Czech please!

And then you lost money playing the card game.

It's not really a wrestling board. Don't bother.

Y2Jerk, you are some kind of crazy

You are the shit happened.

DQ Grill and Chill is not "upscale and comfortable." I've only seen them around Rockford, so how upscale can they be?

Really now.

That most of us stopped posting here is no secret at this point. I'm guessing that a lot of you have found us, as evidenced by our unusually large backlog of registrants, but we haven't found you. If you're some person we've never heard of who aspires to switch from this TSM to that TSM, you should probably tell us who you are and why you want to come over so that we don't mistake you for Russian spambots and delete your account.

I bet we accidentally approved Ortonsault at the other board already. He's the smartest man in the whole board universe, after all, so how could he have not outwitted us by now?

Xavier is being left out of the handjob party because of his unwavering devotion to a transgendered weirdo from Buffalo who has managed to righteously annoy people who are higher in the board's chain of command than I am. As for the board's elitism, we've let in a large number of mouth-breathing lumps who bring nothing to the discourse, so let that go.

The other board doesn't really have a current events folder. Well, it does, but it's not really the same style as the Serious Politics Discussion On The Internet thing we had here, so we figured you wouldn't like it.

If you still post here, it's for the best that you don't worry about any of this crap. Just go about your business as usual.

Man, I'm gonna miss Joe Mauer.

I could see where he would hate it. I could also see him bludgeoning an incompetent warehouse grunt to death with a hockey stick as "Happy For The Rest Of Your Life" plays in the background.

TOUCHING MEEEEEEEEEE TAAAA-CHING YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU Awful. Add me to the shit-in-your-mouth list.

Oooooh, that is a good one. No, I like that song! Hazel Mae's wicked haht for a flip!