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Nothing, you just reminded me of another Hart who had written a book, that's all. I wasn't saying that the content of the books was similar, just that a different Hart had written a book that was embarrassing in it's own right.

Because god knows, there haven't been any embarassing members in that family up till now. I figure that IS going to happen sooner or later. Someone's going to get fed up and give him the Holly treatment. Name one Hart that's an embarrasment. Davey Boy Smith doesn't count, niether does Jim Niedhart. (Since they were Brothers-in-law I say that) Read Martha Hart's book. In a similar vein, didn't Diana Hart have a book that was just full of crap, as well as falsely accusing Davey Boy of hitting her?

If we're talking British crap then 'Dancing In The Moonlight' by Toploader gets my vote, makes my teeth grate something awful and just makes you think of crap local radio playlists and Jamie feckin Oliver. Muse i'm just indifferent to musically but their fans get right up my nose screaming about how they're the best rock band in the world all the while. Bollocks. God, how could I forget Dancing In The Moonlight? That song was so fucking irritating it made me want to rip my ears off. Toploader were fucking dreadful.

Do you think this could be Mike Bucci, the name the wrestler formerly known as Nova is using at houseshows? It would explain why he came across well in the ring.

There's a British band called Turin Brakes who I can't stand. They're horribly pedestrian, strummy acoustic toss. I once had to review one of their singles for my student newspaper. It was called "Average Man", a title which already made me worry about the mind numbing cack it would be. It was beyond horrible. I think I gave it one out of ten, because that was the lowest mark I could give it. Other hated songs- "Seven Nation Army"- White Stripes "Plug In Baby" by Muse "Hard To Explain" by the Strokes And the UK winner of Pop Idol- ANYTHING by her. Imagine a fat Scottish karaoke singer so bad that the Celine Dion version of My Heart Will Go On is actually better than her cover. THAT'S how bad she is.

Hell, being the TSM version of Sal Sincere is the greatest compliment I can imagine. I'm sure Chave loves you all....Sincerely.

*imagines a happier planet where "Iron" Mike Sharpe had won that Royal Rumble"*

Man...gotta love that sell job from the ref. He acted like a bomb went off in front of him

