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I guess I've never had "good" pancakes then. Pancakes are just tasteless pieces of shit to me.

I'm playing on Pro difficulty now. I'm gonna increase it next season. I only started winning big for the last month or so of the season. I was behind the Pens for the #1 seed for most of the year, but then just caught fire late. I didn't have any one big breakout star on my team. Despite finishing #2 in GF(behind the Pens) my highest scorer was Afinogenov with 76 freakin points. It was a complete team effort. My moves this year: traded Miller for Brodeur (as was mentioned above) when Miller demanded a trade, traded Paille for LaPerriere, and Boston OFFERED me a trade of Axelsson for....Stafford, I think, so I was all over that. I also signed Roenick as a free agent, and he helped me out big time in the early part of the season, when nobody could fucking score. (I had 5 goals in the first 7 games) My lines right now are: Hecht - Connolly - Afinogenov Vanek - Roenick - Pominville Axelsson - Roy - LaPerriere Gaustad - Mair - Kotalik Depth. I got it.

I'm in my playoffs in NHL 08. Playing as the Sabres, but about midway through the season, Ryan Miller demanded a trade. No, really. So, in my panic, I jokingly offer a trade to the Devils, Miller for Brodeur, and to my shock they actually ACCEPT it. I go on to win the President's Trophy with 122 points. So who do I meet in the first round? The Devils, of course. Game 1 was a freakin CLASSIC. Afinogenov scores with just under 2 minutes to go to tie the game up and send it into OT, where Connolly then scores the GW with 9:15 left in the second overtime. Miller made 58 saves to try and keep the Devils in it, but their offense wasn't clicking at all. Game 2 also goes into OT, but I pull it out 2-1, but once again Miller plays like a fucking madman to try and keep me off the scoreboards. If the Devils had any offense, I'd be so fucked in this series. Edit: just played Game 3, and that was the definition of a "You've got to be FUCKING kidding me" game. Devils finally find some offense, and are up 3-0 at the 7:14 mark of the second period. I start thinking game over already, but Miller finally collapses! Sabres are up 4-3 by the end of the period, 5-3 late in the third, and the Devils get a PP on a bullshit tripping call. But PK Specialist Adam Mair(lead the league in SH goals. Had more SH than even strength goals) comes through with another shorthanded goal to put the Sabres up 6-3! But then I fail to kill the rest of the penalty. 6-4. 6-5. 6-6 with SIXTEEN FUCKING SECONDS LEFT. After 8 total goals scored in the last approximately 8 periods, we score TWELVE in regulation in this game. Thankfully I pull it out after Afinogenov scores the game winner on a breakaway in the first OT. Three games, three OTs, after I was winning games by an average of 3-4 goals per game to end the season.

That's an Eggo at that point, which is a bad example to put up against the home made spongey goodness of a pancake. EVEN an eggo is better than fucking pancakes. Pancakes suck. You need to find some halfway decent pancakes, Eggo? EGGO? Eggo is a step above cardboard. I know. But that's STILL better than pancakes. You're missing my point.

I was originally planning on going to the June 7th(not 8th) show in Orangeburg, but I'll be out of town for other reasons instead. Hendersonville is a 5 1/2 hour drive so..fuck that. Not gonna go that far. I'm hoping to go to the August 8th show in Columbia though, just because I'm a Daffney mark. I'm hoping to not have to work that day.

That's an Eggo at that point, which is a bad example to put up against the home made spongey goodness of a pancake. EVEN an eggo is better than fucking pancakes. Pancakes suck.

Real men pick up waffles WITH THEIR DAMN HANDS.

........ Who the fuck uses a knife on Waffles?

Sex and The City was a fuckin wildcard to me. It could have opened to $10 million or it could have opened to $75 million, and neither one would have surprised me. I fully expect SATC to retain a lot of its audience next weekend too, because I don't see the SATC crowd being lured away by Kung fu Panda or Zohan, and the fact that the SATC audience is the type that would gladly go see the movie multiple times (assuming the movie didn't completely rape what the show was about.) I am, however, shocked at how well The Strangers did. I had it pegged at $15 million, tops. Iron Man is now the top non-Spiderman comic movie of all time, impressive. Oh, and because it just can't be said enough: LOLSpeed Racer.

LO-freakin-L. In the College World Series regional round elimination game today, UNC-Wilmington scored ELEVEN runs in the top of the 9th to knock out Elon. Now they have about an hour to celebrate until they have to try and beat the Tar Heels twice in a row to survive. The same Tar Heels that shut them down and allowed them to just get 3 hits yesterday. *shrug* still rooting for em. Go Seahawks!

That's just crazy. I haven't paid more than $3 for a book in YEARS.

Truthfully though, there is one pick that I'm STUNNED hasn't been made. If I was in this thing, it probably would have been my third round pick.

Waffles. This wasn't even a contest. Anyone who answers pancakes has no idea what they're talking about. Seriously, you might as well ask "Herpes vs. $10 million cash"

$30 for a book? Whaa? Who the fuck pays anywhere CLOSE to that for any book? (other than a book for school, obviously) Be patient and pick it up for like $5 in a used book store in a year or so.

This draft seriously sucks. I can't believe nobody has picked yet. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Tsung would just turn himself into Sonya and never leave the mirror.

I'm not seeing what the problem is. I could maybe see not liking it but "fucking gay" is such an over statement it makes you seem ridiculous. This is TSM. Where extreme overstatements happen.

. . . ...godDAMNit, they found the ONE way to GUARANTEE that I'll actually watch their stupid show EVERY fucking week. Woulda been better if they brought her in as Shark Girl.

It's seriously so fucking gay and out of place.

Don't we have a thread for bitching about ESPN anyways?

I might just have to pick this up. I currently have it on rental from Gamefly, and it'd probably just be cheaper to send it back and get it for $10. The game's biggest strength is also it's biggest weakness. If you play on hard difficulty, everybody plays TOO realistically. Meaning of course fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, etc. Well, that, and the fact that it's FUCKED in updating the number of people remaining in the tournament. At the beginning it'll track players remaining fine, but once you get about 30-50 hands in, it'll only update number of players remaining once someone from YOUR table gets eliminated. So it'll be stuck on 80 remaining for 30 hands, and then jump down to 45 players remaining once someone from your table gets eliminated. It wouldn't be a big deal, but whoever gets eliminated from your table (including you) automatically gets put on the BOTTOM of that pile. It really fucks you if you're short stacked and just trying to stay alive long enough to reach the money.

You shoulda gone with the frog shaped ice cream bar with the bubble gum nose. You fail.

A couple of years ago, a waitress at a restaurant actually fucking went into a couple minute long speech about the differences between Pibb and Pibb XTra(and no, I didn't bring the topic up. She just went into it all on her own.) I was too busy staring at her tits to remember what they were.

I dunno about OCD, but I thought (and still kinda do think) I had ADD as a kid. They gave me a little 3 page pamphlet back in school to read about the signs of ADD, to help self-diagnose if I had it. I never finished reading it. I think that says something on it's own