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Raw was obviously written tonight to make Shane McMahon appear tougher than Lashley, Masters, Umaga, and Viscera. Nothing short of clamping a car battery to Shane's testicles can actually make him "feel pain".

Shane McMahon main eventing Raw = my two favorite eras, the Attitude Era (McMahon Vs. DX, McMahon Vs. Rock) and the "Invasion" of 2001 (I know they fucked it up, but it was some of the best pure wrestling and freshest, coolest match-ups ever). Sadly, Shane Vs. Lashley is main eventing during the "Shitty" era of 2002-2007.

Come SHEE TEH BABY was awesome.

The "new kid on the block" has gray hair.

I know he can kick my ass and all, but ever since Khali has gotten the big monster push, everytime I see Umaga I just see a fat clown.

I love how A) Batista's thigh is taped up but he sells the knee and B) Edge 100% no-sells the spinebuster

If Orton drops Nitro Girl Whisper with an RKO I'll take back everything I've ever said about him.

They're only showing PPV video for this Raw because there's a PPV in 2 weeks they need to hot sell, not the PPV replay this week.

I bet the crying lady in the crowd from "I Lost My Smile" is contemplating suicide right now.

Someone tell JR that "popular discussion these days" doesn't include Troy Aikman and Steve Young, please.

My favorite part of the video was when it said "KELLY KELLY" and pondering music video watchers saying "Ha, they screwed up and wrote 'Kelly' twice".

LOL @ JR no-selling the music video. Wow, that sucked, BTW. Coming from A FRAT BOY THAT DANCES TO ALL KINDS OF SHITTY MUSIC, that song sucks.

Brooke, Maryse, Maria, and Kelly Kelly on RAW at the same time. YES.

Edge's spear once looked great, in 1999.

Lashley/Viscera was a kickass match. Crowd was red hot, Lashley's leapfrog WAS SICK, and Lashley actually is beginning to look comfortable and really solid in the ring.

What language is Khali supposed to be speaking?* My roomates just asked me about the "retarded giant", they are watching.

Well to be fair, Benoit's awesome and MVP, despite being goofy, is VERY energetic, but their match last night, as Foley's book would say, "sucked a dick". And what's wrong with Cena fans? He is a great champion who is slowly shaking the corny Rock-stolen catchphrases and ALWAYS delivers in the main event. Plus great facial expressions in this uphill feud with Khali.

I am DVR-ing Raw tonight and watchin' some Starrcade '85. Tell me if anything "must see" happens.

"before Carlito FINALLY beats his mentor, but he's lost so many times nobody cares." Just like the shitty MVP Vs. Benoit match last night! Except their 3 blown moves in 45 seconds during the finish may have added to the crowd's chant of "THIS IS BORING".

Ross has seen more wrestlers compete than any of us have. Thus, from his perspective, the statement is accurate.

Don't forget tonight we get to see Kelly Kelly and Maria in a Timberland music video.

A couple months before Benoit/Sid, it was Sting attacking a referee at Havoc '99 that led to the Nov. 99 Mayhem tourney. Arn, after Sid/Benoit, took the heat and said Benoit's title win never happened. As a result, Kevin Nash awarded himself the championship, as part of him abusing his newfound power as Comissioner of WCW. Sid beat Nash for the title the next Monday on Nitro. Nash then stripped Sid of the belt the next night at the Thunder taping because Sid pinned the WRONG Harris Brother (Nash's leftover nWo 2000 cronies) in order to qualify to face Nash. This was a big Las Vegas Nitro that included Norman Smiley dancing with exotic Vegas dancers. Later on in Thunder, after Nash again awarded himself the title, Sid beat both Nash and one of the Harris Boys to win the title for a 2nd time, winning by submission using the CRIPPLER CROSSFACE of all moves. Yes. Sid. Doing that move. (Note: For those bitching about WWE 2007...imagine this happening in the span of a week or so...) - Cena beats Khali at Judgment Day 2007 via STFU. - Raw - Vince overturns the victory. - Raw - Vince gives HIMSELF the WWE Title. - Cena beats Coach and Estrada to get a shot at Vince. - Cena beats Vince for WWE Title. - Vince strips Cena of title because he made Coach tap out, not Estrada. - Cena beats Estrada and Vince in a cage match to win title.

You were correct except Sid/Benoit didn't lead to a tournament. GIVE KHALI THE TITLE. I hope we get an updated "Tell Me a Lie" video for Shawn tonight.

YES! "Controversy is swirling around last night's WWE Championship Match. As the above photo shows, The Great Khali's foot was under the bottom rope as he tapped out to John Cena's STFU." -WWE.com

Flair hasn't had a good straight wrestling match since his match with Triple H like 4 years ago. That abortion of a match with Angle where he was falling all over the place was sad. His TLC with Edge was shockingly good, although blood & bumps. That shitty, slow ECW match with Big Show was sloppy as hell and really fake looking.