You've seen that? Hmm...
You know what really sucks? When you download a porno and you start beating the meat as it loads so that you're hot to trot as soon as you see the ladies and you suddenly realise that you've downloaded gay porn by mistake.
So, you're masterbating and you're watching gay porn and as you realise this, you're still masturbating because its damn hard to stop masturbating. Then, you notice that the porno sets got the same curtains as your parents. And the same sofa. Then you realise it's your dad getting his ass licked by a rough trick with a 12 inch dick. Then suddenly you realise you're about to blow your load. To gay porn. Starring your dad. That sucks.
I guarantee that this monologue will be more entertaining than JD...