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Is that the same Conscience who wrestles for Midlands Pro Wrestling? I saw him about a month or two ago, he had a good look and can move pretty well for a big guy, plus his selling was very impressive, especially as his opponent wasn't the biggest guy, it would've been very easy for him to no-sell a lot.

Before everyone gets too excited about Noble in TNA, remember back in January when everyone was getting so excited about Spanky vs Sabin/Daniels/Styles or how Kanyon would be the next opponent for JJ? TNA seem to have really cut down on their ex-WWE guys, so especially if you look at the "WWE Departure Thread" in the WWE Folder and realise how few have joined TNA, so he may well not end up in TNA at all.

"The World Is Yours" by 3 Colours Red

Fook, I'm pretty sure that Nathan Jones was gone by December last year, I seem to remember him leaving the company just after Survivor Series

Kinda strange to see B-Boy job to Nate Webb if they're giving him a title shot. Looks like another good show though, AJ/Sydal was awesome at Simply The Best 5 and Hero/AmDrag sounds well worth the money too.

You met Robbie Brookside? *jealous*

"Church On Sunday" by Green Day

In the last two days: Chasing Amy 8/10 I didn't realise how funny Affleck was until I saw him co-introing some of the deleted scenes. Great film too National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 7/10 Cleverly, they cram so many gags into it that, even though only about 1 in 4 is funny, that's still a lot of funny moments, plus there are LOADS of great cameos (Corey Feldman, Bruce Willis, Charlie Sheen) and casting William Shatner as the bad guy was a stroke of genius

The ONLY problem may well be that the Welsh accent doesn't work within the confines of the rap genre, even if your lyrics are as good as these gems: "You've seen that film 9 1/2 Weeks?/ I got a full English breakfast and I dumped it on her bumcheeks/ Well she had an arse like Camarthen/ I'm meeting her later, I can't wait, I'm fucking starving" (from "Hungry Man" by Nobsta Nutz and Lews Tewns)

I wouldn't say "respected", but *thinks* "tolerable" would suffice These two certainly aren't helping, but at least the threads got this far without a "Surprised he's not marrying a sheep" type gag.... ....oh shit.

Damn it, Chavo is such a curse. First Classic goes mad and gets himself released, now Noble is gone too. Of course, Eddie didn't do too badly, except now he's feuding with Luther Reigns. *wants a Kenzo/Chavo team*

"Something, something, something, I'll smash your fucking car". Fucking hell, yes I do. It was "The Mosh Song" by something like the Townhill Mob, or the Uplands Crew or something similar to one of those. It was huge in Swansea when I was at University there...the guy doing the student bar quiz once played it about 6 times in a row. EDIT: Apparently it was by a guy called Paul Allen and it's described as "the best song written about Swansea", which, lets face it, isn't hard.

I still loved the way that the Sun "exclusively revealed" that GLC were, in fact, taking the piss and aren't real gangsta rappers, just incase anyone though they were the second coming of the Wu Tang Clan. Look at them for fucks sake Talk about insulting your readership. Oh, and seriously, go to the gallery at their website www.youknowsit.co.uk, it's fucking ace

*Still prefers "Your Mother's Got A Penis"* However, don't mistake them for the Welsh hip-hop act Nobsta Nutz and Lews Tewns who are utter shit (except for the lyric "I witnessed a Greek tragedy yesterday/Lews Tewns dropped his kebab in a gutter in Llanelli", which is obviously genius).

It started in the Ross Report once, when he said that the main event of a PPV would either be a classic or "bowling shoe ugly". At WrestleMania 2000, he said that the Head Cheese/T&A match was "displaying bowling shoe tendencies" and he said Scott Hall/Bradshaw from Backlash 2002 was "bowling shoe ugly"

So, how long until Big Vis wins the cruiserweight title?

"Fiction Of Life" by China Drum

I went Randy Orton, anything else just wouldn't be sensible *ducks bottles being thrown at him*

I went for Bowling Shoe Tendencies because it's fun to note when even a company-line man like JR has to admit, in his own special way, that the match really sucks

It looks like Zandig's finally getting his feud though, albeit 4 years later. With Pain, Kaos and M-Dogg, he's got three XPW workers (2 with CZW heat, the other known primarily as an XPW wrestler). It wouldn't surprise me if that's the idea for this years Cage Of Death, especially as Cash, a homegrown CZW guy, is acting as a captain. The only thing that indicates otherwise is Wifebeater teaming with Pain, as Beater isn't an XPW guy, but at least they've got history. I wouldn't be shocked if Supreme arrived soon -he's related to Kaos isn't he?- as he's primarily a Deathmatch worker, perfect for the CoD

It's sad that they used to be so good at making tag teams in the late 80's/early 90's. Just take two midcarders doing nothing, give them a team name, matching tights or a double team finisher (if you can get at least 2 out of these three, you've got a credible team) then the fans can get behind them without the suspicion that they'll break up soon. It's hard to get behind a makeshift duo because you know that within a month or two they'll be back working singles matches. I mean, on the Raw side, it's not like Val Venis is up to much, stick him with Stevie- both guys wear pink trunks, so it's a start. For Smackdown, give Holly and Gunn a team name and a finisher, put the FBI on Smackdown more and you've got a decent tag division there. It really shouldn't be too hard

As disliked as they are on this site, I think New Found Glory are pretty good. And I love Bowling For Soup. And I like a lot of emo (Jimmy Eat World, the Promise Ring, Finch, although strangely I can't stand Dashboard). Fuck it, I even own both Good Charlotte albums, and I like them both.

Statement: When I go to see Raw in Manchester on their UK tour, William Regal will get a World title shot vs HHH.

I didn't spot that before, now it's all I can see when I look at the picture. Thanks for that