DIVIDE AND CONQUER- with your hosts Mark Lloyd and John House Burchill vs Danny Rose. Match Background: None. The Match: Spear by Burchill. DEATH VALLEY DRIVAH~! by Burchill just KILLS Danny Rose! Tiger suplex on Rose. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying shoulder tackle by Burchill sends Rose CRASHING to the mat. Covers for a quick two count. Danny Rose avoids a Burchill avalanche by getting out of the damn way! Danny Rose hits a rolling kick on Burchill. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Flying cross body off the top rope! Burchill once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Spinebuster by Burchill. Danny Rose gets knocked to the ground by Burchill. Here it comes - Standing Star Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! Derek Frazier comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Burchill is ready though, and strikes first! Burchill floors Frazier. Burchill signals - Standing Star Press! Derek Frazier has been left down on the canvas. The attempted ambush has backfired. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Lloyd- The monster’s reign of terror continues. He just took out two of Rebel’s Army! (57/38/77) 10 Man Battle Royal. Match Background: The winner of this battle royal will be the NEW number one contender to the CZW Junior Heavyweight title. The Match: Spinning back kick from J.C. Bailey. Sabian got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Bailey. (Elimination # 1) Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Evans goes down. Jack Evans got eliminated by Cash. (Elimination # 2) B-Boy crushes Jacobs with a running senton. B-Boy tried to eliminate Jimmy Jacobs, who hung onto the top rope for dear life! Hard back suplex on Frazier. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Derek Frazier got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Cash. (Elimination # 3) Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Bailey goes down. J.C. Bailey was eliminated by Lyguila. (Elimination # 4) B-Boy crushes Jacobs with a huge legdrop. B-Boy threw Jimmy Jacobs over the top rope, but Jimmy Jacobs skinned the cat to save himself! Chris Cash kicks the leg, knocks Joker down, and goes to work on it. The Joker got tossed over the top rope to the floor HARD by Cash. (Elimination # 5) Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Lyguila goes down. Lyguila got bundled out by Cash. (Elimination # 6) Implant DDT by Chris Cash! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Cash threw Afa Jr. all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 7) Flying reverse elbow by Chris Cash. Cash went for the elimination, but B-Boy held on to the ropes at the last possible second! Spinning bulldog in the corner and B-Boy is down! Jacobs threw B-Boy over the top rope, but B-Boy skinned the cat to save himself! B-Boy just WAFFLES Cash with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! B-Boy hits a rolling kick on Cash. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. B-Boy crushes Jacobs with a running senton. B-Boy threw Jimmy Jacobs over the top rope, but Jimmy Jacobs skinned the cat to save himself! Standing leg lariat by Jimmy Jacobs on Cash. Jacobs threw Chris Cash all the way over the top rope to the floor. No question about that one. (Elimination # 8) Spinning back kick from Jimmy Jacobs. Implant DDT by Jimmy Jacobs! I will always and forever mark out for that move. B-Boy can barely stand. Suicide Solution!!! That shook the ring. B-Boy got bundled out by Jacobs. My Opinion: One SOLE bright spot in this match keeps it from going into DUD territory. 1/4*. Lloyd- Jimmy Jacobs will face the winner of Teddy Hart and Sonjay Dutt tonight House- How did this idiot get the win? I can’t believe Jimmy Jacobs is now the number one contender to the Junior Heavyweight title (49/35/63) GQ vs Chris Hero. Match Background: None. The Match: GQ connects with a HARD right hand, sending the opponent down to the mat again. Chris Hero powers out of a GQ headlock. Back suplex on GQ. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. TIGER DRIVER~! '91 nearly crushes the spine of GQ! Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Hero! GQ elbows Chris Hero in the face to break a hammerlock. GQ drives a thrust kick into the chest of Hero. BRAINBUSTAH~! by GQ! There's a two count on the pin. Delayed BRAINBUSTAH~! by GQ who held onto that one for ages. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Hero counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Tiger bomb by Chris Hero, which is nowhere near as cool as a botched Pedigree but gets the job done. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. GQ backdrops Chris Hero out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of GQ. The ref is bumped, as goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Chris Hero floors GQ, then signals for the Hero's Welcome. Meanwhile, GQ has something in his hands. Hero comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. My Opinion: *1\2 rating. Hey, you wanted to make it harder on yourself, right? Lloyd- What a cheat GQ is! Hero had the match won House- Will you quit your whining Lloyd? GQ is the perfect physical specimen- there was no way he’d lose to Chris Hero! (62/50/75) Ring Crew Express vs Rebel's Army. Match Background: This match is for the CZW Tag Team titles. Dunn and Marcos teamed with Jimmy Rave to beat the Rebel’s Army last week on Fake You TV, which earns them this title shot The Match: A weak headbutt on Dunn by Matthews causes nothing but pain for both. Weak bodyslam on Dunn by Matthews sets up a legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Tag between Greg Matthews and Rockin' Rebel. Rebel's Army whip Dunn into the corner. Greg Matthews whips Rockin' Rebel in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Covers for a quick two count. Rockin' Rebel snap suplexes Dunn HARD to the canvas! And again! A pair of clotheslines follow and...yep, Rebel is now a bonifide HOUSE...EN...FUEGO~! Rockin' Rebel misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Rebel takes a NICE hurrancarana from Dunn. