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    What are you listening to right now?

    Sepultura - Beneath The Remains (both the song and the album)
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    There are no 3 game teams next week i believe, everyone plays two other than Atlanta, Indiana, New Orleans, Orlando, Philadelphia and San Antonio who all play one. The 7-1 win jumps me up past Pogo The Monkey and Team Failure into the top 6 and the playoff spot that goes with it, and the next team above me is the SHIT who i face this week, so hopefully my team can kep on going strong.
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    No Way Out

    Give Rey/Chavo lots of time, give the WWE Title match tons of time, and other than that i don't really give a shit. If there's one thing the WWE can do well it's waste time with pointless segments filled with unfunny crap or stupid diva catfights appealing to the lowest common denominator, so i'm sure they'll manage to eat up the time even without that many matches.
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    Well i needed steals and blocks and my team comes through, Dalembert picking up 6 blocks and Derek Anderson nabbing 5 steals to give me a 7-1 win. Unfortunately i lose three pointers. I finished with 35 3-pointers, which kills everyone else in the league except for my opponent, who looks to finish with 51 in one week, and that's with leaving another 12 Mike Bibby/Drew Gooden 3's on the bench over the week, not to mention having Allan Houston on IL cost him even more. Still, it looks good for my team when the only way they lose a stat is the other team going completely insane with long distance bombs, 63 in one week is more than a few teams in the league will do in over a month.
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    The OaO 2003-2004 NBA Season Thread!

    Every year it seems the Blazers have one hot streak where they win like 10 straight or 13 out of 15 games so something like that, and it looks like it's happening again. Ever since the overtime win in Sacramento they've been a complete reversal of the team they were before that, they've won like 8 out of 10, and they're even winning on the road now. Maybe there's a slim chance they can keep the playoff streak going, though most of their remaining games are against western conference teams so i don't like their chances. They'll probably take it right down to the wire and miss the playoffs by half a game or something just to torment me.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    86 VGM's, things weren't looking too bad except for Iverson's fantastic 3 VGM's. 2/9: PG- Andre Miller SG- Michael Finley SF- Paul Pierce (i'd like to have Dirk, but PP has been great against the Cavs this year, one game he absolutely murdered them and i'm hoping he can do it again. I can't afford Dirk in this lineup anyway) PF- Tim Duncan (should probably downgrade to the red-hot Boozer and improve elsewhere, but can't be bothered. Duncan should do good anyway) C- Marcus Camby Coach- Paul Silas
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    Overall i think the Ray Allen for Jason Terry-Glenn Robinson-Tim Thomas trade has worked out pretty well for both of us, before the trade my team was dying and sinking down the ladder fast but is now right back in the playoff picture, and your team is climbing up from the bottom fast as well. The current injury to Ray Allen could screw things up a bit, but when he's there Allen and Garnett have me covered great in every stat, and with Q-Rich, K-Mart and Stack backing them up my team has been looking quite good lately.
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    One day left, and i can win anywhere from five to all eight stats. I doubt i'll win 3 pointers, but i'm tied in steals and down two in blocks, fortunately Ray Allen (provided he plays, and with my luck he won't) is there to provide the steals, Dalembert the blocks, and Garnett to give me a serving of both. Here's hoping a 7-1 victory is on the cards. Stackhouse continues to perform since returning with 19 points and 11 assists, my team is much better with him around. Arroyo giving me 16 points, 6 rebounds and 6 assists certainly helps me forget giving up Claxton as well.
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    Lockdown Predictions!

    "MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    125 VGM's moves me up a little bit more, KG and Dampier continuing their good performances for me. Seeing the way Dampier's been playing i certainly wouldn't be opposed to him being traded to the Blazers, i'll take Dampier over Dale Davis anyday. 2/8: PG- Jason Kidd SG- Quentin Richardson (i don't particularly trust him, though he's been pretty hot lately, hopefully that keeps up for another game at least) SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Elton Brand C- Erick Dampier Coach- Randy Ayers
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    I'm dissapointed to see Speedy Claxton picked up, i was hoping he'd stay a free agent for a while longer until the Van Exel situation is cleared so i could pick him back up again, though i guess Arroyo is a decent enough bench player for me. It also appears Eddy Curry might have finally dug his head out of his ass and started performing like he should, breaking 20 points in 4 of the last 5 games, with decent rebounding averages as well. A shame he couldn't do it when he was on my team. Victory looks pretty certain in my matchup, so i'll be moving at least one position closer to the top 6 and the playoffs.
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    Assuming its Angle/Eddie

