The Ill One

MAIN EVENT SIX-MAN MADNESS~! Toxxic, Tom Flesher, and Ace Lezaire vs. Nathanial Kibagami, Dace Night, and Ryan Dustin ~Christ'ums! I gotta' be honest... Toxxic/Flesher/Ace is joygasmic to me. IMMEDIATE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN OF DOOM FOR THE ICTV TITLE~! Janus vs. Johnny Dangerous ~Janus. MYSTERIOUS MAN CONTINUES TRAIL OF DEATH… OR DOES HE~!? “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Masked Man ~Williams, close call. FOUR-WAY ELIMINATION NO-DQ WACKINESS FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE NO. 1 CONTENDERSHIP~! Crow vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs. Todd Cortez ~Backin' the Fuckin' Bird! FOLLOW-UP FRAY~! David Blazenwing vs. Insane Luchador ~Blazenwing. But I've decided to show... having said that, Blazenwing. OPENING ONSLAUGHT~! Tryst vs. Munich ~Munich!

I remember that show! God this brings back memories *rocks back and forth in chair while smoking pipe* Damn I wanted Legend of the Hidden Temple, too.

Oh I despise D12 with every fiber of my being but that song and video is pretty funny while being catchy. No harm done since it's not meant to be taken seriously. Now not by any stretch of the imagination are Rancid decent artists, let alone great, but their new stuff... At least Out Comes the Wolves and Let's Go were totally fine albums when you're in the mood for some Rancid. Speaking of Rancid, Operation Ivy's drunken cover of "Louie Louie" as if it wasn't hard enough to make any sense of the song.

Rear Window (Personal favorite) Casablanca (respect, bitches) It's A Wonderful Life Fight Club (Yeah yeah yeah, ready to catch heat for that) Se7en?

"This is the one incoherent, filler episode of the Shield yet! When the team plays Scrabble together and it gets intense who will keep their cool- and who will have the meltdown?" Anyway pretty good episode as Dutch gets closer and closer. Still hasn't been a bad episode. Sucks I have to wait a week.

*Rabblerabblerabble* My favorites are bumped out! *Rabblerabblerabble* Pulp Fiction Reservoir Dogs

Spiders the most.

Oh, so you want to be Irish? I'd wanna be some sort of writer, preferably fiction.

I'm getting into boxing a bit more and it'd be really cool if you could point me in the direction of the some of the most classic matches. I've seen a lot of recent and whatever is on ESPN on Friday Night Fight (I'm actually starting boxing soon but I digress). So I think some of the older classics or "mandatories" would be awesome- links too if possible, since Kazaa isn't the best. Oh and my favorite match I've ever seen is Hearns versus Hagler, by far.

(Yes I read this post nearly 26 days later). Crusen, that hurts! I have no clue what you are talking about. Yeah, I'm pretty bad about that. But, uh, you could unban me, that'd be dandy. Swell too, among a lot of other things.

They also have an uncanny talent to know where exactly to hit for the nut shot.

I was actually playing "Schism" while I read this. Which isn't my favorite or the best song of theirs, but overall for me- Tool's a pretty good band. Not anywhere close to obsessive over them or A Perfect Circle but I really enjoy the few times I play all of Aenima or Lateralus. I don't mind the distortion, I don't listen too in depth for most my music, so a good ole' session of Tool for me is always real nice.

Awesome, thanks for all the suggestions. Since I'll be starting boxing soon here's some more specific questions- Who's the quickest fighter? Who throws the best punches (form)? What are the most heated (legit hatred) confrontations or bouts? I've seen the Lewis and Tyson incident and wondering what other type of conferences has had that type of incident. Oh yeah and any great links to any boxing sites would be awesome. Huge thanks.

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In defense of my age group (well a bit younger), most 8th graders can put together a more well written piece. (Then again you'd be amazed at the stupidity of my fellow 9th grade peers- the concept they're there, their, to, two, too just isn't present. But teenagers are meant to be dumb, like me). Yeah I've read some and, well, 411 "columnists" aren't the greatest.