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Dunn and Marcos. Badly executed second rope splash by Marcos. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Face crusher from Marcos on Rebel sets up for an elbowdrop. Rebel blocks the suplex attempt and is able to hit the suplex instead! Right hand from Rebel on Marcos. Tag to Greg Matthews. Marcos hits a punch, but takes one right back. Again! A slugfest erupts in the ring! Marcos tags out to Dunn. Matthews slams Dunn down. Dunn is sure in trouble now. Dunn is in trouble. Tough Enough Driver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! My Opinion: 1/4*. Be happy it's not a DUD. House- HAHA! That’s the way it should be! Take THAT Ring Crew Express Lloyd- A valiant effort, but Matthews and Rebel were too much for them (51/40/62) Adam Flash vs Jimmy Rave. Match Background: This will be an iron man bout. This match is for the CZW Iron Man title. Flash doesn’t think that Rave deserves the Iron Man title that Flash once held. He wants to beat Rave to bring what he calls “dignity” back to the belt. This started when Flash attacked Rave following a title defence against Flash’s Rachies tag partner, Danny Rose. Flash then joined the Rebel’s Army and has tried making Rave’s life hell since then The Match: FIRST FALL: Flash uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Super kick by Adam Flash. Covers for a quick two count. Flash goes for a splash but Rave puts the knees up. Flash walks into a high dropkick from Jimmy Rave, almost losing several teeth in the process. Flash takes a flying neckbreaker from Jimmy Rave. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Jimmy Rave and Flash is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Adam Flash comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. SUPER frankensteiner on Rave, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Diamond Dust from Adam Flash and Rave is out! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! Flying elbow from Adam Flash connects. Flash hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Jimmy Rave is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jimmy Rave. ONE...TWO...THREE. Rave defeats Flash. SECOND FALL: Spinning back kick from Jimmy Rave. Standing leg lariat by Jimmy Rave on Flash. Rave uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Implant DDT by Jimmy Rave! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Rave walks into a drop toe hold. Spin kick by Adam Flash to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Lightning kick by Flash on Rave. Covers for a quick two count. Rave flips out of a Adam Flash bodyslam attempt. Rave crushes Flash with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Tiger suplex on Flash. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Flash is out just before the three count. Adam Flash powers out of a Jimmy Rave headlock. Flying reverse elbow by Adam Flash. The ref gets into position, administers the three count, and it's over. Adam Flash pins Rave. THIRD FALL: Rave hits a HARD spinning kick to the jaw. Jimmy Rave misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Flash just WAFFLES Rave with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Flash whips Rave into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Tiger suplex on Rave. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, Bloody Hell! Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Adam Flash misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Flash. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Rave crushes Flash with a huge legdrop. Covers for a quick two count. Flash walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pin, but Flash is out just before the three count. Flash counters a sleeper with a jaw breaker and is able to get free! SUPER frankensteiner on Rave, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Rave blocks a punch. Jimmy Rave moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Gravity Killer. 