Ted the Poster

You sonofabitch. That just made me imagine JR making the "oh" expression, but only with one side of his face.

Didn't X-Box already sponsor a PPV this year? Both companies can't need money that bad.

Thus creating the crime of walking under the inluence.

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby Is it sad at all that I was genuinely laughing out loud when I wrote that? Okay, I just read that for the first time. *taps out*

Then their gaiety scares the Starburst Baby ... which upsets the Quaker State dog, who proceeds to bite Grisham in the nads.

Dear God, they have to use their own magazine as a sponsor now? Wow. THE MIZ!

Trish is just an awesome heel.

"Gee whiz, from now on it IS my fault! Mwahaha!"

"IT IS MY FAULT WAAAAAAGH!"

GO TO SLEEP!!! *plays Ashlee Simpson CD* Whoa, the CD just played the same track twice. Weird. Go to sleep crazy lady. Hey, YOU were the one who wanted a nap. I was just trying to help, you ungreatful cocksucker. Did Regal's Tron video say "naughty"?

Nowinski= good Mark Henry= God damn it, I knew I'd have to see him again before I died.

GO TO SLEEP!!! *plays Ashlee Simpson CD* Whoa, the CD just played the same track twice. Weird.

What's with Benoit acting as the Calgary Cavalry tonight?

Heh, I did that in 8th grade too, 'cept with a saxophone. WTF?!

I think there are at most three non-wrestlers in WWE who know who Lyger is.

"I DID request this interview." That opening line from Maven was brilliantly crafted. Bravo!

Whoops, forgot your cookies. Sorry. Here's some oatmeal-rasin since I was out of chocolate chip.

"Swallow this shity promo, for it is my body."

Aren't you supposed to be asleep? *gives Quik some warm milk* Just as my head hit the pillow, I heard HBK spouting shit from his mouth. I had to wake up. Could you grab me some cookies? Thanks. Okay, but all I have is LadBag brand.

Aren't you supposed to be asleep? *gives Quik some warm milk*

Aww, he made Jesus blush.

My TV is "mysteriously" stuck on mute. Has he blamed the fans yet?

That was worse than the SvR commercial. I am OUTRAGED that Reverend Al would host a reality show.

Des Moist, Iowa I think. What, is that like the porn capital of Iowa or something?

GOBBLES! Gobbuluh?