The Mandarin

In related news, Rob Van Dam is set to star in the next Cheech & Chong movie.

First we have to see if he even comes back. He hasn't been seen since the Invasion, you know.

I have a bad feeling about this guy.

Argh. Caught.

Dean Cain is 1/4 Japanese. (I was just mentioning how Dean Cain sort of looks like Johnny Damon. I would not confuse a member of the Boston Red Sox with Superman.)

He sort of looks like a mix of Dean Cain and Keanu Reeves. Edit: And Slater from Saved by the Bell.

*Sandman shows up and canes the ump*

Here we go, folks. 9th inning.

Oh, man. This is not good.

Babe has been reincarnated as the green man.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

Maybe if I don't mention anybody, nothing will happen. Damn, I just saw a guy in a cowboy hat.

I HAVE RUINED BASEBALL.

MOTHER OF GOD.

Jesus, as soon as I mention the green man clasping his hands, Jeter hits a double. Okay, the guy who just flicked his fingers will allow Matsui to get a hit.

Tetris theme! Woo!

Even the man in the green shirt clasping his hands can't save Jeter now. Edit: Woah, that guy must have magic powers.

6 to go.

Bahahahaha.. ..hahahaha.. ..haha.

Okay, basically Kurt Angle came out, dressed as John Cena. Cena then issued some "throwdowns" or whatever the kids call them. They were intentionally bad disses. Midget Angle then came out, and traded words with "Cena". The two then got in a brawl with the midget locking in the Anglelock and Angle tapping out right away. This was all for laughs, as the midget was Angle's friend. The real John Cena then came out and he and Angle got into a brawl. Angle dominated him, and even the midget got in a low blow on Cena. Cena then ran to the back. And that was it for the Angle/Cena buildup, as Steph got a good chunk of SmackDown for her "interview".

Yes ma'am. Wasn't too funny, though.

Michael Cole was my second choice for SD Wrestler of the Week. His soul patch had a better workrate than Danny Basham.

Er, Kane/HHH? Oh, and I'm against having Eddie face Brock so quickly too. If it was up to me, it would be long after Eddie had dropped his titles (leaving him with no proposed direction/feud), but still be in the middle of a serious push. I'd be all for Brock/Benoit at Survivor Series, but they put Benoit against A-TRAIN this month. You don't really go onto a main-event feud after that. I just see a triple threat of Brock/Taker/Angle or Brock/Big Show/Angle. Yawn.

Tajiri's the only good contender to pick as Wrestler of the Week. 'cuz there wasn't much wrasslin'. Good wrasslin', I mean. I might just have to watch Velocity for some good contenders. Supposedly Matt Hardy has a really good match.

What do you prefer they do instead? Just asking. They usually do it pretty classy. Curt Hennig's video package was wonderful.