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Uh...we're up to week 2 now. At least I am, I just finished my week 2 game, crushing Troy 56-16.

Yeah, this show really did grow on me over the season. I didn't like the first few episodes, but for some reason I kept watching. Once the show actually started ADVANCING somewhere, it actually got pretty good.

With the Tuesday estimates in, Dark Knight is already over $200 million, hitting it in just 5 days. That SHATTERS the old record of 8 days to $200 million, which was previously held by PotC 2, Spidey 2, and SW Episode 3

Oh yeah, in my first game in this dynasty mode, I got the achivement for returning a fumble for a TD. ...then it got reviewed and overturned. But I still kept the achievement. awesome.

I hate how the CPU loves to call QB runs. I'm pretty sure the Illinois QB has more rushing attempts than my HB.

I fantasize about being raped by Batman.

They need booze or SOMETHING to make this crowd more interesting. BB6 was the last good season they had. Big Brother had always been good, light-hearted, trashy fun. BB All Stars had the hamsters way too in control of the house, since they knew exactly what do to and what to say to get the reactions they wanted out of the show. BB8 turned into mean abusive piece of shit time. BB9 started out alright, until they decided to push the shit out of James. This crew of hammies just takes themselves way too fucking seriously. Time to make it FUN again.

That's a shock.

I just loved the line though. 70 points on 2 first downs.

Just played my first game in online dynasty, against FCS Southeast. I only had 18 offensive plays. I only got 2 first downs. .....I won 70-20.

...oh. Well we weren't last night! I'll do my game when I get home from work I guess. But seriously, simming? Who the hell else is gonna sim their games? That's weaksauce, no matter who you're playing.

So, in the online dynasty, do you go at your own pace, or do we have to wait for everyone else to finish the week before we can advance? And how much longer til we get this shit going?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/snme/ WWE to do another Saturday Night's Main Event on August 2nd. Hadn't seen that posted here yet. (and hopefully this is small enough to not need a thread, at least until the show itself)

MVP, Big Daddy V, Cryme Time Teddy Long Charlie Haas. Michael Hayes Vince McMahon. He's my nigga

MVP, Big Daddy V, Cryme Time Teddy Long

HHH is having trouble catching his breath because Edge is pressing his thighs against HHH's ribcage? Foley sounds like he's read one too many slash stories.

Didn't HHH and Edge face off before for the world title? On one of their overseas Raws, and Batista cost Edge the match? Edit: this is in response to Foley saying this is the first time HHH and Edge have gone 1 on 1 for a world title.

$13.1 million in Australia, according to Box Office Mojo.

Cena is uncapable of kicking out after a whopping 2 foot fall? Not that I'm complaining. It means this shit is over.

This match is so boring that even Cena had to take a nap in the middle of it

Can Michelle just SHUT THE FUCK UP for 2 seconds? Even porn sluts don't moan this much.

*groan* Does anyone really care who wins the Pretty Little Princess My First Title Belt?

Jericho wins. Fatality.

In my Campus Legend mode, Illinois has apparently decided that my HB would be better used as a WR coming out of the backfield. In 9 games, my guy has 645 yards rushing, with 7 TDs, and 59 receptions for 905 yards and 10 receiving TDs.

They were 5 minute quarters on Heisman difficulty.