1....2...3, it's finished. END OF BOUT. Jimmy Rave offers a handshake to Flash...and he accepts it! Lloyd- What a display of sportsmanship by Adam Flash. Now he must have some respect for Jimmy Rave and the manner in which Rave holds the title No! Adam Flash levels Rave with a cheap shot right hand! Adam Flash spins Rave around. Adam Flash hits the The Last Call! Jimmy Rave has been floored after the match. Lloyd- What the hell? I thought this was about respect? Why did Adam Flash do that? House- Jimmy Rave got lucky Marc, Adam Flash was robbed.How could Flash respect that? My Opinion: Nothing special...nothing special at all. *1/4 (55/37/74) H8 Club vs CKNY. Match Background: Nate Hatred is the reigning BJPW Death Match champion. The H8 Club beat CKNY in a tag match to become the number one contenders for the CZW tag title, but CKNY have since claimed that they weren’t given time to prepare. Since then, they’ve attacked the H8 Club, but only individually, most notably last week when Nick Gage was on tour in Japan. The Match: Trying to channel the spirit of Misawa, Nate Hatred ends up chanelling Lex Luger instead and nails a running forearm to the face, minus the steel plate, of course. Cory Kastle charges into the corner, but EATS BOOT and staggers backward. Death valley driver (not to be confused with the DVD 500) by Nate Hatred connects and Cory Kastle is down! Tag between Cory Kastle and Niles Young. Hatred takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. A blind charge only gets an even HARDER kick. Hatred blocks a kick from Niles Young. STIFF~! chop lights up Young who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Tag between Nate Hatred and Nick Gage. H8 Club hook up Young, then hit a double suplex. Spear by Gage. High Angle DDT by Nick Gage just SPIKES Niles Young down! Nick Gage tags out to Nate Hatred. Nate Hatred moves in for the kill. Fire Thunder Bomb! 1....2....3. My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. Lloyd- Had enough time to prepare now CKNY? The H8 Club reign supreme (57/40/74) Teddy Hart vs Sonjay Dutt. Match Background: This match is for the CZW Junior Heavyweight title. Teddy Hart won the Junior Heavyweight tournament to get this title shot. The Match: Dropkick connects to the BUTT of the jaw and Dutt goes down. T. Hart charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Dutt just WAFFLES T. Hart with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! The referee bumps after catching a wild right hand and is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, T. Hart goes down. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is out and can't count to three! Dutt charges into the corner but EATS BOOT. Hard back suplex on Dutt. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. SUPER frankensteiner on Dutt, who hit hard and is loopy as a result. Covers for a quick two count. Dutt walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pin, but Dutt is out just before the three count. Teddy Hart gets taken down out of nowhere! Flying cross body off the top rope! Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! T. Hart blocks a punch. Sonjay Dutt gets knocked to the ground by T. Hart, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Hart Attack!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: Good bout. In my estimation, it's about ***3/4. Lloyd- What a great match by both men! This could be an early contender for CZW match of the year. Great effort by both men. House- And I’m sure Teddy Hart will be the lynchpin of this division for a long time to come. (73/57/90) Sabu vs Brandon Robinson. Match Background: Robinson has been associated with the Messiah over recent weeks and cost Sabu a match against the Messiah two weeks ago. Sabu wants revenge The Match: Sabu slams Brandon Robinson. Sabu just WAFFLES Robinson with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Sabu with a spinning neckbreaker on Robinson. BIG clothesline on Robinson. Robinson ducks a wild right hand. Fallaway slam by Brandon Robinson puts down Sabu. Robinson hits a piledriver on Sabu. That used to end matches, you know. Hooks the leg for a two count. Sabu blocks a punch. Massive backbreaker on Robinson and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Sabu and Robinson is out! Pin, but Robinson is out just before the three count. Robinson pushes out of a Sabu hold. Sabu takes a headbutt from Brandon Robinson. Sabu powers out of a headlock. Sabu hits a dropkick on Brandon Robinson and gets right back up. Brandon Robinson gets knocked to the ground by Sabu, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Arabian Facebuster, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: I can be generous sometimes. Well, depends on your definition of generous. **1/4. Lloyd- Nice try by Brandon Robinson, but Sabu is just too intense. Will he go after the CZW title next? (70/61/79) Wifebeater vs John Zandig vs The Messiah. Match Background: This will be a cage bout for the CZW World title, currently held by John Zandig. Messiah is a former champion and he hasn't been given a title rematch yet. New commissioner Lobo put him in a cage with Zandig...and the Wifebeater! The Match: John Zandig hits some punches. How generic. The Messiah drives Zandig into the cage side. Wifey counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face and hit a clothesline! Spear by Wifebeater. Massive backbreaker on Zandig and I get happy flashbacks to Bret Hart's Five Moves of DOOM. Wifebeater climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Zandig! High Angle DDT by The Messiah just SPIKES Wifebeater down! Wifebeater is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Wifebeater throws Messiah into the cage. John Zandig scores with a standing spinebuster. John Zandig climbs the cage and escapes for the win! My Opinion: These guys worked SO HARD...for a ** rating. Something went wrong somewhere, didn't it? Lloyd- Zandig held out! A clean victory over the Messiah AND Wifebeater. Still the heavyweight champion of CZW- John Zandig! House- Shut up Lloyd. The Messiah was robbed! He still hasn’t had a one on one rematch for the title. Wifebeater distracted him and put him off his game. That idiot Lobo better do something about this (68/59/77) OVERALL SHOW-59

