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Shocking. I bet Shawn's book is the best piece of fiction that money can buy. Second only to Harry Potter and Vince Russo's book

Norman Smiley and the triumphet return of the big wiggle.

Well, it's for Steve Kline so it's a great deal for Baltimore. It'll be hard to be worse than Kline and Hawkins was actually extremely good in the AL. Maybe he's just an American League pitcher.

Jim Cornette? Paul Heyman? ...Jeff Goldblum? It's Jeff Goldblum right? It's ALWAYS Jeff Goldblum.

No shit. Fuck Tom Brady. They remind me of those good 49ers teams with Montana, and Montana getting best ever nods. Neil O'Donnell could've won a ring with the Niners. No, Neil would have won a ring for the Bengals when his worthless ass would have gotten picked off for a touchdown. Montana may not have been all that but there are just some guys who don't have the brains to win it all. Neil is one of those guys.

Plus Monty vs Christian. Man, this fucking sucks. I know I can't afford it and I know I shouldn't consider buying it but god damn her she has made me want it. Damn that Dixe Carter, damn her! It's not right dammit! It's just not right!

Hey man screw you, we have a pretty airtight case!

But she says it's a major add onto the PPV. How is any of that a major add on to the PPV? I have fucking idea, TNA has me actually 100% stumped and intrigued. Fuck, Dixie Carter can make me want to pay 30 dollars to stare at my own clothes.

The most I can think of is announcing TNA will be on Monday Nights in a two hour block before UFC starting in 2006 but that's not really a major add so much as suicide. I don't know why she always says that. I mean yeah, they lived up to it with Christian but christ...now what? TEST? GLACIER? LA PARKA?

They need to lower the locker room IQ and increase the number of speed users.

I have no fucking idea...only guys like Brock, Rock, Austin or Jericho can make a dent like that and it's none of them.

Quinn is the fourth guy then who is the fifth finalist? I seriously have no fucking clue. DeAngelo Williams? Nevermind, I forgot they trimmed it to three with a chance. But usually five guys get votes, that's why I got confused. Also, I'm dropping my vote right now on Wyatt Sexton of Florida St as one of the finalists if he returns next season. FSU is going to be in great shape at quarterback next season even if Sexton doesn't get to come back although they gotta find something to do with Lee since QB is out of the question. Perhaps a WR role. Also, I'm going to be completely crazy and fanboy and pick FSU over Penn St. It won't happen but I think they finally got the injuries on o-line and secondary sorted out enough to make it close

Do to illness, the part of RRR will be played by RRR. And now, RRR. And no, Christy wouldn't do shit and she doesn't grab any mainstream popularity. She was nothing more than the wrestling bimbo that agreed to disrobe. Trying to bring in Sable was stupid and trying to bring in this forehead is worse. Most people couldn't pick her out of a lineup of redheads. She's literally just there except there are times when you wondered if she was special in the head.

Maybe they want to quit while they're ahead. You know, to prevent the inevitiable bad sequel (ala Superman IV or Batman and Robin) from happening. Actually no, it's because they want to focus on the spin-off movies to Wolverine and Magneto. They figure they can double the profits by doing it that way and keep getting newer movies out in a year or two. It's kind of weird to have a movie that focuses solely on Wolverine when both X-Men movies already revolved around him. Didn't he always have the deeper and more interesting story? I find it a little weird as well but he's really the only one with an extremely deep story. I'm a little disappointed that I'll never see Acopcalypse on the big screen though, he was always my favorite ass kicking X-Men villian. I've always liked Wolverine (and his backstory) but to tell you the truth I always found Magneto to be the most interesting character. True, but he's not an X-Men. And he's getting his own movie as well and when you think about it, this series has been all about the Wolverine story and Magneto's struggle to avoid the fate he suffered in his past.

Very, very unlikely. Damn I was hoping for top 5 and a possible shot at D'Brickshaw Ferguson or A.J. Hawk.... Hawk might survive past the top five. Ferguson, Matt and Reggie will be gone in the three and possibly Omar Jacobs. Not out of the realm that Hawk could fall down that far.

I'd say that clip they showed of Steph was at her height of looking bad. That was when she had those meaty man thighs. She looks quite good now I'd say. She's lost the weight and the hair color is nice. Chest wise, she was a major step up from sagville that she is now. She looks decent in the face with her current hair but her upper body needs an overhaul.

Did the first one face any competition? Cause this one has been assaulted by nothing but shitty movies or Oscar contender movies that had no chance of touching it anyway. I don't remember some of the movies that came out around this time. And I can see CoN pulling a Lemony, doing just average and barely getting back to even.

You would be right. Either that or it was Dr Taggert. Pretty sure it was Shadowcat though.

Only positives for me -Maria -Trish's outfit -Boogeyman setting new standards for Wrestlecrap -A clip to help me remember Steph used to look good That's about it.

Watch next week, Shelton will tap to a wristlock. Losing from a missed top rope clothesline. And now he gets the Jeff Hardy losing streak angle that always ends with either an injury or a firing.

Boogeyman is so over the top bad that he's awesome. And Mick pausing a second then finishing his cookie sold it. Now where the hell is Maria??

You know what? That trailer was pretty fucking cool. It's the fight that SHOULD have happened in the Marvel comics that never fucking came. Although if the guy with the metal helmet on the bridge is Juggernaut, then I'm really disappointed on his design. Plus the trailer gives away the spoiler that Jean goes botherhood. Course she'll turn back when she straightens her shit out but still. I liked what I saw.

see, that's just it, Gambit was already over, but Marvel pulled a WWE and decided to add something stupid and unnecessary to improve on the overness and it ended up sucking and making HIM suck...to me, the coolest aspect to Gambit was his relationship with Rogue and teasing us with whether or not he really could touch her or not...I don't know what's going on with that since I haven't read the comic since like 97...can he touch her now? can anyone touch her now? I think they got to kiss once for a brief second but I stopped following MARVEL when Wolverine left the X-Men to go whatever the fuck he went to do and they added all those horrid new mutants. Plus the Sabertooth/Jubs storyline that massively sucked the fun out of it all for me. Only time I remember anything about someone touching Rogue was her and Magneto fucked as part of the AoA storyline that sent all the Marvel-verse comics into that futuristic wasteland. It was around then that I just started pulling away from comics all together.

I'm very glad I dont' remember this at all. It was right before he demasked (like the same night or the week before or soemthing). They even did the twirly flashback effect they use on soap operas and sitcom clip shows. I'm also drawing a massive blank about this.

Nice to see Dusty delivering the quality angles to build up matches. All we need is Michael Cole to say, "LOOK AT THAT!"