Cuban Linx

Damon Stoudamire backs up 54 points against New Orleans with another 30 today, but unfortunately the rest of the team didn't feel like adding anything as the Blazers lose to the damn Hortnets a second straight time. I guess that's the cure to avoid having the worst record in NBA history, just play the Blazers a bunch of times.

Main Event – Tag Team Match Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and “The Franchise” Mak Francis vs. Toxxic and Sean Davis -> Toxxic & Sean Davis Sub-Main Event – SWF Cruiserweight Championship “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins © vs. “The Critic” Scott Pretzler Special Guest Referee: Wildchild -> Spike Jenkins ICTV #1 Contenders Match “Urban Legend” Todd Cortez vs. “The Icon” Max King -> Todd Cortez Singles Match Austin Sly vs. Alan Clark -> Alan Clark What does the crowd want to see? LUMBERING GIANTS! Dominic Korgath vs. Carnage -> Carnage

Also on the Vincennes card is Cheerleader Melissa vs Daizee Haze.

No great surprises among the reserves, though i expected at least one of Bibby/Webber/Miller to make it, without checking this would have to be the first Sacramento King-less all-star game in quite a while. I also didn't think both Wallace and Ilgauskas would be in, but i can't really think of any other deserving East forwards (maybe Bosh or Okafor) so i'm fine with it.

I wouldn't have thought Allan Houston would even have any fans left, let alone enough to put him among the top jersey sellers. Fans must want his jersey so they can feel what it's like to be massively overpaid and always injured as well.

*outraged*

The Speakerboxxx half of Outkast's Speakerboxxx/The Love Below.

Three Superbowls in four years is a dynasty to me, and the team is still intact heading into next season so there's no reason they can't keep adding to their current run.

Freddie Mitchell sure had a big game to back up his big mouth, 1 catch and 11 yards, guess he doesn't love his hands this week.

It was a 1 yard dump pass when they needed to drive 95 yards in under a minute, great play there.

Philly deserve to lose for the absolute worst time management that i can remember on their last two possessions, god only knows what they were trying to do. Did they even use all their timeouts?

The Raiders were picked off 5 times i believe against the Bucs.

And that's the game.

Now all the Patriots have to do is borrow some of that great time-wasting from the Eagles and they have it in the bag.

He couldn't have kicked it any more at that New England player if he tried.

Does Philly think they have 5 quarters or something, because they certainly seem to be taking their time for a team that needs to score twice in just over 2 minutes.

The Pats will have to work hard to blow the game from here, i don't see Philly scoring twice with not much time left.

No player has really stood out to me as having a great 'MVP' game, and whenever that's the case they seem to just give it to the winning QB.

Shania Twain, No Doubt and Sting.

At the moment it looks as though Bailey/Necro will be left off the tape, and the whole 'Ultraviolent Underground' thing will be just for the live fans to try and boost attendance. I don't believe anyone's made an official statement so that could change though.

Didn't take long for the Patriots D to make an impact.

Results taken from the CZWFans board. First off GREAT FUCKING SHOW... draw was 220 and a heated crowd here in IOWA, baby! 1. Eric " The Product" Brave(??? not sure on the last name) def. Tyler Black with a crossface... good match a lot of heat for the new comers. 2. Chandler Mc Clure & Steve Stone def. Trik Davis & Mr Elite.. after the match Elite turns on Trik Davis 3. Abyss def. Jimmy Jacobs to win the NWA Iowa Heavyweight Championship. The match was awesome. A fan in the crowd with a mask brought balloons for Abyss and an Abyss acted very touched by the balloons. A lot of brawling(dive from the scaffolding), real good match. Very unexpected title switch though. 4. MsChif def. Mickie Knuckles- no dq match. I'd say this was one of the best womens matches I've seen. I couldnt believe the heat. Good match, Mickie worked with a bad leg. MsChif won with the Descrator on a chair. 5. Josh Abercrombie def. Ian Rotten in a barbed wire match. Very sick match, the two beat the shit out of eachother. Abercrombie came out at the beginning wearing a long sleeved shirt, jeans and bubble wrap. This match is a must seen. Ian punches Josh in the face and breaks his hand and Abercrombie then works over his hand with stomps, and chairshots until Abercrombie gets a tap out victory. After the match, Josh gets on the mic and tells Ian he should tell him he earned this IWA World title shot and says he doesnt need Ian or the fucking fans. 6. Samoa Joe def. Eric Priest. A lot of Joe chants. The two guys worked well together. This match went on after the barbed wire match b/c Priest and Brandon Thomaselli worked RCW before then and didnt get to the building until the 4th or 5th match. Samoa Joe hit the tope as the fans chanted TOPE, TOPE, TOPE. Joe wins with the Muscle Buster and recieved a loud please comeback chant. 7. Brandon Thomaselli def. Silas Young to retain the NWA Indiana Heavyweight Championship. Good main event. People didnt know Silas Young but he got over fast with his flamboyant ring attire and good moves. The crowd loved Brandon. Brandon also has a bad knee from the tournament the night before. Brandon wins with the Air Raid Crash. If I were you.. I'd be looking out for this on VHS or DVD. This show was filmed by Smart Mark Video.

Most of the title changes are quite surprising to me. The Team Cash title run and split is rushed after just 2 or 3 shows to give the H8 Club the belts, Shelley is the one to end Sonjay's year+ junior title reign and he loses it his first defence, B-Boy gets a huge buildup to his big Iron Man Title reign but after that chase he loses it almost immediately to a guy in his first match, they seem to have had a total change in direction and cut the legs out of what could have been three very good title reigns. The show sounds like it ended up very good quality-wise, but some of the results leave question marks in my mind. Glad to see Ruckus win the World Title, the CZW World Title scene has been so stale and dead for so long it's about time something fresh happened to give it a shot in the arm. I just hope they book Ruckus better than they did Messiah, though considering how badly handled Messiah's run was that should be easy.

MAIN EVENT LUMBERJACK MATCH Sacred© vs Alan Clark (LUMBERJACKS: Mak Francis, Toxxic) -> Sacred. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Wild and Dangerous© vs Royal Order -> Wild & Dangerous. MALL BRAWL VI USJL TITLE BOUT Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Sean Davis vs Austin Sly vs Carnage vs Ebony -> Carnage NO GRAVITY MATCH CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Spike Jenkins© vs Manson -> MANSONOSITY HARDCORE TITLE MATCH "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez© vs Danny Dagda -> Todd Cortez. SINGLES MATCH "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs Kaine -> Scott Pretzler.

I can see the Tigers overpaying for Magglio even with the injury concerns, they've gone after just about every big name free agent at some point and haven't come close to landing any of them, with Magglio all that's left them throwing a crazy deal to Ordonez to ensure they actually sign somebody this offseason doesn't surprise me. Safe to say if that deal is correct Magglio will be a Detroit Tiger, no other team will be stupid enough to match that.