Toxxic

I like him.

I call opening promo, since we're in MAH HOUSE~!

I think this says what needs to be said. And Clark is fast becoming more egomaniacal than self-centred now he's World Champion, good to see.

That's because he was like, fourteen. And a moron. EDIT: What do you mean he didn't work out for us! We have the recurring Ghost Machine gimmick to thank him for, our own version of the Conquistadores!

Right, jury says this isn't Pretzler. Unless Pretzler's nicked a photo of someone else for the profile, and set up a Livejournal in the Godfish name for the sole purposes of deceiving us. Which seems unlikely. So I can only conclude that the Godfish is a real, live n00b. I'm astounded. And wondering whether you're related to Pretzler.

What the freak are we doing at Wembley? Please note that we are in Britain, and I am so face here that I could spit on God's eye, crotch the Pope and steal Gandhi's teeth and I'd still be mega-over. I thank you.

But that's so much catchier!

Just saying, if you're trying to pull a gimmick of being more intelligent than your opponent, good grammar helps...

Definitely Pretzler. Dean Douglas says hi. Oh, and 'whomever it is', please.

I call ringer. No, better, I call Pretzler, even though the gimmick doesn't seem silly enough. ...but whether I'm right or not, welcome aboard!

That was a very very bad Jackass angle featuring three wrestlers playing bad practical jokes and coming down to the ring in shopping trolleys. With no relevance to anything or anyone, and looking kind of heelish even though they were meant to be face. It was awful, yes, but the actual Jackass guys weren't around.

What's so wrong with the Jackass guys laughing anyway? They could take a nutshot and laugh and it'd be believable (I haven't watched it in years, but that's my memory). As long as they were sort of selling WITH the laughing it'd work; they are people who do genuinely stupid and painful stuff, get hurt, but laugh about it. Hell, a mate of mine was getting the shit kicked out of him a couple of months back and he was laughing - that was because he was drunk, but it was severe enough that when he went to see a doctor they asked if he'd been hit in the back repeatedly with a baseball bat, and it was just feet kicking him. The TV show shows them to be insane masochistic types who seek out pain that most human beings go out of their way to avoid, it's not unreasonable to show them as, say, freaks of nature who just didn't happen to get into wrestling. That said I think it's an awful idea, but if you are going to do it and they are going to laugh, maybe you can save it by mentioning the above.

"Through my force of will and power which makes Olympus shake, I'm controlling the ages, time and space are bent to my will." MANSON is so awesome. Everyone pay homage to THE best promo writer alive today.

...Google also says the St. Pete Times Forum is in Tampa. Or, well, it took me to the St. Pete Times Forum website, which says it's in Tampa. Maybe St. Petersburg is just in Tampa, and not being American I just don't know that. Thought I'd throw it out there though.

How is Raven easy to screw up? The guy's great on the mic, and he might be getting on but there's few better when it comes to knowing how to construct a match. Granted his horrendous weight gain was problematic, but that occurred after they'd been misuing him badly for ages.

Much obliged.

I don't enjoy Khali's matches, but they've used him well up until meeting Cena. He's slow, lumbering and pretty damn boring, but he's visually impressive and covers for the fact that he can't bump by simply not bumping. Does this make for interesting matches? No. Does it make him look like a total badass? Yes. Until of course he meets my favourite wrestler of all time John Cena. Now, if he'd taken Cena out and won the title, held it for a few months while casually destroying all challengers and then finally lost it to Cena in a rematch, that would be one thing. Jobbing him out doesn't really achieve much, I don't think.

OK, the 'Hand That Feeds' video has been removed. Copyright laws, since they used the music? Whatever - did anyone manage to get hold of it? Cos I dearly want that, it was fucking hilarious.

Can I help it if my ass is wise? I happen to own an intelligent donkey. Now, if you'd called me a wisearse I'd be offended. Or, well, not. However, consider me suitably chastised.

How will that get us back on schedule when we're meant to be having shows on Wednesdays? Or will we be getting back on schedule after that? ...OK, I'll shut up now.

There was a storyline? I thought it just consisted of her slapping Gail Kim and some bad acting in front of Jarrett.

I'm not going to pimp this anymore, I just wanted to say that the site is now up and running, and I'd be interested to hear what people think of it; layout, idea, execution, whatever.

Seconded. I did a double-take on that one.

Yeah, congrats to Rando. And good to see that Raynor has launched into this comeback with the sort of dignity and decorum befitting a man in his position.

"Right, we're bringing the nWo back!" "Uh Vince, Nash is with TNA right now." "Well damn it, put Glenn Jacobs in a long black wig!" "Uh, Nash has short grey hair now, Vince." "...are you sure you're not talking about Bischoff?"