Don't worry, I've got plans for Jimmy Jacobs. He'll certainly be building on his finals position. Best of the Best is coming up.... Besides compared to most of the roster, he's actually over

-The Mean Street Posse being at ringside during Test/Shane at Summerslam 99 and giving Shane a framed photo of the Posse to hit Test with. -Chris Jericho and THIS picture of Dean Malenko -3 COUNT! And every 3 Count song

The best thing about the West Texas Rednecks, except of course the excellence that is Good Ol' Boys and Rap Is Crap, was the music videos, where Barry Windham looked like he was having the time of his life.

*marks out for Disco in Konnans video*

"Lita's on the top rope....DEVASTATING moonsault to the knees" The main problem with Lita is how damn dangerous she is in the ring. I've seen plenty of matches (SurSeries 2000 vs Ivory, for example) where her hurrancanrana just SPIKES the opponent head first into the canvas. I mock her moonsault to the knees, which always looks stupid, but it's worse when she goes the other way and knees someone in the face with her moonsault. I'm sure I remember reading that she knocked someone's tooth out once.

I never understood why Duggan got cheered in other countries. WMVI he gets cheered in Canada against Canadian Dino Barvo, and his schtick always got applause in the UK as well, which sickens me.

Shit, can someone unban Dave O'Neill, Journalist? All we need is one stupid post from him in the WWE folder and BOOM, hundreds of posts will appear. Problem solved