    Depends on how Angle's neck is holding up. If he's relatively fine i see them giving Angle the title, though they should keep it on Eddy longer, give him a chance to run with the proverbial ball.
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    Luger in TNA again

    I'm not surprised they're resorting to the old-timers like Luger, Mantell thinks TNA's audience is aged around 50 so he's just bringing in the wrestlers his supposed audience can identify with. All these youngsters with their flippy-floppy bullshit are too confusing for them.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    104 VGM's boosts me .1%, always good to gain ground on a day where everyone has similar lineups. Duncan, Big Dog and AI all put up the numbers, and someone needs to teach Shaq how to shoot a fucking Free Throw immediately. 3/15, anyone can do better than that. 2/7: PG- Stephon Marbury (first time i;ve chosen him since the trade) SG- Allen Iverson SF- Andrei Kirilenko PF- Carlos Boozer C- Ben Wallace Coach- Randy Ayers (i can afford better, but coming off the Laker win the Sixers should beat the struggling Celtics)
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    Looks like my opponent isn't around either, having left Mike Bibby and Drew Gooden on the bench a few times. Not that i'm complaining, as he's in direct competition with me for the final playoff spot.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    124 VGM's, moving me to 96.7% as i agian try to pass the 97% plateau. Shockingly, Elton Brand leads the way again, with 33 VGM's. 2/6: PG- Sam Cassell SG- Joe Johnson SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Elton Brand C- Erick Dampier Coach- Maurice Cheeks
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    So far i'm looking good in my matchup. The only category that i wasn't either winning or close in was three pointers, and Quentin Richardson, god bless him, goes and throws up EIGHT of them, from only 11 shots too. Two from Stack and 1 from Derek Anderson also help matters greatly. I also think it says something when Kevin Garnett has a bad game, yet still gives me 17 points, 12 rebounds and 6 assists. Half my players won't do that in their BEST game.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    141 VGM's, yet i still drop worldwide. Looks like i'm going to need to start pulling out great scores as opposed to just good ones if i hope to reach 97% and beyond. 2/5: PG- Antonio Daniels SG- Allen Iverson SF- Glenn Robinson PF- Tim Duncan C- Shaquille O'Neal Coach- Phil Jackson
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    Archived Stats Thread

