The Ill One

Underdog. His cameo in that recent credit card commercial makes me jump with glee.

Let's just have a whole show with Toxxic as the guest announcer!

You know if you're going to post a short reply in these threads you might as well post some predictions. (Not towards you, Zack, but to all). Therefore instead of copying and pasting predictions- B-U-M-P I "Hey aren't I ripping off of HVT right now aaannnddd jobbing to Hawke in hopes to get extra plugs" L

I second whoever mentioned Dead Kennedy's "Kill the Poor." That chorus is insanely catchy too.

You've been around for a while man and I truly hope you can find the time to come back some time later. I'll never forget you fooling Jayson G into thinking you were dead in a car accident or when you first captured that sweet World Gold. Have a good time at the SWF retirement center and try to stick around.

Shit, it's sad to see you go. But Raynor's right, they always come back. Good luck with whatever you do, man.

God, I'm immature. Anyway any cool/weird/wacky/unique stipulation match would be awesome or maybe just a straight up hardcore match.

MAIN EVENT LUMBERJACK MATCH Sacred© vs Alan Clark (LUMBERJACKS: Mak Francis, Toxxic) ~Sacred. TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Wild and Dangerous© vs Royal Order ~Wild and Dangerous. MALL BRAWL VI USJL TITLE BOUT Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© vs Sean Davis vs Austin Sly vs Carnage vs Ebony ~I'll go with Maddix or Davis. NO GRAVITY MATCH CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE BOUT Spike Jenkins© vs Manson ~Spike HARDCORE TITLE MATCH "The Urban Legend" Todd Cortez© vs Danny Dagda ~Cortez. SINGLES MATCH "The Critic" Scott Pretzler vs Kaine ~Scott Pretzler.

Well here's the link to the quiz, rather long but entertaining, to learn your most dark, deepest fetishes... or to reinforce your known ones. I remember the last one had an insane number of voyeurism, furries, and rape fantasies (well, Aecas). http://monetsgarden.net/fquiz/fetishquiz.html

You prefer only females for sex partners. You become aroused when you reveal information about yourself, or perform a sex act in a public or semi-public setting. Your mouth is a sacred area that houses a variety of sensations and desires for you. You enjoy having things in your mouth, and you enjoy teasing your tongue with a variety of different stimulation. What else can be said? You enjoy getting yourself off. Don't we all? Dominant (1 out of 5) Submissive (1 out of 5) Voyeurism (3 out of 6) Clothing (1 out of 5) Feet (0 out of 4) Spanking (1 out of 5) Bondage (0 out of 3) Humiliation (2 out of 7) Sensation (1 out of 8) Anal (0 out of 4) Exhibitionism (4 out of 5) Sleep (0 out of 7) Medical (0 out of 7) Training (0 out of 4) Food (1 out of 4) Bodyfluids (1 out of 7) Roleplaying (0 out of 6) Oral (3 out of 4) Objects (0 out of 5) Strangers (0 out of 4) Rape (0 out of 4) Groups (1 out of 3) Gagging (1 out of 4) Watersports (0 out of 5) Crushing (0 out of 5) Bestiality (0 out of 3) Fisting (0 out of 5) Finger sucking (0 out of 4) Toe sucking (0 out of 3) Masturbation (2 out of 3) Asphyxiation (1 out of 4)

That's a very joygasmic card, for very many reasons. Good luck to all and here's hoping to all of us showing!

Damn, I was really banking on it being you. Ah, well.

I'm throwing in a vote for it being Outcast.

I was around when Fury was kickin' it Clan in the ML. Ha, I said kicking it. Happy birthday man.

I bet he'd like some of Wu-Tang Clan. Not to hijack the thread, but uh, I don't feel the need to create a new thread. What is some good threatening, "hardcore", abusive rap? The "hardest of the hard" if you will.

So I was playing Zero's first mission and after the planes stopped coming and the timer ran down it didn't freeze (I could still aim and shoot) but absolutely nothing else happened. Did I miss something?

Sorry, apparently I got dragged into the thread because my "rebellion" sense tingled. In all seriousness- good promo... *Clears throat* http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=65911

I loved Marlboro Reds until I realized it's much like sucking in exhaust. Kamel Reds are my brand of choice.

I don't get the "boys in their high heels" line from Sandy. But I never finished listening to that song.

Hell, I don't feel the need to make a new thread for it. So how's everybodies word count coming, who's no-showing the Clusterfuck, who's all ready but needs to type their fingers to bloody stubs tomorrow? I'm currently slaving away at my Clusterfuck, not quite with Ash gusto, and I'm around 1.2k (due to an unfornature computer crash yet it sucked anyway), luckily later tonight and tomorrow are all free time. How about you guys?

Nice, as always, I really enjoyed the dialouge because it was pretty recongizable- wasn't over-the-top or anything. Also leaves me curious but Clusterfuck's not the longest time away... so I should get back to my match. But this promo was definitely worth the quick break.

I'd want an industrial snowblower if I was stuck in a snowblower. I guess a lotta' beer and piss works too. "My liver and kidneys hurt..."

My ringtone is "Black Dog" in beeps and it's undeniably adorable.

Correctly guessing the first elimination; Danny Dagda Correctly guessing the winner of the Clusterfuck; Landon Maddix Correctly guessing the “Iron Man” of the Clusterfuck (in the ring the longest): Johnny Dangerous Correctly guessing who will be in the ring for the shortest amount of time: Danny Dagda Correctly guessing who has the most eliminations: Stryke Correctly guessing who will be the last person eliminated before the final three: Spike Jenkins Correctly guessing who is pinned to end the match; Todd Cortez Correctly guessing the final three; Landon Maddix, Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez Correctly guessing the number of no-shows for Clusterfuck; 16 no-shows.

Well my parents were young enough to hear Bruce Springsteen in high school and they are both from New Jersey sssooo I may actually be the Boss' illegitimate child. But Bruce has grown on me... my favorite songs- "For You" "Backstreets" (Am I the only one to adore this song?) "Spirit In the Night" "Badlands" "Born to Run" "The River" "Rosalita" "Thunder Road"