Fake You TV with Marc Lloyd and John House Lyguila vs Jimmy Jacobs. Match Background: This match is a semi final match in the Junior Heavyweight tournament The Match: Lyguila hits a rolling kick on Jacobs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Lyguila crushes Jacobs with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Jacobs flips out of a Lyguila bodyslam attempt. Lyguila walks into a high dropkick from Jimmy Jacobs, almost losing several teeth in the process. Lyguila takes a flying neckbreaker from Jimmy Jacobs. Covers for a quick two count. Power drive elbow by Jimmy Jacobs. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Second rope flying axe handle, Lyguila goes down. One day, Jacobs might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Lyguila reverses a waistlock. Super kick by Lyguila. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tor-NADO DDT from Lyguila, Jacobs got planted! Pin, but Jacobs is out just before the three count. Lyguila hits a rolling kick on Jacobs. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Jacobs walks into a high dropkick from Lyguila, almost losing several teeth in the process. Lyguila gets taken down out of nowhere! Spin kick by Jimmy Jacobs to the face sends the opponent FLYING across the ring. Back heel kick off the second rope, Lyguila goes down. Lyguila is in trouble. Suicide Solution! 1....2....3. My Opinion: I'll give it a *1\2 rating. Consider getting more stars to be the adventure of a lifetime. Get started. Lloyd- Jimmy Jacobs in only one match away from Sonjay Dutt. What a great performance (54/29/79) Burchill vs Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz. Match Background: This will be a 2 on 1 handicap bout. The Match: Negro just WAFFLES Burchill with a STIFF chop that hurt ME to watch! Blade hits a dropkick on Burchill and gets right back up. Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz whip Burchill into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Burchill. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Cover, ONE...TWO...NO! I honestly thought that match was going to end right then and there. Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz whip Burchill into the corner. E.C. Negro whips K.C. Blade in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. E.C. Negro is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying reverse elbow by Burchill. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Negro blocks a kick from Burchill. Negro uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz whip Burchill into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Negro walks into a drop toe hold. Power drive elbow by Burchill. That sounds like a feature on a 4 x 4, doesn't it. Burchill has K.C. Blade down on the canvas. Here it comes - Standing Star Press, forget about it. 1....2...3! My Opinion: DUD. I refuse to say any more about it. Lloyd- What a monster Burchill is! Dirty Rotten Scoundrelz stood no chance House- It’ll be interesting to see how he fares against the big guns, Marc. He wouldn’t treat the Messiah the way he treated the Scoundrelz (37/14/61) Teddy Hart vs B-Boy. Match Background: This is a semi-final match in the Junior Heavyweight tournament The Match: B-Boy walks into a high dropkick from Teddy Hart, almost losing several teeth in the process. Teddy Hart strikes B-Boy. Teddy Hart hits a rolling kick on B-Boy. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. T. Hart uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! B-Boy fights out of a grapple. Implant DDT by B-Boy! I will always and forever mark out for that move. Flying reverse elbow by B-Boy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Teddy Hart powers out of a B-Boy headlock. B-Boy takes a NICE hurrancarana from Teddy Hart. There's a two count on the pin. B-Boy walks into a face crusher variation. Has anyone's face ever really been crushed by one though? Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! B-Boy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. T. Hart walks into a high dropkick from B-Boy, almost losing several teeth in the process. B-Boy walks into a drop toe hold. Teddy Hart hits a rolling kick on B-Boy. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. B-Boy gets knocked to the ground by T. Hart, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Triple Bypass!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: Solid bout, but they could do a lot better. *** House- Fantastic match, Lloyd, Teddy Hart is going to the finals (69/48/91) A video is played, hyping GQ, set to “Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top (62) Chris Cash vs Jack Evans. Match Background: Two weeks ago, Jack Evans cost Chris Cash a match against Teddy Hart by attacking Cash with a chair. They were due to meet last week, but Evans failed to show, in fear of Cash. This week, Commissioner Lobo has forced him to appear The Match: Flying elbow from Jack Evans connects. Super kick by Jack Evans. Covers for a quick two count. Chris Cash pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. STIFF high kick on Evans by Chris Cash. Second rope flying axe handle, Evans goes down. One day, Cash might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Evans. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Pin, but Evans is out just before the three count. Second rope flying axe handle, Evans goes down. One day, Cash might even consider coming off the top with that. You know...for more impact and stuff. Jack Evans is able to duck a clothesline attempt and connect with a counter clothesline. Flying cross body off the top rope! There's a two count on the pin. Vicious kick to the teeth from Jack Evans. Hooks the leg! ONE...TWO...NO! Hard back suplex on Cash. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Cash walks into a high dropkick from Jack Evans, almost losing several teeth in the process. Cash flips out of a Jack Evans bodyslam attempt. Chris Cash hits a rolling kick on Evans. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Tiger suplex on Evans. No Misawa references from me, I swear. Oh, dammit. Jack Evans can barely stand. Cash Flo! 1....2....3. My Opinion: When I give out 3/4*, it means that I'm being REALLY nice about it. Lloyd- THAT’s what you get for crossing Chris Cash, Evans. I’m sure Cash will get his title shot somewhere down the line. (50/28/72) Rebel's Army vs Jimmy Rave, Dunn, and Marcos. Match Background: Dunn is making his debut at this show. Marcos is making his debut at this show. Jimmy Rave is the reigning CZW Iron Man champion. Rebel's Army are the reigning CZW Tag Team champions. Adam Flash is due to face Jimmy Rave at Divide and Conquer for the Iron Man title. Over recent weeks, Flash has used his friends in Rebel’s Army to dominate Rave. This week, Rave has backup The Match: STIFF high kick on Rebel by Jimmy Rave. THERE IT IS! A legdrop to the BACK OF THE HEAD! I swear, that makes any match just a little bit better. I don't mind telling you that every time I see it, that's for sure. Tag between Jimmy Rave and Marcos. Flying elbow from Marcos, grazing the target slightly. Back heel kick from Marcos on Rebel. Hooks the leg for a two count. Marcos tags out to Dunn. Ring Crew Express whip Rebel into the corner. Marcos whips Dunn in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hard back suplex on Rebel. