Placebo Effect

The initial Boyfights joke was probably the worst of the ENTIRE series, although what it lead to was awesome. "I need your help getting rid of Gob." "That ship sailed 35 years ago." Abortion jokes never fail. Some of the lines were obviously dubbed. Really distracting. "I STOLE" was great. "...in the O.C." "Don't call it that." The music sequence was great too. Ohhhh my fucking God. The entire third act was fucking GOLD.

This is bizarro world. Have so many people turned off to Family Guy that American Dad is now the more popular of the two?

Big fucking deal. Anyone who thinks this is "offensive" to Eddie Guerrero's memory seriously needs to go out and fuck something.

Meh episode of Family Guy. I laughed a lot, but nothing was fantastic. American Dad was the better of the two. As for The Simpsons, average first act, awful second, and fantastic third.

Vince Russo was the one who snapped McMahon out of the 80s philosophy in the mid 90s. Now we can just hope that someone else comes along that snaps McMahon out of his 90s philosophy in the next couple years.

Of course he does. Regardless of whether or not you like him, he's written three books that are out by a publisher that gets their books in most major stores. Without an agent you can easily get screwed over. Would you rather have Scott ghostwrite the book or some asshole who knows nothing about wrestling?

There are too many ways that TNA can screw it up. The last time they tried a multi-person cage match it was an utter disaster due to the lack of space and absolutely horrible camerawork. The six-sided ring already gets complaints that it's too small, so a ten person match won't work unless they can bring out two rings, which would eliminate a lot of the crowd. Their best bet is to just do a ten man tag and try to bust out a Canadian Stampede match.

I hope they job Shelton to Tomko, Snitsky, Viscera, and Murdoch every week for the next fifteen years just so I can keep hearing smarks bitch about someone who is too small and lacking in charisma to be a main eventer.

And on a kind of similar note, Vince Russo mentioned in his new book how he felt Bart Simpson appearing on the cover of WWF Magazine was the absolute low light for the magazine.

Elaborate... It means he doesn't like the gays. Case solved.

I read through Vince Russo's book at Borders today. I skimmed through it until the point where he started writing for WWF Magazine, and then I read it all. The book gives a fantastic glimpse into the mind of Vince McMahon, and just how out of touch he was until Russo snapped him out of it. I nearly bursted out laughing from Jim Cornette's reasoning behind why Terry Funk should be kept in a box for a few weeks before debuting by chainsawing himself out. "Anyone who pops out of a box is instantly over." I was pissed that the book just stops after he told Vince he was leaving for WCW. I want, no NEED, to know the details of WCW and TNA.

Elaborate...

Diane Simmons Erica, it's time for Mario's little confession. Mario Erica, you know I love you. But I gotta come clean. Mario I'm not really a man. Mario I'm a woman. Audience [Cheering] Erica My God! You're a woman? Mario Actually, I'm not really a woman. Mario I'm a horse! Audience [Cheering] Erica My God! You're a horse? Mario Actually, I'm not really a horse. Mario I'm a broom. Audience [Cheering] Diane Simmons DIANE: Okay. So how do you feel? Erica To be honest with you, Diane, I'm surprised.

No, you're the fucking idiot.

"That's not important. Because this is TNA and we're fucking retarded at times." Rhino gives awful interviews when half his words aren't bleeped. I guess you can say he's improved though. I want someone to just start laughing at the same time Douglas does, and then Douglas give a double take. I don't think they're really doing TNA Invaders vs. Originals. I think that was just for the purpose of the promo. While it may come up every so often, this is more of a commonly-alligned heel group vs. commonly-alligned face group, and I LOVED that main event segment for the most part. Monty's growl was the gayest thing ever, and I hated him alligning with Jarrett. For the most part, great show.

Estimated $14.2 million for Friday. Ouch. Not saying that this won't make money over time, though, as it will have strong word of mouth.

I was backstage at an event Kamala was wrestling at. The man applies his make-up while wearing nothing but a pair of purple underwear. That was hot.

WWE's currently tossing around an idea for a wrestler named Normam, who is half retarded, doesn't capitalize his letters, and posts things in the wrong forum.

No Arrested Development? What the fuck? The Veronica Mars nom is nice, though.

I love The Simpsons' current brand of humor. I love the absurdity, the unweaving of cliches, asshole, alcoholic, uncaring Homer, depressed Moe, etc. I don't know why people feel the need to "like" a character in a comedy.

You're not versed on how the movie industry works, huh? If my memory serves, they've been trying to make this movie for like 5 years but decided to wait for approval/support from the real Special Olympics. They were delayed while searching out real SO athletes, and whatnot. South Park didn't have to care about getting approval or not, seeing as they weren't going to be including real SO participants to appear in their cartoon version. The film's been in the can for probably a year and a half now. The distributor has held onto it, however, because they had no idea how to market it.

You're not versed on how the movie industry works, huh?

Sweetie, you're not bad looking, but you're not a WWE female. You have a body that is simply athletic, and unless you spends thousands on augmenting, dyeing, and tanning, you'll never get there.

And that movie was awesome partly because the Farrellys' only wrote Outside Providence.

That was wonderful a year ago and it's wonderful today.