Cuban Linx

I'm liking it alot. This should be a super PPV, and i've got no work until after the match is due so i'll have no distractions in writing this one. The entry order even worked out to allow me to do a few things i wanted to do, so i'm as excited to write this one as any match i've been in. I'm the first person to be involved in three Clusterfuck's, so here's hoping the third time really is the charm.

Type O Negative's October Rust, adding to the list of CD's i own that i haven't had a chance to listen to in full yet.

Good to hear he's not hurt. Maybe there's a chance the Big Show will actually defend the US Title against him sometime this year then.

129 VGM's, as all my players score between 22 and 28 VGM's. 1/27: PG- Jason Kidd SG- Ray Allen SF- Shawn Marion PF- Elton Brand C- Radoslav Nesterovic Coach- Mike Dunleavy

Looks like i'll be settling for the 6-2 win, i fell back in steals and gained in assists, but not by enough. If i started Claxton the last time he played i would have won 8-0, but coming off a 0-8 loss winning 6 categories is fine with me.

If there was any justice we would never ever see the Cat again, but since Vince McMahon 'knows what the fans want' the Cat will be wasting time in stupid segments every Smackdown.

Alex Shelley vs. American Dragon American Dragon vs. Chris Hero American Dragon vs. Super Dragon Alex Shelley vs. CM Punk Alex Shelley vs. Christopher Daniels (hell, Shelley against any top level indy talent he hasn't faced) A ton more, but my brain is fried right now, maybe i'll think of more later.

I noticed as well, the crowd just went ice-cold, not even obligatory cheers or boos.

Well, these rumors sure didn't come true.

Shawn Michaels vs. HHH Dudleyz vs. Evolution Chavo vs. Eddie Rey vs. Noble Lesnar vs. Holly Royal Rumble Match Final Four: Orton, Big Show, Angle, Goldberg (Benoit gets eliminated by someone stupid like Test) Final Two: Angle, Goldberg Winner: Goldberg. They'll do it, even if he is leaving after Mania.

* starts a 'Carl Weathers for Governor' campaign * Predator already has two Governors, why not go for a third.

95 VGM's led by Brand putting up 39, but of course fucking Kirilenko doesn't play giving me a big fat 0 there. I knew he was injured, yet somehow my brain decided it was a good idea to choose him anyway. 1/26: PG- Sam Cassell SG- Quentin Richardson SF- Kevin Garnett PF- Elton Brand C- Yao Ming Coach- Eddie Jordan

Even Brad Miller's knocked down a pair of 3's for you, that's just mean. Well i'm definately going to win my matchup, the only question is if i'll win 6, 7, or 8 categories. I just need to make up 1 steal and 6 assists, with Garnett, K-Mart, Nene and Mo Taylor up against a pair of guys i've dropped in Christie and Curry, and a less than 100% Vince Carter. Showing how awesome he is KG leads my team for assists and steals, along with pretty much everything else, hopefully Garnett can have another of those insane games he has where he does literally everything.

Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill A Man

I had 4 guards and 0 forwards playing today, meaning i ended up leaving Claxton's 15 points, 7 assists and 5 steals on the bench, those assists and steals could have given me the lead in the only two categories i'm losing at the moment. Ray Allen did drop 41 points down on the Clippers, although i already had a 174 point lead anyway. Up against Michael Redd, Allen Iverson and Vince Carter i'll take all the buffer i can get though.

I hope Benoit gets eliminated in short order by Test, just to witness this folder go nuclear with bitching the likes of which we've never seen.

A blah 79 VGM's for me, and i too remember why i used to have Michael Redd on my boycot list. Sam Cassell's 7 wasn't much better, it seems every player who scores a 40+ VGM game follows it up with a shitty game, unless their name is Garnett, Brand or Duncan, and even Duncan's been iffy lately. 1/25: PG- Andre Miller SG- Tracy McGrady SF- Predrag Stojakovic PF- Kenyon Martin C- Brad Miller Coach- Byron Scott

Sportscenter says Derrick Coleman is out 6 weeks with a finger injury, so it looks like i can count on Samuel Dalembert getting the minutes he needs to keep putting up strong performances for me. Now if only Nene can play well more than half the time my center position will be looking pretty good. And typically Arroyo puts in a good game just as i drop him, figures.

I love Kevin Garnett. 24 points, 17 rebounds, 6 assists and a pair of blocks, beautiful. And i've finally tired of Carlos Arroyo's lack of doing, well, anything. He's done shit lately, while Speedy Claxton's been on fire since Van Exel was injured, i may as well milk that cow while i still can.

1/24: PG- Damon Stoudamire SG- Allen Iverson SF- Andrei Kirilenko PF- Elton Brand C- Jermaine O'Neal Coach- Rick Carlisle

Tis a sad day, the last JL show ever. I'm sure it'll be fittingly fantastic though. $25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley -> Jacob Helmsley ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson -> Manson STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -> Spike Jenkins ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador -> Alan Clark

I'll DEFINATELY have a promo of sorts for this show. While i'm at it i'll DEFINATELY write the promo i'm going to have for Clusterfuck as well to get it out of the way, because i'm DEFINATELY winning the Clusterfuck match. Definately.

A very nice 136 VGM's, Cassell doing the bulk of the work with 40 VGM's, with Maggette, Brand and Dampier all scoring in the 20's. 1/23: PG- Sam Cassell SG- Michael Redd SF- Shareef Abdur-Rahim (first time i've used him since his hot streak averaging over 30 VGM's for me a few weeks ago, hopefully he can bring some of that magic back against the Knicks) PF- Elton Brand (averaging over 30 VGM's for me, i've barely used Duncan and Randolph since Brand came back from injury) C- Brad Miller Coach- Rick Adelman

Metallica's Master of Puppets and Nas' Illmatic, though i haven't had a chance to give either a really good listen yet.

Miles may be a replacement for Wallace, though at this point i think Portland would take a half-used can of baked beans as a replacement for Sheed. I don't know if Miles will really work out long-term however, Portland seems to be the place streaky temperamental players like Miles go to become full blown headcases.