Tawren

Molly: Hello, Fertig, how are you today? Fertig: Your breasts are the best breasts. Molly: Excuse me? Don't forget that TomCo loves Molly. TomCo loves Molly. Everyone loves Molly. TomCo is everyone. TomCo is God. Fertig is Jesus. So Fertig is TomCo's son AND brother?

Molly: Hello, Fertig, how are you today? Fertig: Your breasts are the best breasts. Molly: Excuse me? Don't forget that TomCo loves Molly.

+ all of the Smackdown roster + all of TNA.

Well, DUH.

Notice that Terri is always the slut in these stories. Who else are we gonna use? Jazz? Not even a retard would fuck her. Proving once again that Rodney Mack is an inanimate object. Jazz is BACKING THE MACK. With her PENIS.

Maybe that Crazy Bus song from Arthur...

Notice that Terri is always the slut in these stories. Who else are we gonna use? Jazz? Not even a retard would fuck her.

Of course, Fertig will win a title, TomCo will want it, and Fertig will LAY A HWOOPIN DOWN~!.

Fertig should be in Welding. Imagine the adventures there.

And Fertig finds out, and he doesn't want to be around his brother. Fertig: No, go away, NO You're BAD! (cries) And they can reconcile when TomCo risks bankruptcy to save Fertig's live (from, say, a tree falling on him. How that risks bankruptcy I don't know) and Fertig learns that TomCo loves him.

They can have a hog pen match.

Idea for a swerve: it's TomCo's fault that Fertig became retarded. He was driving the car that crashed into Fertig's tricycle. Because he was on pot. Then we can have TomCo preach on how drugs are bad. Hooray!

Unless HHH gives him a shitkicking. Imagine the heat as HHH beats him down and all the wrestlers try to run out, but Fertig keeps motioning for them to go to the back. Imagine that heat.

Then as Austin does a Stunner on Bischoff: JR: STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! Special K: I made a weird mess in my pants. King: You're not the only one here to, Fertig! Or, to rewrite it: Austin stunners Fertig JR: STONE COLD, STONE COLD! King: Oh my god, Fertig wet his pants! JR: So did I!

If they have him do commentary for all the episodes, I will OD on happiness.

Imagine the heat on Stone Cold when he stunners Fertig for not drinking with him.

You get it commercial free and cleaned up. BTW, I'm marking out.

TomCo needs to make lots of references towards owning acid mines. LOTS. MONEY IN TAH BANK~! Of course, he'll need Fertig to teach him the true meaning of child labor.

God, I think you're killing brain cells. It's a US board. The title is World Wrestling Entertainment. We're in America. I think it goes without saying. Stick to US. Pulling matches out probably 4 or 5 people here have seen isn't helping anything. How fucking stupid are you? Just because it happened in another country means it doesn't count? The fact is, the HBK/Hart iron-man sucked. Go watch it again. Objectively. It sucks.

To learn the true meaning of _____. Can't forget that.

And he needs to concentrate at coloring in the lines but fail, then when he feels bad he gets blindsided by a heel. Then the heel feels bad and they learn the true meaning of arbor day.

As long as the baseball cap is sideways.

Fertig will have to wear rainbow suspenders.

Change it from WOOPIN ASS~! to HWOOPIN ASS~!, like a Texan would say it.

May not be as forgotten as some, but Taka/HHH from Raw in April 2000 had OFF THE CHART heat.