Show #1
Dark Match
Jimmy Jacobs won a Come As You Are Men's Royal Rumble(Aries, Shellye, Claudio, Delirious, Trik Davis, Danny Daniels, Brad Bradley, Sydal, Dan Lawrence, Bryce Benjamin, Jacobs), Fun match. (EDIT: "It was a fun little match, it wasn't meant to mean anything. Claudio did a European Elbow with a pillow for example. Aries came out to the match from the restroom zipping his pants up".)
From what I heard the announcer would count down the entries every 30 seconds and make a BUZZ sound when it was time to come out. Aries came out with TP on his shoe, and ran back to the bathroom after being eliminated. Jacobs won when he was the last entry and everyone else was already eliminated.
Match 1 - Shantelle Taylor def. Tiana Ringer. Just heard her announced as winner & didn't get to see anything but the last seconds of the match
Match 2 - Team Blondage def. Cindy Rogers & Nikki Roxx with a roll-up and help from other partner outside of the ring holding her hand for leverage. Not sure which one got the pin (they both look alike to me, as do Lacey & Rain). Also, it may have been the lights, but Nikki Roxx looked almost like an albino with her white-ish blonde hair and extremely white skin. And I thought I don't get outside enough. Anyways, decent match but nothing special. I was a little disappointed at this point, but that was about to change with the next match
Match 3 - Ariel def. Rain with a Diamond-Cutter like move. Lots of stiff chops (esp. from Ariel) in this one. Very good match, 2nd or 3rd best of the night.
Match 4 - Lexie Fyfe def. Christie Ricci. Missed the start as I was in the washroom. Solid match overall with some stiff offense from Fyfe.
Match 5 - MsChif def Cheerleader Melissa. Lots of stiff action in this one with some unique holds by Melissa. She had MsChif trapped in some kind of Bow & Arrow type submission move, with MsChif down on the mat, and pulled MsChif's leg back far enough that she was able to hit her on the head with her own boot!!! AMAZING!!! Also, Melissa put her in a stretch move on the outside on the guardrail. Mschif's back was bent across the guardrail for about a minute or more & this looked sick!!! In one of the very few high-risk moves of the night, MsChif slightly botched a springboard moonsault off the second rope when she almost slipped through the ropes, regained her balance, did the moonsault & caught Melissa in the head with her knee. 2nd or 3rd best match of the night.
Match 6 - Allison Danger def. Beth Phoenix. Some comedy spots in this one. I didn't even know it was Danger until she was introduced as she looks & acts totally different than in ROH, more of a fun babyface. Decent match.
Match 7 - Sara Del Ray vs. Mercedes Martinez went to a 20 min. draw. They shook hands & hugged after the match. MUST SEE / MATCH OF THE NIGHT...nuff said.
Match 8 - Daizee Haze def. Lacey. Another solid match. Crowd seemed split as some fans booed Daizee obviously because of her turn on Gen-Next the night before. She was playing the babyface & was slapping the hands of the fans at ringside until someone yelled "You screwed Matt". She just looked at him, with a dumbfounded look, and replied "Who?". Funny. Because of the split crowd you had people chanting both "DAIZEE" & "LACEY" at the same time, making it impossible to tell who was getting the most chants as they both sound the same.
Intermission
Show # 2
Match 1 - Cindy Rogers def. Krissy Vaine. Chants for Rogers "We Love Buns". She even did a BUTT bump & a corner BUTT splash for the fans during the match. Decent match, nothing special.
Match 2 - Nikki Roxx def. Lexie Fyfe. Good match but some jackoff in the crowd kept yelling out smart-ass comments about Fyfe's big BUTT like "Thunderthighs" and "Your ass looks like a waterbed" plus more. While funny at first, it started to annoy me & others as he yelled out more fat comments her way & it pretty much ruined the match for me. I hope they can edit his stupid-ass comments from the DVD so he won't get any more of the attention he so desperately wanted to attain.
Match 3 - Christie Ricci def. Amber O'Neal. Ok match. The same jackoff kept yelling through this one calling O'Neal "Paris Hilton wannabe" & she replied "Paris Hilton wants to be me". He finally shut up after yelling out one more stupid comment "Amber, does the rug match the curtains?". O'Neal had a temper tantrum after the loss.
Match 4 - Cheerleader Melissa & Tiana Ringer def. Shantelle Taylor & Ariel. Very good match as Ariel & Cheerleader Melissa are awesome again. Another rare high-risk spot as Shantelle & Ariel do a double superplex on Ringer as Melissa powerbombs both of them off the 2nd rope.
Match 5 - Allison Danger def. Rain. Crowd was mostly behind Rain in this one. A good match with some excellent submission moves by Rain. Rain was limping after the match & the ref was helping her then eventually he just picked her up & carried her away in his arms....awwwww, how sweet.
Match 6 - Beth Phoenix def. MsChif. Phoenix does some comedy spots as she is afraid to get in the ring with MsChif at first. She even goes to ringside and asks some guys to protect her from MsChif. I tried to start a "MsChif's gonna kill you" chant, but it was almost impossible getting chants started in this crowd. Only clapping seemed to be catching on. Decent match, but not nearly as good as Mschif's match against Melissa earlier. Phoenix did lay some nasty chops on MsChif just below her throat area.
Match 7 - Lacey vs. Daizee Haze vs. Sara Del Ray vs. Mercedes Martinez.
Lacey was eliminated first, can't remember who got the pin.
Daizee Haze def. Mercedes Martinez
Sara Del Ray def. Daizee Haze
Sara Del Ray was the winner of the four-way elimination match.
