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"Kung Fu" by Ash

I remember reading that he was doing his final FWA date in December to put over Alex Shane as champion then relocating to OVW in January/February. I suppose totally uprooting to the US from England is going to cause a few delays in his arrival, but I assume it'll happen pretty soon

"Muzzle Of Bees" by Wilco

UK insurance prices are pretty steep. I paid £1150 in September on my Renault 5, but then I had only passed my test in January. Still a nightmare to afford on my lowly £5.50 p/h wage

In spite of not wanting to like them, I can't help but find the Macc Lads hilarious. The lyrics to "Doctor Doctor" are so immature, I really shouldn't laugh, but can't help it every time I hear it. I've screwed alot of boilers, I've prodded loads of tarts, Stabbed some open wounds and I've split them all in half Knobbed a lot of women, I've stuffed a load of birds Shagged a lot of dogs and I've pulled a load of skirt And there's been a load of whores when I've used a bit of force, But they all received the benefit of sexual intercourse When they make a lot of fuss, it makes me feel sick, They want a soaking gusset and a more than ample dick Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day, I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank, There's something up with my dick - It hurts when I wank I've slammed a lot of crumpet, but its doing them some good, If they don't like it, they can lump it, they've all been ugly tugs. One bitch, she had a flat head, put up quite a fight, But I found a gob to place my knob, And a place to put my pint. I always end up shagging a really smelly bag and getting down to business When I just don't want to shag, Sometimes I have to do it, lie back and think of Macc, I'm using all this drinking time to service ugly crack. Doctor, I think I've got AIDS, I get laid ten times a day, I bang a lot of beaver, but let me be frank, There's something up with my dick - It hurts when I wank

I think Andy Reid has quickly just become my favourite Tottenham player. I especially love the description of him as a "vile winger"

"Cigarettes Will Kill You" by Ben Lee

Warrior- he seemed so much cooler and edgy, whereas I saw Hogan as a bald old man

Last night:Ocean's Twelve-4/10 Only the second time (after Lord Of The Rings 2) I've ever fallen asleep in a cinema. Monumental plotholes and Don Cheadle's disgraceful attempt at a cockney accent weren't likely to keep me awake Today:The Truth About Cats And Dogs-9.5/10 Like a fine wine, matures with age My Little Eye-8/10 Best British horror film of the last ten years. Really dug the innovative approach to the filming (reality TV cameras) which really heightened the intensity of the film. Great work by a cast of unknown actors too.

I have to applaud the forward planning of Frank Arneson and Martin Jol. Knowing that we'd have Forest in the next round if we got past West Brom, they cleverly conspired to buy Forest's only 2 good players thus making them even worse in the next round. Lucky Gary Megson, leading two teams to relegation in one season.

I'm pretty sure Big Dave is married. I remember reading on wwe.com last year his joy after his wife beat cancer and I'm pretty sure he was jogging with her when he fell and reinjured his bicep during his early Evolution days.

Does anyone know if the albums Wilco released with Billy Bragg are worth getting, bearing in mind that I can't stand Billy Bragg's voice? How much does Bragg sing on the albums? In a related note, got my ticket to see Wilco in March. Colour me excited

"Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge" by My Chemical Romance "Tried And True: The Best Of" by Suzanne Vega

"Danny" by Tiffany

For once in my life, I am stunned at the concept for a reality TV programme. This may be the lowest moment of Piper's career, but at the same time, there's no way I'm missing this.

Don't forget the highlight of Gorilla Monsoon refering to the aging Carlos Colon as a "youngster"

"DHC" by Dance Hall Crashers

As I found at work this week, people who smugly boast about this "great new song by an obscure band" they've just discovered, when that song has already been a top 20 hit months ago. Doubly annoying when that song is "The Reason" by Hoobastank.

"Atlantic City" is my favourite Boss song by far, although the whole "Nebraska" album is great. Also, the first line of "Hungry Heart" (had a wife and kid in Baltimore, jack/ I went out for a ride and I never came back) is one of my favourite opening lyrics for a song.

"The Holy Bible-10 Year Anniversary Edition" by the Manics- worth the repurchase for the US mix of the album and the DVD footage of "Faster" on Top Of The Pops "Bona Drag" by Morrissey "Tails" by Lisa Loeb and Nine Tails- having watched Reality Bites far too much over the last few weeks, I felt this undefendable urge to buy this album. Also gave me the chance to use up my HMV vouchers, along with the Morrissey album above "Trout Mask Replica" by Captain Beefheart- found it for £5 and realised I really should own it by now.

This upsets me greatly for several reasons. Firstly, this means that there will be no more tremendous Busted hits of the standard of "Who's David?", which was excellent. Secondly, the only member of Busted confirmed to be still involved in music is Charlie, who had minimal writing credits for any of the songs (Matt being the main writer) and has by far and away the worst voice in the band. Most irritatingly is the fact that, had I travelled to Coventry from Nottingham one night earlier, I could have seen Fightstar in concert last night at Warwick Uni. The only positive side is that the Coventry Evening Telegraph had an interview with small children giving their opinion on the Busted split, one of whom stated that Busted couldn't sing and they'd be much better with a member of G Unit on vocals, an idea that amused me greatly.

"We were just a pair of dice when I let you in And the numbers were aligned as the wheel grinned" "Daily Mutilation" by the Posies (from Amazing Disgrace) "This song will become The anthem of Your underground" "At Your Funeral" by Saves The Day (from Stay What You Are) "Your friends keep telling me I bear a striking resemblance to someone you used to know/ But baby's it's me so why the hell do you keep calling me "Flo"?" "Flo" by Smashmouth (from Fush Yu Mang)

That whole album is great from start to finish. I remember picking up Dear 23 for about £5 years and years ago for a Posies bargain of my own. The Posies are one of those bands I keep finding at bargain prices- my copy of "Amazing Disgrace" only cost me £3. Recent purchases while on holiday in Hungary: "The Big 3" by the 60ft Dolls- cost the equivalent of £2 and is far better than I was expecting, with "Pig Valentine" being a particular highlight "Aeromusical" by Superbus- cost less than £4, and was purely purchased due to the front cover. Musically, they seem perfectly acceptable, kind of a French No Doubt.

"You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby" by the Smiths