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Minnesota taking it to Detroit Come on Packers, don't let me down when I actually need you, dammit

I just realized I need to root for the Packers to keep Chicago down in the standings For one day (or two days, given the second game) I have to be a green and gold fan. It feels dirty

And it's not because he's fucking metal

Amelody and enough bass to trigger plate tectonics rules

As a mild OU fan (rooting for them so long as they're not playing Kansas State), there is absolutely no way I want to see Texas win the national title and have to deal even more with annoying Texas fans in their annoying burnt-orange gear and their annoying misuse of the metal horns... Yeah, fuck Texas. Come on Trojans.

Posting out of turn...that's a warning. Looking at another forum...that's a warning. Staring at my account...that's a warning. Warning the gimmick posters...oh, you better believe that's a warning.

Wait, two OU fans rooting for Texas? *head asplodes*

As a Michigan fan, I can only hope that a stray nuclear bomb from up north hits Tempe

I think my g/f's VT fandom has found it's way in my head because this is justaggravating... FSU comes in as a joke, having just lost three in a row, but Beamer still can't fucking beat old man Bowden

Fuck. I know my g/f's family in Blacksburg is probably going "Why the fuck can't we beat FSU?!"

...well, maybe not

Gino Toretta's been coaching him? he's fucked!

Or vocabulary, for that matter

That's weak reasoning. How do you feel about Arizonians. Meh isn't anything there except for cactuses and bad football... They did win a basketball title and a World Series some years ago

Reggie Bush calls a press conference requesting that Porter cease the references to himself and butter

You have this odd obsession with Bush and butter

As states, they both suck (in my opinion)

Given your history and background, how you could hate USC more than Texas is a mystery for the ages, I suppose

For me, it's not so much refusing to give them a chance, but not wanting to see them win thanks to a hatred of all things burnt-orange-and-white (and also for Brown himself, especially after last year)... the same hatred that you should... well, fuck, we've been over that enough times

Careful where you swing that wide brush there

Bush already nearing 200 for the game

And Bush negates that punt

USC and UCLA starting soon... hopefully they cut away from here, even with only two minutes left.

Ron Prince, offensive coordinator, being tabbed by K-State was a stunner. I'll say...

The football analogy works for football