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maybe they can scrape together some of Vince's body parts and use them as bargaining chips in the supplemental draft?

Well, let's look at it in a positive light. At least Linda isn't the family stiff anymore. Edit: the Vince character isn't gone anyways. He'll just wind up haunting Shane in the mirror.

Austin liked playing doctor with Vince? gaaaaaaaaaaaay

Smackdown is gonna need ointment for all that bleeding from the asshole.

So uh, Carlito is fucked now. Who does he feud with now that both Flair and Torrie are gone?

so, Extreme Elimination Chamber match at Vengeance for the ECW title? Benoit/Punk/Burke/Cor Von/Sandman/Dreamer?

"I'm a champion! In my heart! My mommy tells me I'm still special!"

WOW! LASHLEY ON RAW! THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE!

only cause there was a biased SD ref in the ring.

So, I've learned tonight that Miz > Balls Mahoney.

if you got about 30 or 40 of them? Bret Hart is a Goro fan!

SD is getting raped so fucking hard tonight...

The misogyny on this board astounds me....I'd love to know when the last time you saw a pair of tits was....that weren't composed of pixels. Nice to know you've got a firm grasp on the viewpoints of the board in your...one whole day of being here. She's a fucking TV character. Annoying TV characters deserve death, just like on any other show.

GOD. JUST SHUT UP, ASHLEY! SERIOUSLY. GO INTO A HOLE AND DIE ALREADY!

...welp. ECW's not getting this pick.

So, now, how long until we get a Boogeyman/Kevin Thorn feud? I'll say 3 weeks.

Oh boy. I can't wait for that Vince vs. Cena main event at Vengeance.

When did Ventura start looking like Steven Segal?

How sad is it that the HUGE MAJOR HISTORIC THREE HOUR RAW is being held in.........Wilkes-fucking-Barre?

so, WWE.com has posted the results of the polls they've had all week, asking people where they want certain wrestlers to end up. Basically, the fans' results: All faces to Raw, and all heels to ECW. With 2 exceptions: Kane staying on SD and RVD staying on ECW. That's right, starting this week...it's Friday Night Kanedown! Watch as he defeats the empty roster to win all titles, including the CW title!

Yeah, I was thinking a Conan style interview as well.

I'm A) Cheap, and B) Too lazy to drive far for a band I want to see.

Friday afternoon, I won tickets from the radio station to the Tool concert in Winston Salem on Wednesday. It'll be my first time ever at a concert. (not counting lame ass school concerts and/or beach music shit) Taking Sarah, cause she's the biggest goddamn Tool fan that I know. She's one of those freaky uber-fans. Now I just gotta figure out how to get the time off from work.

Wow. I severely overestimated Hostel's ability to at least pull in a good opening weekend.

Khali's "something" has to do with the fact that he's giant tall AND jacked. Big Show and Andre were just fucking fat.