The Ill One

I just got my stats posted and may I say thank you Johnny for making the website. I really like the format with the roster too. It's definitely a good one and I've been around for God knows how many attempts at other websites. (Spike, you lazy bastard).

Awesome, thanks man.

Just recently I began to get into CZW but I feel like I've just skimmed the surface. So far here are the matches I have- Cage of Death 5 (some crazy spots made me actually look into CZW more) Gage vs Hatred- 200 Light tubes Justice Pain vs Nick Mondo M-Dogg 20 vs Josh Prohibition- Ladders and tables Ric Blade vs Nick Mondo- Barbed Wire Ladder (fun match, I enjoyed it a lot) Mondo vs JC Bailey- Ladders and Light Tubes (first CZW match I ever saw) Mondo vs Zandig- 2 out of 3 Light Tube Cabins (Holy. Shit.) Bailey vs Dutt- Ladder match As we speak I'm watching Mondo versus Wifebeater with the ring surrounded with light tubes. So basically I'm not watching this for the best quality matches, technically sound (somewhat a given) but it's not like I can just watch two heavyweights smack each other forever with various objects. That gets dull quick. So having said that, does anyone have any suggestions as to what I should grab next? A good CZW fansite? Thanks.

Unforgiven- When Eastwood finally takes a swig of the booze and you know he's riding into town to fuck them up. Reservior Dogs- Mr. Blonde dancing to "Stuck in the Middle With You" while casually trying to ignite a cop on fire... only to get a clip emptied into him by Mr. Orange. Fight Club- I adored the Durden snap with the laughter, spewing blood everywhere. But the part I "marked" out for was when he gets carried over to the side to talk. As he sits down he grabs his limp leg and slings it over to cross his legs. Godfather- When Sunny gets whacked at the tollbooth by seemingly endless bullets. The Usual Suspects- When Spacey loses the limp and comes into a confident stride to walk away free. Se7en- Finding out what was inside the box. American History X- The curb stomping. Braveheart- The final "freedom" scream and then everybody's reaction. Strangers On A Train- The fight at the merry-go-round. Groundhog's Day- When he keeps running into the guy who recongizes him then during one of the run-ins he just nails the guy in the face. Classic. The Untouchables- When Ness meets Capone and his entourage just to strike down the first guy to get in his way followed by the confrontation.

Also it was Toxxic's style and had so many SWF references (which he loves to throw in there) oh, and Kibs' lawn.

Oh I wish that could be mine. I that match.

Oh Jesus that Calvinball had me laughing the whole time. If that isn't a five star classic, I don't know what is.

Urgh, I got to the final mission only to miss Sweet by milliseconds when he got his fingers stomped on... then accidently hitting him and the game glitching because it sent him a good hundred yards. Once the coolness of the visual wore off, I was pretty upset. Now I'm going to try again and hope for the best.

I'm also at the part of expanding your "hood." It's starting to become pretty routine and slightly annoying. But, ah well, the riot is kind've amusing.

Yeah I'm right on the verge of that and it should be pretty cool. Saint Mark Biastro could of been a lot cooler, should of been a lot cooler, but still it was enjoyable.

Hey, I'm trying to do Intensive Care but the game always freezes when I try to drop off Johnny. Anybody else have the problem or a solution?

Oh and I wrote a hardcore Ball Crawl and Mall Brawl too.

Well, actually, Dagda's my old creation I never showed with. So, uh, yeah, there's not even a competition really, but have fun writing man.

I'm still in High School and prolly will miss the atomosphere and people once I graduate... but preschool is where it's at.

It's not double duty, Dagda's becoming the new jobber for the fed. Oh and damn it for waiting on Dace's match.

Phft, I'm also wrapping it up, don't worry. You might go into cardiac arrest but it's clocking in around 9.5k... exactly where I'd hope it'd end.

Grunge is here. So come to chat and stuff.

3k with tonight and tomorrow is going to be where I churn out the actual content. Whoo for showing.

'Cause "You know you want to II: The Electric Boolagoo" wouldn't fit. THE CARD TOTAL ELIMINATION MATCH SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Nice stipulation but I'll go with Toxxic for the retain. It'll be close and it should be a good match. HARDCORE MATCH SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. the Insane Luchador ~Man if he's beat Dace, Francis, and Carnage who the hell am I to be an exception? Cortez with the retain. "FUCK REVOLUTION ZERO" GRUDGE MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins v. Sean Davis ~Flip a coin because it could go either way. DOUBLE THE TITLES, DOUBLE THE (CAGED) PLEASURE SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Wildchild and ??? v. Jay Hawke and Scott Pretzler (SWF Cruiserweight Champion) ~A helluva' match and I'll go with Hawke and Pretzler to win by a smidge. SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF USJL Champion) v. Austin Sly ~Austin Sly to snag the USJL.

-Flesher and Maddix verbally clash. Reveals the total elimination stip, not too shabby. Solid promo. -Wild and Dangerous drama continues and JD refuses to comment. Cool let's see how the tension continues to build. -Hawke and Pretzler as a team is pretty joygasmic. Nice match with the ending being pretty sudden but still definitely works. Like the bit with Hawke snatching the title away then handing it back. Ruh-oh. "Smooth. Shiny. Majestic." Sounds like the next shampoo commercial, eh? -Who the fuck is Insane Luchador? -...What, no manatee, Galatea, or Thug (the raging female, not raging black man)? Fo' shame. -I don't blame JD for having a cigarette that nicotine gum is foul. Two talk things over then gets hostile with WC getting his point across. Johnny bails away in the limo and now reality sets in. The situation just keeps getting worse. -Toxxic's worried about Spike. He wants to have a fair fight but has Revolution Zero in reserve just in case Spike doesn't want such a fair fight. Cool. -Awesome. I loved the start of the match with Spike charging and getting a beat down going. Muahahaha I love the red tape line followed by a reminder of King's history. Chairshot, DQ, Zero comes charging out, and Spike bails. I'd bail too if I saw Davis with a bat. Nice ending since it follows everything that's been going on. Spike gets his point across to Toxxic and Revolution Zero. FADE OUT

Awesome card. Good luck to all.

Well done Toxxic and I'm hooked on this. It's such a refreshing approach for Toxxic to straight out tell his plans but reminding it rings true.

Where's the fun in that. The things we do for the federation...

Yeah, a better approach would be to PM Taamo because now it looks rather foolish. We're already up against foot fetishes, websites, child insults, and a vast array of stupidity that makes Cutthroat seem like a savior of writing. So let's try to stay united and not, though I'm sure it wasn't intentional, make an ass out of each other.

THE MAIN EVENT INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez ~Now this is a delicious match up. I'll go with Cortez because Maddix claims he's been in a funk and Cortez keeps bringing the quality. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. "The Franchise" Mak Francis Special Guest Commentator: Toxxic © ~I'll go with Mak. Cruiserweight Rules Non-Title Match Alan Clark vs. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler © ~I think Scott Pretzler will snag the win. The kid's on fire. Wildchild © vs. Sean Davis ~It's a toss up but I'll go with WC. OPENING BOUT "The Dean of Professional Wrestling" Jay Hawke vs. Danny Dagda ~The Dean to take the win.