    Stryke’s Stats Template V9.2 Smarks Board Name: Cuban_Linx Wrestlers Name: Stryke Height: 6’3” Weight: 230lbs Hometown: Sydney, Australia. Now resides in San Diego, California, but unless the show happens to be in SD he'll just be announced as being from Sydney. Age: 25 Face/Heel: Heel, though not to the asshole-ish extents of the past. He’s still not particularly liked, though he’ll be cheered ahead of most other heels. Weapon(s): Anything within arms reach. Looks Stryke is of decent build, having added a bit of muscle definition over recent months, but he’s hardly huge or anything. Similar to Edge in size I guess. He still maintains his tanned skin and shaggy brown hair, and in the ring wears shiny silver ‘Hardy Boys’ style baggy pants, with black edging. And though it’s not too noticeable, he also has a scar on the right side of his face after a particularly nasty Stairway to Hell match with Low Brass from back in the day. Barbed Wire + Face does not mix. Ring Entrance The arena is silent except for the murmuring of the crowd, but that quickly changes a a massive wall of blue and silver pyrotechnics fires up all across the stage, Cypress Hill's "How I Could Just Kill A Man" kicking into action as Stryke steps out onto the stage! The crowd rise to their feet in boos, Stryke quickly heading down the ramp to the beat and climbing up onto the ring apron. The Australian pauses to look out into the crowd, and as the chorus hits Stryke steps tp the second turnbuckle, raising his arms to the crowd as Funyon commences the introductions. * Funyon stuff here * Stryke hops over the top rope and into the ring, casually leaning back on the ropes as he either focuses his attention on his opponent or waits for them to arrive. Stats Strength: 5 [Decent strength, enough to lift most opponents, though he’s still going to have a hard time with the larger opponents he’ll face. His improved strength has given a little extra impact to his strikes] Speed: 5 [speed and high-flying is no longer the focus of Stryke’s attack, though he’s still quick on his feet and will fly on occasion, Stryke still has a few big aerial moves left up his sleeve] Vitality: 7 [Can take his fair-share of punishment, but will go down eventually. The high vitality is more representative of his improved endurance levels rather than his ability to go around no-selling or kicking out of finishers, which won’t be happening anytime soon] Charisma: 3 [Doesn’t get on the mic very much, though he’s capable when he does. Stryke doesn’t radiate charisma like some others in the SWF, though he does have a certain presence in the ring, he prefers his action to do the talking] Style Stryke wrestles a far more grounded style than he used to, taking his time to wear the opponent down instead of relying on high-risk moves to get the job done. This isn’t to say he won’t go up to the top rope, his ability to fly is still an important part of his offence, he’ll just use more caution and pick his spots better than before. A lot of the focus of his attack is the head/neck region of the opponent, many of his signature moves targeting that region, and after wearing the opponent down with strikes and smaller moves he’ll try and put the opponent down for good with a big head-drop or two. This is just a general outline of what Stryke’s match strategy usually is, depending on factors like the opponent, the type of match, what’s one the line etc he can change his approach as necessary. Really, you can write Stryke however the hell you like, i don't particularly care. Signature moves * Double Underhook Brainbuster: With the opponent doubled over in front of him Stryke underhooks both arms, lifting them vertical and swiftly dropping down, the opponent drilled into the canvas in a Brainbuster-esque maneuver, landing on their shoulder/upper back region. Not a throwaway move, you’ll be hurting after this. * Backslide Neckbreaker: Stryke hooks the opponent for a standard backslide, but instead of pulling them over into a pin he drops down, snapping them to the mat with a modified neckbreaker. * Sleeper Drop: Stryke locks on a sleeper hold, before dropping down, slamming the opponent back/head first to the mat. * Spinning Backdrop Suplex: Stryke lifts the opponent for a standard backdrop suplex, but spins around as he’s executing the move before swiftly dropping down, the opponent crashing back first to the mat. * Running Neckbreaker: Stryke doubles the opponent over in the middle of the ring, before running at the ropes and rebounding back, taking the opponent's head and snapping them down with a very fast spinning neckbreaker, Stryke's momentum adding to the torque on the victim's neck. * Facewash: A running dropkick to the face with the opponent seated against the turnbuckles. With an opponent sitting in the ring corner, Stryke moves to the opposite corner, stomping his foot a few times as he lines the victim up. Stryke then charges in full pelt, dropkicking the opponent right in the face. Nothing flashy, but this will definately leave you hurting, Stryke holds nothing back on this and will likely have to scrape the opponents face off the bottom of his shoes. * Broken Arrow: Press Slam to Samoan Drop. With an opponent coming off the ropes Stryke presses them into the air, before dropping them down onto his shoulders, falling back and slamming the opponent to the mat with a Samoan Drop. * Fireman’s Carry to Facebuster: With the opponent on Stryke’s shoulders, Stryke swings them out, dropping to one knee and dropping the opponent face-first across his extended knee. * Top Rope Elbow Drop: With the opponent down in the ring, Stryke scales the ropes and leaps from the top, flying across the ring and buries his elbow right into the opponent’s chest, driving the air right out of them. Common moves * Various strikes. Your basic punches, stiff forearm shots, knees, European Uppercuts, whatever. Stryke won’t often go toe-to-toe in a striking battle with an opponent unless he’s sure he has the advantage, against expert strikers, counter-wrestlers or just plain powerful opponents he’ll use more caution in his attack. * DDT: Pretty much any way a DDT can be done, Stryke will do it. Standard, double arm, reverse, inverted, tornado, Stryke can adapt to whatever situation he’s in to drive the opponents head into the mat. * Sit-out Scoop Slam * Bulldog * Neckbreaker * Dropkick: Regular, springboard, missile, whatever the occasion calls for. * Superkick * Sit-out Front Suplex, sometimes dropping the opponent stomach-first across the top rope. * Vertical Suplex * Overhead Release Belly to Belly Suplex * German Suplex, almost always bridged. * T-Bone Suplex * Superplex * Senton Backsplash * Hurricanrana * Suicide Dive. Not as often as in the past, but Stryke still has no qualms about putting his body on the line. * Any other basic moves or holds, leg drops, headlocks, sleepers, powerslams, basic matwork etc. Any moves you want to include really, whatever makes writing your match and dealing with my shitty disjointed moveset easier. Hardcore Moves * One-Man Conchairto: With a chair in each hand, Stryke brings them together, sandwiching the opponents head between them. It’ll only turn up in hardcore or no-DQ situations obviously. Rare moves * Sit-out Powerbomb: Used exclusively on smaller wrestlers, often as a counter to a hurricanrana or similar moves. If Stryke's feeling really mean, he could powerbomb the opponent into the turnbuckle, but that'll be saved for opponents Stryke really hates or for really big situations. * Cradle Piledriver: From a standing headscissors Stryke lifts the opponent vertical, reaching one arm between the victim's legs and hooking it with his other, before sitting out and spiking the victim's head right into the canvas. Capable of finishing a match, but can be kicked out of and used as near-fall material if you'd like. * All Time High: A Frogsplash, a former finisher and Stryke’s big aerial move. Gets impressive air and hits hard, this will usually be brought out if the opponent is too large to hit with the Low End Theory and is too tough to submit with the Event Horizon. * Supercharger: Jody Fleisch's 720 DDT. Stryke's biggest aerial move, and also the most powerful of his collection of DDT's. Stryke stands on the apron facing a standing opponent in the ring, before slingshotting up onto the top rope, doing a 180 degree turn so he lands facing out towards the crowd. From there he springs back towards the opponent, doing another 180 turn as he catches the opponent around the head for the DDT. Holding the opponent he uses the momentum of the spring to spin around a full 360 degrees before spiking the opponent head first into the mat with a vicious tornado-style DDT. 180 + 180 + 360 = 720. The move is done pretty much in one motion executing it very quickly, Stryke using the momentum he picks up to really snap the opponent into the mat with maximum force. Performing this takes alot out of Stryke, so should he fuck it up he'll be ripe for the picking by his opponent. The rarest move in Stryke's current moveset, this really won't be brought out except for really big situations where Stryke needs an all-or-nothing, ace in the hole move to win. Finishers * Low End Theory: Pumphandle Piledriver. As the name indicates, Stryke sets the opponent in a pumphandle position before lifting them up, holding them upside down as shoulder-height before sitting out, crunching the opponent’s skull into the canvas. * Event Horizon: Alex Shelley's Border City Stretch. Essentially picture Chris Benoit's Crippler Crossface, but instead of putting the victim's arm between his legs Stryke places it over his shoulder so the arm is behind his head. He then pulls back on the oponents head with the crossface with all the force he can muster, until either the opponent taps or escapes. Bio Stryke's past is irrelevant. All that matters is that on the January 12 edition of SWF Smarkdown, Stryke staked his career on winning the Clusterfuck Battle Royale. It's all about the present now for the Australian Superstar, either he reaches his potential now or he leaves the SWF behind forever. Don't think he's worried for a second though, he IS winning, the sooner you accept that fact the better. Stryke lost, so as promised he's gone.
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    ESPN.com ranks all sports franchises...