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Rebel blocks a punch. Dunn just EATS a swinging neckbreaker slam from Rebel. Tag to Greg Matthews. Greg Matthews strikes Dunn with a hard blow. Matthews DDTs Dunn. Pin, but Dunn is out just before the three count. Weak bodyslam on Dunn by Matthews sets up a legdrop. Tag between Greg Matthews and Adam Flash. STIFF high kick on Dunn by Adam Flash. Flash uses a basement dropkick to the knee and it looks like it might be TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL~! Dunn flips out of a Adam Flash bodyslam attempt. Tag to Jimmy Rave. Hard back suplex on Flash. Come to think of it, that move had WAY too much power in No Mercy for N64. Tag to Rockin' Rebel. Rave receives a spinning neckbreaker from Rebel. Rave flips out of a Rockin' Rebel bodyslam attempt. Rockin' Rebel is in trouble. Gravity Killer! 1....2....3. My Opinion: You barely escaped a DUD rating. 1/4*. Lloyd- Rave makes Rebel tap out. Can he do the same to Flash at Divide and Conquer House- What the hell! Dunn and Marcos manage a victory? This is a dark day in CZW history (49/35/63) Teddy Hart vs Jimmy Jacobs. Match Background: This is the tournament final. Hart has beaten B-Boy and Chris Cash to get here. Jacobs has beaten Lyguila and JC Bailey. The winner will face Sonjay Dutt for the Junior Heavyweight title The Match: Flying cross body off the top rope! Teddy Hart has Jimmy Jacobs down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Hart Attack! 1....2....3. My Opinion: Ohh, looky. A **3/4 match! House- Look out Sonjay Dutt…Teddy Hart is coming for you! (68/48/88) Nate Hatred vs Niles Young. Match Background: This will be a texas death bout. This match is for the BJPW Death Match title. Hatred’s problems with CKNY started when the H8 Club beat Young and Kastle to get a tag title shot. CKNY didn’t feel like they had adequate time to prepare, and took out their frustrations on the H8 Club last week, attacking Hatred backstage, then causing Gage to lose to Brandon Robinson. With Gage in Japan, it is left to Hatred to take out CKNY The Match: Hatred chair shots Niles Young. Fallaway slam by Nate Hatred puts down Niles Young. Full nelson slam on Young. Massive lariat! Stan Hansen would approve. Cory Kastle comes running down the aisle with a chair! Young goes to irish whip Nate Hatred into the ropes. Kastle prepares to swing the chair...but Nate Hatred reverses! Kastle accidentally smacks Young with a chair to the back! Nate Hatred moves in for the kill. Fire Thunder Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The referee counts to 10, this match is over! Young and Kastle put the boots to Nate Hatred, stomping away on him. My Opinion: If it weren't for two great moments in this match, it would have gotten a DUD. Either way, all its getting from me is a 1\2*. Lloyd- What a bunch of sore losers! They wont be able to do that on Tuesday, when Nick Gage gets back. House- You’re right Marc…on Tuesday they’ll be stomping on BOTH of the H8 Club’s heads (49/33/66) Tommy Suede vs Ric Blade. Match Background: None. The Match: Lightning kick by Smooth on Blade. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tommy Suede. Vicious kick to the teeth from Tommy Suede. Pin, but Blade is out just before the three count. Smooth hits a dropkick on Ric Blade and gets right back up. Covers for a quick two count. Ric Blade once again takes the advantage after blocking a few punches and connecting with some forearms. Ric Blade hits a rolling kick on Smooth. Konnan has ruined any chance for me ever enjoying this maneuver again with his shitty execution of it. Spinning bulldog in the corner and Smooth is down! Smooth counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Smooth crushes Blade with a huge legdrop. Tommy Suede floors Ric Blade...and climbs the turnbuckles. Phoenix Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. My Opinion: *1/4 rating. Don't be upset. There are people in third world countries who can barely afford one star, let alone one and a quarter. (59/45/73) Adam Flash is backstage. He was out there to tell Jimmy Rave that he was going to discombobulate him. Great, now I've got to look that word up. Time to sit back and watch. Flash- Jimmy Rave, you got lucky tonight! You may have used the element of surprise to take out a youngster like Greg, but you didn’t make me tap. I’m a 12 year veteran and punks like you hold no challenge to me. Be prepared Jimmy for the fight of your life at Divide and Conquer. I want that Iron Man title and when I want something of yours, it’ll be gone…in a flash (49) Wifebeater vs Brandon Robinson. Match Background: Robinson has been associating himself with the Messiah, who faces the Beater at Divide and Conquer, and is trying to soften up the Wifebeater for his friend. The Match: STIFF~! chop lights up Robinson who covers up to try and stop the agonizing PAIN! Wifebeater connects with rights and lefts and Brandon Robinson is down! Rude Awakening neckbreaker on Brandon Robinson by Wifey. Remember when that was a legit finish? BAAACK Body drop by Robinson gets a bit of a pop from the crowd. Wifey walks into a drop toe hold. Flying shoulder tackle by Robinson sends Wifey CRASHING to the mat. Big piledriver on Wifey. Covers for a quick two count. Wifey powers out of a headlock. Spinebuster by Wifebeater. Hooks the leg for a two count. High Angle DDT by Wifebeater just SPIKES Brandon Robinson down! Pinfall attempt: ONE...TWO...NO! I would have bought that as the finish! Robinson reverses a Wifebeater hammerlock. Wifey is a glutton for punishment and just continues to take it during this match. Wifey backdrops Brandon Robinson out of a piledriver attempt. That took a lot out of Wifebeater. BIG clothesline on Robinson. Brandon Robinson is in trouble. Chokenstein!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! The Messiah comes running down the aisle with a chair! Wifebeater is just leaving the ring...and Messiah scores with a brutal chair shot! Wifebeater falls to the floor holding his head. My Opinion: I'll give it a *3/4 rating. If you think of it like currency, it's a 1.75. You can't even take the subway with that anymore here. Work harder man. Lloyd- Damn you Messiah! Can’t you leave your nose out of this? House- Shut up Lloyd. If the Messiah want to attack someone, he’s got every right to do so. He’s our next CZW Heavyweight champion. (62/47/78) OVERALL SHOW-55

