Cuban Linx

Hooray for random beatdowns and violence. * Hits Thugg in the face with a Brick *

Even once his current contract is over i doubt the WWE will just let him go completely, unless the WWE suddenly gets over it's emphatuation with big men i'd expect him to be resigned. For a fraction of the cost and length of his current contract for sure, but i'd expect him to be around for a few more years at least.

What's the point of bringing him back to add 'star power and interest' to the Cruiser division? No matter what they'll never push the damn thing beyond a 3 minute PPV match every few months.

110 VGM's led by Jason Kidd climbing out of a slump with 36 VGM's. 1/31: PG- Mike Bibby SG- Dwayne Wade SF- Dirk Nowitzki PF- Elton Brand C- Jermaine O'Neal Coach- Maurice Cheeks

I guess i'm the anti-Janus, only 2239 words done with Manson just reaching the ring. I'm aiming to get through to Duran's entrance tonight, which should put me in good position for two days of solid writing.

The links missing an 's'. Here we go

Odom wouldn't have lasted a week in Portland. With the likes of Odom, Rasheed Wallace, Damon Stoudamire and Bonzi Wells on the same team, there would have been a permanent cloud of marajuana smoke hovering over the Rose Garden at all times.

I like to pretend the few months Sullivan was in charge in late 99/early 2000 or whenever it was never existed. It didn't get much lower than that dreck.

Two of Michrome's PWG reviews: Badass Mother 3000 Are You Adequately Prepared to Rock?

My real predictions would be for everything i do, because i'm going to win, but if i screw up this is how it'll be. First Elimination: Manson Winner: HVT Pinfall Scored On: Janus Final Three: HVT, Janus, Grappler Final Word Count: 23456 # of No Shows: Eleven

Acid Bath - Mortician's Flame

1050 words done, with the only move done so far in the match being a single forearm. I'm feeling real good about this though, my plan is set and i've got plenty of ideas flowing, though this being my third time writing this match certainly helps, by this point i know what i have to do inside-out, it's just a matter of putting my fingers to the keyboard and focusing on what i'm doing. When i've got things flowing i can type real quickly too, so my 1K should increase exponentially over the next day or two, provided i can resist the indy wrestling tapes that now sit on my desk.

A very handy 119 VGM's. T-Mac gives me 36 and Garnett puts in another 40 VGM performance. Medvedenko drags me down with a paultry 5 VGM's, though i guess that's pretty close to his cost, so you get what you pay for. 1/30: PG- Sam Cassell SG- Michael Redd SF- Shawn Marion PF- Elton Brand C- Erick Dampier Coach- Hubie Brown

Barry Manilow - Copa Cabana

Looks like a pretty damn good day for me, as both Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen pick up triple-doubles. EDIT: Although leaving Mo Taylor's 18 points and 14 rebounds on the bench is a bit of a downer. Everyone i started did decent though, so i didn't lose out too much.

Maybe it would have seemed like that had more time if they did something other than punch and lay around bleeding for 80% of the match.

What makes my dropping Camby even worse is that while he's going great, Nene is doing absolutely jack. I also just realised Stanislav Medvedenko has been a Free Agent this whole damn time while he's been averaging damn near 20 points and 10 rebounds. Of course i realise it as soon as Shaq is back and Malone probably isn't much further off from returning. And i too will be back for this thing next year, i was in last year and i don't see myself going anywhere next year either.

Every game Marcus Camby plays lately just makes me feel real stupid for dropping him. Christ, today he had like 18 rebounds and the first half was still going.

Unfortunately for me CZW Cage of Death 3 and IWA:MS Ted Petty Invitational 2002 arrived in the mail today, now i have 12 hours worth of distraction to prevent me writing. I'll still win though, i'm not leaving anytime soon.

Poor Blazers, the worst team in the West. Hopefully next years Draft class is a good one since Portland is looking at a lottery pick for the first time in forever, though chances are the one year they suck will be the year with no real great players to pick from.

90 VGM's with only Elton Brand doing anything substantial. I fall back down to 95.5%, though i slip 3 points ahead of alfdogg for 3rd. 1/29: PG- Jason Kidd SG- Jason Terry SF- Predrag Stojakovic PF- Zach Randolph C- Brad Miller Coach- Rick Adelman

A whopping 0 words. Hopefully that number will grow substantially. EDIT: After a day in which i was planning to get a good chunk done, i've finished with 407 words, yay me.

"The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. The Wildchild -> Wildchild wins. Sacred vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -> Landon rules, but Sacred shall win. Clusterfuck Battle Royale -> I'm winning. Deal with it. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Va'aiga -> Danny Williams retains.

Fucking Q-Rich. Every time i choose him i get either 30+ VGM's or a score just above or below 0. Unfortunately today was the latter, a whopping 1 VGM. 94 VGM's, dropping me back below alfdogg down to 4th. 1/28: PG- Jamal Crawford SG- Tracy McGrady SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Stanislav Medvedenko (as long as Shaq is gone Medvedenko should keep putting up the great numbers he has lately. And besides, his price allows me to get O'Neal at C) C- Jermaine O'Neal Coach- Rick Carlisle

Now we just need the tape of Paris Hilton having sex with Julius Erving.