The Ill One

Prolly not. You're best bet is getting alongside his car and drive-bying the shit out of it. Oh and where are the alledged "export" car list like there is in GTA III? Or was I misinformed?

Don't make me channel Jay Dawg, that means there's at least 792 urinal pucks.

I bet Army will bite the bullet from Antwon when things go array and Vic comes to Shane's rescue. Something along those lines, Shane either high tails it or Vic keeps him on an insanely tight leash. I'd much rather see Shane getting killed but I doubt it'll happen. I still think that preview for next week's was insanely good and it should be a great episode.

So can we just kind've go wild on the arena's decor?

*Scloop slam and zippers pants* I think it's time we address any of the discussed issues in Tom's recently bumped thread.

*Begins hoarding medical insurance* That's right bitch.

You know there's only a handful of people left that opinions have universal, voice-from-the-heavens value to them. I'm far from one of these people but I think it's time something to an extent of this is said. So try to keep that in mind 'fore you disregard it because of mistakes I've made, stupidity I've exercised, and cheap shots for the sake of cheap shots. I realize, recognize this and that's great. Guilty of one of the three, different issues, or being "perfect" doesn't make any difference here. Nobody is excluded from this because it's not criticism. There are people here who have been around longer than I have but at the same time I joined when I was twelve. I hardly knew wrestling and never had heard of an e-federation... but I posted a topic more or less asking what this was. Immediately I came off as "slow." Then of course I then joined as "Midjit" then "Midget" and finally ditched him for Insane Luchador. But this isn't an autobiography here. But if somebody came in here now-a-days they would be probably be picked away in a Cutthroat fashion. Whereas back there it was a bit more subtle. Keep that in mind. It could be argued that the crowd was different, the focus was different, but really this federation has always had competitive, goofy, dicks, apathetic, sympathetic, sincere, smart, stupid, funny, bitter, and sensitive people. Again the federation has always had the competitive edge to it. But nothing like it has gotten to now. Back in the day there was a real "improv", spur-of-the-moment way in the federation. Feuds weren't planned as much as just sparked then went from there. Not in all cases but a lot of people can agree to that. Things were taken more lightly but at the same time, there was still a serious side to the federation. Threads would be cluttered with great posts that now are seen as "off-topic" and "unwarranted." Shit, we had a whole thread (actually a few as time went by) for sitcoms. So there were threads that were oriented to being goofy about it. But things were so much lighter, so much more community love if you will. Jokes, for the most part, weren't taken seriously. It was all in good fun. The loose feeling to the federation is what made it have the spark that was so addictive. Because we are a community, we do spend a good amount of time interacting with each other, and like in "real" life there's always going to be people you won't like. That's natural but that doesn't mean it warrants a damper for the rest of us. We really need to consider letting things being lightened up. Not to the point where there's not a feel but honestly- if we stray off topic, does it truly matter? If you feel like somebody's getting an unfair advantage, shot, being held down, whatever- bring it up with the markers if you have to. Please don't make it public and have the whole federation either getting involved or squirming uncomfortably. Don't get me wrong, this federation is still fun. But this is all just food-for-thought. Disagree, agree, it's all fine.

Maybe I'm a pussy but I think a little girl getting shot was a good start for a shocker. Shane sucks at this. "I think they just packed up and moved, coke houses move all the time." Oh fuck it's good to see Lemmy step up and confront Shane. Edit: Ho-ly shit that was the best preview for an episode I've seen. I'm pumped because all of this shit is finally coming to a head.

Yeah and Bo wrote erotica novels in promo form.

Way to put it back on topic Raynor! I heard that game is also insanely addicting.

Roar motherfucker!

I don't know if we have the capacity to do it. Those were golden. *Scoop slam*

I wouldn't doubt it. I know I was sketchy about the height but I don't think ('sides Dagda but that never happened) I ever broke the 208 mark. Either way it doesn't matter since it's not something the opponents incorporate into their matches. Those are the ones that get read. Edit: Fuck the weight thing, IL was prolly 225 or something at a given point. Oh and God bless the booming threads that have no content, reminds me of the good ole' days. Edit Squared: Drea, come back as Flink. But not any old Flink. Ready for this? Flink in a penguin suit~! LOLZ!!!!

Oh and if you happen to come across Raynor's escaped midget test dummies then I'd adore a dozen of those. IL needs to learn how to wrestle on somebody.

...He did? He's still a growing boy, damn it!

Damn it! There goes my original ending.

Really? Right now Egypt's hassling me and it's on the verge of going against the Senate. Which isn't too good because I'm so wide spread out because I was attempting to take out Briton and the Germanic tribes. Edit: For whatever reason RTW is starting to just freeze up and crash. Which has really screwed me over a few times, plus it's frustrating.

Oh God. That was as bad as Edwin's heel turn. *Ducks for cover* Edit: Yeah IL was 195 for the longest time then 155... must've loved his ex-lax. I wanted him to come off as an average Joe but instead he was a walking pole. So, uh, yeah. Edit Squared: I'd have to look back and check but Midjit was originally around 5'4, 5'5"

Man you could be like old school Jay Dawg and have your computer crash, causing the World Title scene to halt for months on end! But with Angel you can be the focus of every main event then disappear. Oh man that'd rock the cabash. Yeah Galatea's too cool and he's still searching for Thor. No, not the "my IQ is beyond a genius off this internet site" Thor.

Bring back Suicide! Oh wait, he actually committed suicide... go for Sheep. Or Exploding Chicken.

Wouldn't doubt it, he'd spend 140k on just entrances.

Yeah show some respect for Mayor McCheese the crucified-but-not-really 'cause then almost year(s) later swerve it wasn't really him being crucified. Ketchup does wonders when you're hovering above the ring, apparently.

In retrospect I never should of named a character who isn't too great at aerial and not Mexican a "luchador." I've given up on the 'e' in "luchadore" and the 'a' instead of an 'e' in "rickman." That's also what I get from having my name resemble Alan Rickman. I should've stuck with Luchawhore, honestly. Regardless here's my list- -Mexican midget who can pull a tequila worm from his mouth out his nostrils. -Hunt down ELM and roll him up in a Mexican flag. I need to eat him in hope to consume his powers. He'd be delicious in cajun. After that, I'm all good.

I guess that joke was inevitable eventually. But actually reading over the card again that's a hell of a card. Every match seems like it'll be good. Good luck to all.

So didn't people predict it'd be a liberal pope, this guy's a steadfast conversative. I don't really care for him either but, hey, he's already towards dying... right? My greatest sorrow is now the Daily Show can't use the "Pope Secret" screen.