What was the deal with that thread, I heard it had only like 14 posts, got moved to classics, then deleted. What on earth was it about? Basically within two posts, it degenerated into me and RRR making HHH/HBK gay jokes, by the 8th post the .gif of Kurt Angle humping the Big Show was posted by Downhome, RRR deemed it a classic, it appeared on the classics board, everyone protested, probably because it wasn't classic at all, then it vanished, never to be seen again.

Franz Ferdinand I can tolertate because, even though I don't like them (foppy indie with bad singing), at least I know they've reached their career peak and they wont bother me again. Muse, on the other hand, are just atrocious. Musically, they are tolerable, but Matt Bellamy is a horrible vocalist. I'm sorry, people slag off Justin from the Darkness for his his high pitched vocals, when this fucker sounds like a cat on fire. They are the most pretentious, irritating band I've ever heard. They are music for indie kids who pretend that they're, you know, really deep and stuff. Just my opinion of course, I know plenty disagree with me, but each to their own.

This wouldn't be a good time to mention my love of Tiffany, would it?

Just got the new Fountains of Wayne album and it's awesome...the album "Maladroit" by Weezer SHOULD have been.

To be honest, at first my liking for Busted was ironic, then, as I became forced to listen to terrible radio stations (Radio 1) at work, surrounded by Atomic Kitten and Michelle from Pop Idol, I actually started looking forward to Busted songs. I wouldn't go as far as actually BUYING any Busted material, but at least they're a pop act striving to be a credible band. And Sleeping With The Light On was THE pop hit of 2003 for me.

Apparently David means "beloved", so that's what I am....cool

I liked the Molly/Ivory thread which got deleted. Admittedly, that's because it's the only one I was part of, but still, Angle humping the Big Show made that thread. But I voted for Bane and Seven

The reason I think the Darkness are a good thing for music is this: imagine you are a UK teenager, who, due to the crap played on radio, only gets to hear rubbish pop idol contestants singing depressing ballads or wannabe gangstas from Croydon singing about their "flava". Then you hear The Darkness (and to a lesser extent, Busted ) singing well-performed rock hits about girls, black devil dogs and just having an awesome time, it's going to change you. If the Darkness encourage teens to leave manufactured crap and get into some ace music (remember, the Darkness proudly flaunt their influences- hell, the guitarist is always wearing a Thin Lizzy t-shirt), while making some excellent songs, then I'm entirely in favour of them