The Mandarin

Steve Austin The Rock Hulk Hogan Bruno Sammartino Buddy Rogers Andre the Giant Bret Hart Yokozuna Shawn Michaels Kurt Angle

Only Austin would have drinking shoes. Austin probably has a drinking toe too. "Steve, you've really had too much to drink." "Hol' on.. Yep, yep. Toe's still there, get me the damn beer."

Goldberg drinks it and spits it out and makes an "eeewww" face.

most cocker spaniels aren't fat and untalented. BAHAHAHAHA. I just beat HCTP. Great game, great ending.

My win-loss HCTP record is 63-13. Damn.

Val's music = time for HCTP. ...Ho Train 2003!

Everybody at the liquor store knows you by name, Steve. "Hey Steve, how's Debra?" "Bruised."

Give me a fock fish!

Randy's going after Thesz next.

Let me introduce the newest member.. *Bischoff undoes pants*

I think they expect us to believe that the sound guy sees the wrestlers appearing at gorilla position, and then cues the music. ..refs should get music too. Maybe "Why Can't we be Friends?" or something by Bjork. ..If Bischoff swerved us all and joined Fockfish, would they be Unclefocker Fish?

OMG CONTINUITY! ..wait, didn't they put her through a table before? Why would they care about her now? I mean, the fact that they're both faces is irr-- ... NEW AUSTIN BOOK! OH MY GOD! *dials Shopzone number*

Man, he's hurt off that? Earlier today, I fell off a helicopter twice in a row and all I got was an orange torso.

Someone wash his mouth with soap.

Eddie Guerrero is the new Poochie of SmackDown. I love the man and he's one of the best in the company, but seriously, he gets a shitload of segments per week. They could tend to tone it down a bit.

KANE KNOWS HOW TO USE THE TIME-TRAVEL PORTALS! Man, I had my suspicions he was in cahoots with Lady Death, but now they've been confirmed. Frank must have shown him.

Bizmark Menry vs. 1/2 of Fock Fish. Wonderful.

XFL. Stock: -350%

BILLY! CALL YOUR MOM AT WORK!

Please explain this. SmackDown! Here Comes the Pain season mode. Batista's about to get his special!

Maven's dropkick will put him in the orange, for sure.

Ric Flair bowed to you. SP +142

Survivor Series- Dallas, Texas Their paths are about to cross. JR: That man is as dangerous as a steel chair! King: Don't do this to him! Their prophecies have led them to this. JR: Vince McMahon! Vince McMahon! Vince McMahon! *pyro- press X*

If they reformed a team, they could be Fock Fish. Wow, Austin's SP is going down rapidly.

Someone better tell JR not to go to Oklahoma, McMahon has something set up for him.