Ted the Poster

Wasn't it Stan Smith? I wonder who "Stu" is in the three-parter... time-traveling adult Stewie maybe?

That's it. From now on I go to Agent for any information that involves the ATF.

Common sense for a Nutrition or Chemistry major, maybe.

Wow Agent, you really know your drug myths a bit too well. I don't use drugs, but I have no problem with people who do as long as they keep it recreational. So I'm not going to say stop altogether Kotz, but at least for the two weeks surrounding the test.

The lucky lotto number is... .22!

... and an assload of cash, let's not forget.

<-- Is not good at writing jokes on the fly.

Next week on Smackdown: Miss Janice gets Beakkake'd!

"Witnesses living nearby have said that they saw Gene Hackman leave the Reeve house with a glowing green pillow in hand..."

Barron has to stop the jailbait thing within like five years if he ever wants an actual relationship.

... and their names are Chris Kattan and Horatio Sanz.

Because this about the Muppets, dammit. Next week we can do Monty Python, and then Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Simpsons, etc.

A heavy object should have fallen on JR's head too. "John Cena was in an altercation in a..." *WHAM* "Ow, mah head! Mah skull just got fractured bah gawd!"

With his valet, Poultria.

Man, this thread was close to being a classic IMO.

"and don't forget the tub of mayonaisse, lest ye want to be hanged!"

This show and my steak had a lot in common! How is that? THey were both Raw and they both made me throw up! Oh ho ho ho ho ho! Fucking choke artists. I've officially given up on them as of tonight.

He read about it in RAW Magazine! The only magazine in Canada! Does the King of Canada subscribe? "Knave, bring me the latest "Raw" and a goblet of mead, eh?"

I petition that Statler and Waldorf MUST apear in every Raw thread from now on.

Happy to share the title. That was damn funny.

You're just imagining things; Flair loves to switch it up.

(after Jackie suffocates from the overwhelming amount of puppet semen) "Beaker, can you say Hemme?" "Meemee!"

Flair hip drop bet: 4 minutes in

Yeah, I even use it when I subscribe to a porn site.

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