    The Portland Trailblazers are about where i expected, 115th, including dead last in Fan Relations and Players. At least they seem to be making a little effort in those departments, with Bonzi Wells gone and both Rasheed Wallace and Ruben Patterson unlikely to be around much longer.
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    All divas...all the time

    I'm sure Vince McMahon's ultimate dream for a third brand would be half Divas wrestling, half Lesbian porno.
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    NBA All-Stars

    As a Portland fan I would have liked to see Zach Randolph in there, though i guess he'll make plenty of All-Star games in the future, especially with Rasheed Wallace a lock to be gone next year at the latest.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    104 VGM's led by guess who? Yep, Elton Brand again. PG- Steve Francis SG- Joe Johnson (i don't trust either of my guards, but i don't really care about them when i can get Garnett and Brand in the same lineup) SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Elton Brand (what a shock) C- Yao Ming Coach- Kevin O'Neill
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    Fantasy NBA League?

    Does anyone know if Wally Szczerbiak will be coming back from injury at any point this season? I figured i'd stash him on the IL in case he comes back, even with the Wolves pretty loaded lineup he should still be a decent contributor, and an upgrade over my usual bench players. And with Van Exel back i've dumped Speedy Claxton, as good as he's been lately i figured Arroyo would be a safer play, his numbers have picked back up anyway. Should the tumored Van Exel trade go though i'd pick Claxton back up immediately. I think this also marks at least the third time i've had Arroyo on my team.
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    Smartmarks VGM fantasy league

    The standings aren't updated yet but i believe i scored 157 VGM's, quite the good day with KG, Boozer and Cassell doing great. Pretty much anyone with a clue would have scored high today though, so i don't expect to move up very much at all. 2/3: PG- Sam Cassell SG- Ray Allen SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Chris Bosh C- Brad Miller Coach- Kevin O'Neill
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