Top Five For Being Pseudo-Depressed Acoustic Version- 5) Nirvana-"All Apologies" 4) Radiohead- "Creep" 3) Bruce Springsteen (Shut up, my parents are obsessive with him and I bet I'm his child due to my mom's worship of "the boss" )- "The River" 2) Nirvana- "About a Girl" 1) U2- "Sunday Bloody Sunday" (The one U2 song I like and I stumbled upon the acoustic concert version on Kazaa).

...I can't- bbbuuuuttt... *Casually slips back into Dace's locker room* VVVRRROOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Good luck to all and nice card, I must admit.

MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH Janus/Landon Maddix vs. Danny Williams/Alan Clark ~Ooohhh, fun one here. I'll go with Williams and Clark. BEST-OF-FIVE SERIES UWF-i POINTS SYSTEM MATCH Dace Night (2) vs. Tom Flesher (1) ~Flesher. I also predict the stipulation and match will thoroughly confuse me. ENDLESS FOUR CORNERS MATCH The Masked Man vs. Ryan Dustin vs. Tryst vs. Jimmy Liston ~Muahahahaha, awesome stip. I'll go with TMM. RETURN SINGLES MATCH Munich vs. David Blazenwing ~Munich, I swear he isn't a bad guy. TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE ICTV TITLE Ace Lezaire vs. Mike Van Siclen vs. Johnny Dangerous ~I'm goin' say Ace. SINGLES MATCH John Duran vs. Todd Cortez ~Eck, uh, I'll go with Duran. HARDCORE MATCH Toxxic vs. Insane Luchador ~Toxxic. SINGLES MATCH Jacob Helmsley vs. Austin Sly ~Sly.

Before I edit in better comments I reassure you that you don't see where IL/Crow/Jessica is going and it isn't a battle over a woman. Not that it's insanely complex or confusing but being the ca-razy guy I am, we have a few curveballs along the way- oh and this is my last angle I run 'fore I attempt to get the fuck out of here for good so we're gonna try to make it good. On Toxxic's comment- yeah IL did seem a bit "watered down" but think of the idea that IL's crazy but he's not rocking in a corner sucking his thumb, he knows being a maniac around a girl isn't a great idea- plus it's kind've just a really dick thing for him to do. Get Jessica to think he's misunderstood, not insane. Man we could have some really kinky shit gonna' on here- More actual comments later.

Okay so due to a rather currrent situation (and being diagnosed with minor OCD, temper, and manic depression) my parents and therapist thought that going onto the 504 plan is a good idea. If you don't know exactly what it is, I didn't know 'til a bit ago either, it's a federal law that says any child with a "disability that can distract or harm their learning environment and experience" can have accomodations for a level playing field. So a kid with severe ADD could turn in late homework assignments without the usual penalties. Or one example (that's so Disney-esque I couldn't help but to smirk) a kid didn't do his homework in Keyboarding class but on every test he aced. So the teacher was going to give him a low D for it but then the plan they made earlier said homework can be excused, yadda yadda yadda, turns out his kid runs at least four fortune city websites and designs them (uses dad's name). It's not meant to be abused or used to make high school easier, and I can see how my situations could make the next year difficult to get through. Not in an emo child rant (a lot of this is my own fault) but I have three dying relatives, friend got arrested recently, I might -finally- go on probation for fighting (took them long enough but whatever), but honestly... life is alright. I try to just roll with the hits, so I can still enjoy my life. Not dwell on it and drag me down. But recently I went to the mental ward for a break down and that's when this idea was first introduced. I just don't want to seem like a kid who's all fine and just using it to breeze through high school when other kids have problems too. Schools generally try to avoid this, they lose federal money for it, and they also have a strict (hell bound to it by law) plan to follow that makes the seem more important. I personally think I need it but I don't want to face prejudice the second I get to the school because of it (if a reputation, that's different, I've been retarded in some of my decisions- but not for a clinical illness, you know?). Also it's jumping through a lot of hoops but my parents are willing. This was more of a vent but if had any experience or advice or some cheesy cliche, I'd appreicate it a lot.

