yankovic fan

Clay Aiken is gay? (kidding)

I got in trouble once for being "monotone" to a secret shopper a few years ago. (mall food job) The date in question was a weekend, very busy - and I was forced to go in despite having strep throat (yeah, that's sanitary!). Of course I wasn't in the best of moods! I was sick.

Jurassic Park... the video and the song are just awesome!

And Jake the Snake Roberts.

He was a great big man in the ring, and a great human in life.

I just want to say that See No Evil is no longer in my theater... and there's ten screens... and only seven are occupied.

I love these guys already.

Poor guy, best wishes to him!

From a fan on NFL.com: Since the NFL won't let Reggie Bush wear No. 5, couldn't the Saints just list him as a quarterback or kicker instead of a running back and then have him report as eligible for every play? -- Damian L. Pretty funny yet great idea at the same time

At least it's graduate credit... I had the bad experience last summer semester of taking Spanish 101 & 102 lumped into one 3 hour course five days a week for the duration of the summer (call it 6-7 weeks). Whatever grade you got was doubled. Even with only that as my course load (and the rest of the class) I don't think ANYONE got an A.

Hammerstein Ballroom, same as last year. Thanks, much obliged.

Wait a minute... I'm going to be in Pittsburgh for a work conference the night of ONS. Where are they holding it again?

I hate that everyone at work got on myspace after I did and then get pissed because they can't read my protected blogs (when I'm usually bitching about them).

The extra number will weigh him down. All kidding aside, I respect that guys in sports are superstitious, but I'm not going to raise hell about it. I'm buying his jersey regardless.

Depends on the department. I live in a town of 110,000 people and both our municipal police department and our sheriff's department both ride alone in their police cars except in instances of rookie's training or lack of cars to go around (hardly the case since pay is dick for our law enforcement and no one wants to sign up for it).

Everytime I see Fantasia I want some random marching band to appear and play "The Horse" or at least the theme from Mr. Ed.

What, so they should vote for Taylor because he's got man-boobs? Hey whatever works

Given the right back up band, Helen Keller would sound good singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" since it's such an easy song. Like really. Horny teenage boys that can't get laid need to quit voting for her just because she has tits.

That freaking neckbreaker hurt me I love it!

Is that an official Smoking Gunns foam hat from the mid - 90s?

Can we have a Raw of just promos from them two? (not fighting, just talking... poor Terry is showing his age)

They need to practice more

I'm not sure seeing See No Evil is worth it since the previews seem to show all the death scenes, so you can by process of elimination figure out who the survivor is (unless in a swerve there are no survivors). I'll try to maybe see it next week, if it's still in theaters. Are they trying to kiss up to Bruno for a HOF appearance?

Cell phones and beepers were considered contraband and carried the same penalty as drug and weapon possession (arrested and expelled) when I was in high school, and as I understand the rule never changed. They used to pull us into the office if they seen phones in our cars (as well as tobacco products). For the record I graduated high school in 1999 to give a point of reference on the rule.

Unless it is your children, names are always a bad idea. Also things like "Spring Break 1998!!!!" make for terrible tattoos as well. I myself am not a tattoo person, but I won't stand in the way of someone that wants one. Legally speaking, where I live, a person must be 100% sober when getting a tattoo but that is hardly the case. They (unethically) make most of their revenue off of drunk people.