k thx

You're supposed to be jerking him off ::puts on thumbtack mask::

Hooray for "free" wrestling in the UK. Ivory reminds me of the mom in Malcolm In The Middle.

All will resolve itself in the end...

Chave Jones was the leading outfielder for the New Boston Redcunts, and he used to give me facials every Thursday.

No banned or gimmick posters. Thats annother tournament for annother time.

Nope, no banned posters. Thats not the game.

Thats nl5xsk1, yeah? And Piss, I thought I could rely on you for a nomination at least. But no, you're too busy galavanting around town with your two new fancy men. For shame...

YES! It's that time again. Ego-fuck 2004! The return of a knockout competition designed to sort out the greatest posters on the board. Maybe. Last time out, Zack Malibu beat Ripper to win the title of TSMs most popular poster, while in the first tournament EvenflowDDT beat Zack Malibu in a controversial final to become the original TSM poster champion. Now it's time to begin the nomination process again. We need 64 of the best, so no more than two nominations per person. The first 64 to be nominated, provided they're worthy enough, get in. Out of respect for their previous acheivements, I wish to nominate: Zack Malibu EvenflowDDT NOW YOU GO!

Keane are very bland. If you like the second Coldplay more than the first one, you'll like Keane. Fools.

To be fair, Turkey aren't a traditionally Eastern Block country, unlike those other former Russian States. My picks were Malta, Netherlands and Ukraine. I think the right song one, as it's not a great song, but it was a fucking tight performance. If nothing else, Eurovision makes for a fucking good drinking game. We had a Eurovision party last night and everyone was very drunk. Except me. I drew Ireland...

Want change in your life? Quitting this board is a start. this = truth

You do realise that your friends don't like you, right? I wasn't aware of such information. More curious is the fact that you somehow seem to know my friends. Have you been secretley inflitrating my life or something? Anybody who is proud enough to declare "my friends think I'm the funniest person they know" is, by definition, a moron and decidedly unfunny. There is a small possibility that your frieds do think you're cool, but they're wrong.

Mike actually came off better than I expected in this thread. But I can't defend anybody who is so for the abuse of Iraqi prisoners, and so against the abuse of American prisoners. Either they're both wrong, or neither are.

chave backwards spells "evahc" which is the devils surname. I am a Satanist.

I'd add Mike for his services to dumb.

You do realise that your friends don't like you, right?

Chave Cohen was the inventor of dust, and I named myself in honor of him.

Yet. We all know it's coming. Your genetalia is coming? That takes me back...

UGS was the best clique ever.

Rate me. Incidently, I had a dream about Kotz last night. I dunno if that will affect my grade or not.

chave is Belgian for squirrel.

Pee-pee fuck: it'd turn me the fuck on, while cementing my ass up would signifficantly decrease my chances of buggery. Would you rather eat a pizza covered with pubes or role around naked in stinging nettles? I've been watching Dirty Sanchez...

Okay, I got the Madvillain album the other day (and mighty fine it is too) when I heard the following lyric (from Great Day): "Looky here, it's just the way the cookie tear Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year" This got me thinking about songs which have nothing to do with wrestling, but have wrestling lyrics in them. For example, from Outkasts Southernplayalisticaddilacmusic: "Time to drop these bows, like Dusty Rhodes Then I yell ho" And from, ahem, Limp Bizkits 9 Teen 90 Nine: "You wanna be down with the G shock! Fuck the glam rock! Assed out like Ken Shamrock" So, does anyone else have any examples of random wrestling references in otherwise non-wrestling songs?

Soma

Did it show the Eugene segment? I haven't got to see it yet.