Cuban Linx

MAIN EVENT#1 SWF CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Toxxic© vs Andrea Montgomery SINGLES MATCH Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix vs Jamie Drazon QUESTION MARK MATCH ??? vs Manson USJL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH David Cross© vs Ace Lezaire ICTV/US TITLE CONTENDERSHIP TAG TEAM MATCH Todd Cortez vs Spike Jenkins vs Austin Sly vs Ryan Dustin HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MELEE Uncle Filthy vs Evan Wolfe vs Danny Dagda vs Carnage SINGLES MATCH rKade vs Kaine

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

One of the weaker shows IWA looks to have put on for a while, but with IWA now seemingly putting on a ton of shows every month that's bound to happen sometimes. I'm sure Nigel/Hero rocked, and Daniels/Martini, Sekimoto/Webb and Ito/Bailey could all be decent/fun as well. Also glad to see the IWA/Wildside show is going ahead once again, happy to see Seth DeLay making his IWA debut, though i would have liked to see Rainman and a few others on the show as well. Eager to see Rotten/Danielson happen as well, everything Danielson touches turns to gold lately.

Snuff Film.

Not who i really want to take here, but there's very few centers worth a damn left so i better grab one as Kevin Garnett + 7 takes from the Boston Celtics: (Insert Picture Here) Mark Blount

Wu-Tang Clan - Wu-Tang: 7th Chamber, Pt. 2

Wu-Tang Clan - Bring Da Ruckus

Slayer - War Ensemble

Kevin Garnett + 7 looks to add to it's backcourt with... Chauncey Billups.

And i'll throw in Erek Taylor for a nomination.

If the award was for number of comebacks i'd be a shoe-in.

Hardcore Holly looking to be feuding over the World Title again? God knows it worked so well last time.

Four weeks, how does that rank among the shortest retirements ever?

Sure to be incorrect predictions: Astros over Braves in 4 Cardinals over Dodgers in 5 Red Sox over Angels in 4 Yankees over Twins in 5 (I've picked the Twins elsewhere but i'm flip-flopping, even with Santana in out of this world form)

Damn, i was hoping Ratliff and his insane 4.4 blocks a game in Portland would manage to slip to my next pick. I just know i'll end up with a disaster at center again, though i suppose i can't do as badly as drafting Alonzo Mourning and having him retire on me.

4th and long, hopefully they still have a little magic left from that Ravens/Seahawks game from last season where all sorts of nuttiness was converted. And it's looks like they don't...

Baltimore get one more shot with 2:30 left. From a fantasy prespective Matt Stover kicking a 50 yard feild goal to tie and adding another FG in OT would be great for me. Provided Boller doesn't fumble it all away, which he nearly does.

Kevin Garnett + 7 is proud to select... Chicago Bulls Guard Kirk Hinrich.

I had almost forgotten about Grant Hill's annual injury saga. So what's the over/under on how long it'll take for his ankle to explode again, even with limited minutes i'll say he goes around 20 games before he rejoins his usual home of the Inujred Reserve List, though i'm sure at this point Orlando would probably consider anything they can get out of him a bonus.

Outkast - ATLiens

Outkast - Decatur Psalm

At least you're up to 4000 words, i'm currently just sitting on about 200. Looks like it'll be two-straight shows of my staying up to 3 AM or so to finish a match only to lose anyway.

The season proper starts on the 2nd of November, with Houston @ Detroit, Sacramento @ Dallas and Denver @ L.A. Lakers to kick things off.

I've done this twice in the past, and was bored so being over a year since i did it last i figured i'd calculate it again, maybe someone else might be interested in it. Out of curiosity, here's the total combined days every character has held a title in the SWF, all 90 of them. These are for individual characters and not just the writer behind them, hence Jay Dawg/Bjork, Nekura/Vigilante, Andrea/GOAT and others being listed seperately. Onto the list: 1. “Superior One” Tom Flesher/Durandal – 553 Days 2. El Luchadore Magnifico – 394 3. Ejiro Fasaki – 322 4. Thoth/Orochi – 287 5. Judge Mental/William Hearford – 284 6. Edwin MacPhisto – 280 7. Sacred/Andrew Blackwell – 270 8. Wildchild – 259 9. Hville Thugg – 247 10. Johnny Dangerous – 245 <- Highest Active Wrestler 11. Frost – 244 12. Fallout – 228 13. Charlie “Grappler” Matthews/Show – 209 14. Janus – 205 15. Mike Van Siclen – 202 16. Jay Dawg/Jamie Drazon – 195 17. “Grand Slam” Mark Stevens – 184 18. Rane – 183 19. Chris Wilson – 161 20. Perfect Bo – 153 21. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven – 148 22. Axis – 133 23. Todd Cortez – 133 24. Toxxic – 131 25. Outcast – 126 26. Xstasy – 123 27. “Deathwish” Danny Williams – 120 28. Mak Francis – 120 29. The Boston Strangler – 119 30. Chris Raynor – 119 31. Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix – 117 32. Neilsen of the Jungle – 114 33. Annie Eclectic/Beezel – 112 34. Stryke – 108 35. Angelous – 104 36. Molock – 104 37. Grimedogg – 100 38. Divefire – 91 39. Dace Night – 85 40. Va’aiga – 84 41. “TNT” Taylor Nicholas Thompson – 83 42. Spider Nekura – 79 43. Bobby Riley – 72 44. Andrea Montgomery – 71 45. Sean Davis – 71 46. Quiz – 69 47. Cyclone Comet – 65 48. Mistress Sarah – 64 49. Stubby P. McWeed – 63 50. Erek Taylor – 59 51. Mercury – 56 52. Pimp Daddy Sarp – 53 53. Alan Clark – 54 54. Johnny Rotten – 51 55. Spike – 50 56. “Coyote” Coy West – 50 57. Aecas – 49 58. Danny Vigilante – 49 59. Tod deKindes – 49 60. Ced Ordonez – 43 61. Mayor McCheese – 38 62. Jamie Bjork – 35 63. Chris Storm – 33 64. Spark – 33 65. NTD – 30 66. Ryan Dustin – 30 67. Suicide King – 28 68. Linchpin – 28 69. Masked Man – 28 70. “Insane” Joe Flyer – 28 71. Longdogger Pete – 28 72. Manson – 26 73. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins – 25 74. “Notorious” John Duran – 24 75. Curry Man – 22 76. David Cross – 20 77. Austin Sly – 19 78. Grunge – 19 79. G.O.A.T. – 17 80. Ace Lezaire – 16 81. CIA – 15 82. Martin “Big Country” Hunt – 15 83. Mr. Galatea – 13 84. Silent/Nathaniel Kibagami – 10 85. Insane Luchador – 10 86. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston – 10 87. “The Corona” Vladimir Everheart – 9 88. Munich – 6 89. K-Os – 5 90. “The Icon” Max King – 1 And just for King, a vague guess at the rankings if the long forgotten Stables Titles were included, turning it into a big Carnie fest + Flesher: 1. Flesher 2. Edwin 3. Stevens 4. Raynor 5. ELM 6. King