...Explains all the puss coming out of me.

No man, I don't feel superior at all. I posted my IQ just to say that it's not like I'm stupid and that's why I'm flunking. Plus what was irking me wasn't a "Go get 'em tiger!" what irked me was AoO pointed out he was stoned all the time and passed. That's totally different than having depression, man. I didn't expect any real good response and I'm not saying any of this shit in a conscending way. It was dick of me to say "I'm gifted there" but what I meant was my teachers think I have a decent future, not that my teachers thought I was full of crap. Man I expected almost all negative feedback and I got what I expected and am glad for it. Man I'm not going through with it, I'm going to a tutor to see how I learn most effectively. I'm glad to hear you got your shit together, Thumbtack. But don't call me a pussy because I'm considering a possiblity for my disorder. I intend to work hard man, I truly do. Sorry to come off as such a dick.

So far I have- This Magic Moment -Misfits (exception to rule of it being "oldies"). "You're the One" The Vogues "You Were On My Mind" We Five "Cherish" Association "Still the One" Me First and the Gimme Gimmes (Yeah, anothe exception). "At Last" Etta James "Every Breath You Take" The Police (I am just ignoring the fact it's supposed to be about a stalker). "Pale Blue Eyes" Velvet Underground (My friend really likes the song and turned down low you can't tell what's going on but the nice melody). "Gloria" Them "She's the One" Ramones (Cheesy up beat punk at its best). "The Way You Look Tonight" Sinatra Next few I intend on getting, but the band names escape me at the moment. "I Think We're Alone Now" "Just The Way You Look Tonight" "Crimson and Clovers" "Darling Baby" Okay now there's this one Oldies song that if I could just recall a few verses and you could point me in the direction- I'd fuckin' worship you... or slaughter a few goats or something. My girlfriend actually reminded me of the song and I have it playing in my head but I must have the chorus fucked up, because none of the names I'm trying are working. Yeah this is really bare- "With lips so soft Kisses send me aloft" Then something with "Oh won't you hold me tight Stay with me through the night" "I'm so in love with you (whoa)" The chorus sounds like "I'm in love with you darling, yes I do (yes it's true?)" right there it could be anything, I haven't heard it since I listened to Oldies as a lil' kid. In a non-Drury fashion- thanks.

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I don't intend to coast through life hoping to have the "504 Plan" to back me up 'cause I'm all "scared" and can't handle life on my own. Man no offense and each to his own- but it wasn't my idea, my school and therapist recommended it. Not that means it justifies it, but that there's enough concern to seriously consider the idea. There's no intentions of me abusing this system, alright? To be blunt I don't give a shit if AoO was stoned or trippin'- man there's a huge difference between choosing to get stoned and getting sent to a mental hospital. I'm not using this as an excuse, I don't need an excuse, because it's not an excuse. It's a reason, I have a 134 IQ (not fab but alright and yes it was a legit test, not an on-line) so it's not like I'm a r-e-t-a-r-d. M'kay? Of course I can post here to "some sensiblity" I actually have a decent idea of how to spell and handle grammar to the point where it's tolerable (for you guys, I'm considered "gifted" there). So it's not me using it as a crutch if it sounds like it, and those points were to point out I can pass, it's my condition that's holding me back. Not a lack of work ethic or anything. Not to be a fucker to you guys or anything but I didn't post here for a lecture that I can't really say I give a flying fuck about if you passed through it or whatever. That's fine and dandy for you, I don't need your success stories shoved down my throat in the manner of "you're a pussy, work hard." I don't intend to end up with no job, the plan was supposed to go for one year or semester, tops. After that little tirade- Anyway after mauling over some of the thoughts, no selling the posts to be honest 'til I made a decision, and I won't be going through with it. Instead the teachers, principal, my parents, and I will have a meeting on the first week of school to make slight changes in case of something serious enough happening to warrant the excused assignment or whatever.