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Oh, man, I'm on double-posts right now.

This is what you wanted, Spoon. This is what you were dying for. Good old-fashioned flaming. Don't start crying now just because you didn't like the taste.

You ADDICT

Actually, yeah, I can't stand it. You know that in all likelihood no one noticed, or cared, but you still feel like a fool.

JIZZCANDENZA

Oh. Sorry Chave

Why don't you give up? I'm sick of your shit and I don't want you around here anymore. You want me to stop, shut your fucking mouth, because I'm tired of it.

I got nothing. I'm about to get shown up something fierce, I reckon.

Voting ends in ONE HOUR.

You're so right. Gee, Incandenza, you're ever so smart. How you've read me so perfectly is a mystery. You know the sad thing? I mean, besides your attempts at humor. The sad thing is that at this stage, I'm so tired, I don't know if I'm winning or losing (as much as one can win or lose at the internet). I'm not going down without a fight. Inc's much more fond of going down than I am! WHOOOOOOA GAY JOKES! COME ON, BABAY~!

You're not even trying anymore -- although it's hard to tell, sometimes. Come on, Inc. Give me some more of that rapier wit. Throw that sarcasm my way! It's what you do, buddy. I can take it.

Took you long enough to punch that one out, dude. You maybe need a little breather? I'm gon' go get a glass of water. Let me know when you're ready for more.

Irony, thy name is Agent of Oblivion.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Every single "joke" you've laid down tonight has been playing off of me. You're NOTHING without a foil. You're less than worthless if it doesn't involve pretentious rock or massive amounts of sarcasm. Why don't you head on back to your super secret clubhouse? I doubt you'd have to deal with such droll people.

Less "managed to avoid," more "missed an opportunity for." But hey, they can't all be winners. As you've proven, though, they can all be losers.

It's 2004 ALL OVER AGAIN

You're gonna be anxious for awhile, although the drugs should help with that.

OMFG I JUST GOT OWNEDCANDENZA. RUN FOR THE HILLS

Clearly nothing of consequence.

Are you sure it wasn't a Mario Lopez board? You fuckin' closet case. Get the fuck out of my folder. Mole, you better turn your ass around and follow right behind him. Don't worry; he LOVES it.

X

Now, that's not fair. You're no good at a LOT of other things, too.

Well he's apparently gonna keep you waiting. I'd like to change my vote to Wild Pegasus, unless I already did that.

I'm good over here.