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Jacques Jones will be dangerous if he gets walked here...

Man Sturtz brings the PITCHING.

BOS 1 ANA 0 2nd Inning

Maybe 16 isn't so crazy.

This is ridiculous. SCORE WITH RUNNERS IN SCORING POSITION, TWINS.

Wow, he handled the big guns. Here come the Twins.

They have a guy named "Augie" who might get in the game?

Sault, what are you crying about? Minn has 2 outs in the 10th, with your talent coming up to the plate.

I hope this goes like 16 innings. Not a chance in hell with these hitters, but I have little work to do tonight and would like a marathon.

Sierra, he's a "journeyman" now, right? He went Texas, Oakland then who before Yankees?

I'm no A List poster. All the guys I nitpick with on here genuinely make me laugh a lot. I'll keep trying.

Yankees have poor hitters coming up, too. Which means a walk off home run.

Hey everyone, flip to ESPN 2 for some pre-game telecast stuff about the Angels.

Great game. Sucks (For Twins fans) about the Ground Rule Double. Go Twins!!!

Mercy Drive, "Take What's Mine" is Orton's theme music. Get it off Limewire

Let's go Rocket.

7-2...now a single for Thomas, will the rally begin?

I will be cheering for the Twins. I'm a fan of clubs who haven't won anything in a while (13 yrs), and they were in the second best World Series I have ever seen, behind ARZ/NYY. However, I won't cheer for the Red Sox, because the misery of their fans amuses me. So go Angels and Twins.

Bowa then ran down the Phillies' pitchers and stadium, stating that the Phillies need to get some "low ball" pitchers in there to make up for the "way way too small" new stadium that was built. He also blamed injuries for the teams' performance. I want to say he was just trying to express a point, but he sounded so fucking bitter. Go away old man.

No argument there. Personally, I think the Yanks take it in 5. Santana should be able to handle them for 2 games.

Gene Skitsky reminds me of a young Sid Vicious. He's a big, raw, power guy. He has generic, yet imposing theme music. He has a sadistic, crazy look. And he handles himself well against other hosses. I think he's gonna be huge.

Last night I was drinking Milwaukee's Best and Bacardi Superior. I got drunk, and then started MIXING the two in a glass and drinking them together. It was a terrible fun.

The Baseball Tonight panel continues to fill up with Philadelphia Phillies, as they now have Larry Bowa, sitting next to John Kruk, ranting about the Braves & Twins chances... I remember when I liked/respected/could tolerate this show.

I don't think there will be a Game 4. The Astros should sweep.

They are not sausagefests, damnit! DO NOT PATRONIZE ME!!!!