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Happy Birthday, here ya go buddy.

"Back Off Bitch"-Guns N Roses

When you think class.........think of JAxl.

It's probably something exciting and visually cool.......... that he will have to change once he debuts with RAW.

I sensed it, but I won't believe it until he confirms.

Not everyone's vain/stupid enough to do that. Hey I ripped the idea off from JSYK. And Banky was just about calling her a goddess in that thread, I think he owes it to put her up there for our fair judgement.

Where's a pic of the girlfriend at brutha? I need to tear her apart like you did to my poor girls (please refrain from cheap sexual joke).

Aw man Banks. You got an ass chin just like me I thought I was alone.

Rob Feinstein?

Nah, got the same problem and I refuse to trim it. I ain't no goddamn fag. Of course the armpits and pubes get trimmed though. That doesn't make me queer.........nah of course not.

The only thing I am jealous of is his thick, lustrous hair.

Lose the chin pubes junior.

Well, I am definitely hotter. You're a 4.5

Chinese Democracy will come out around the 4th of July.

Girls lie? Nah, I'll never believe it. Anyways, I drink when I get depressed, then maybe get into a fight.

Robert Patrick in Wayne's World. "Have you seen this boy?"

Original or remake? original Both are very good. The Remake

"Don't Approach Me" by XZibit and Eminem gets an honorable mention on my list.

Does "We have a lot of people applying......" just mean "Sorry, but you're an unqualified fucking loser, now please leave quietly before I call security"

On my left shoulder I have a powder keg with "Irish" on it. On my left ankle I have a Japanese symbol meaning "artist/poet". I regret the ankle, and do not regret the arm.

Do you mean how the actual Jim Garrison played Earl Warren? I'll have to say Chris Farley in "Dirty Work"

What is it with places you go into for a job interview........the numbnuts appears to like you, he takes you on a tour of the building, tells you all about their heath plan bullshit........and then doesn't fucking hire you! Fucking cock tease! Why would I care what the fucking building looks like if I am not getting the job!

A friend of mine has just gotten more out of control on Paxil. I mean to the point of humping girls when they walk by and getting us thrown out of bars, then smashing his truck into a bus stop. And it wasn't just the drinking, cause when he drank in the past he was nothing like that. Anyways, that's why I avoid anti-depressants. I LIKE being angry or depressed, I LIKE being in touch with my actual feelings.

Ok, that was a good one. I'm not very Ice-like there though, am I? God say no!

Sarcasm is soooooooooooo cool. I really REALLY mean that............