The Ill One

Raynors finisher that he used on a Mexican midget/red boobs~! But still who'd win the fight- Mr. G or the Elk? Just more ex-Carnies and Elk memories.

Someone raped a horse? Oh gross! *Nervously whistles and walks away*

MAIN EVENT INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION TITLE MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs "Coyote" Coy West ~Matthews. YES THERE HAD TO BE A WACKY STIP MATCH Ann "Ichiban" Onita vs Landon Maddix ~Uuuhhh, Maddix. CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH Wildchild© vs Todd Royal ~WC~! NON- TITLE MATCH Aecas vs Sacred ~Flip a coin. USJL #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs Johnny Dangerous ~JD. HARDCORE TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Toxxic vs Jacob Helmsley ~Jake. SINGLES MATCH Janus vs John Duran ~Janus. SINGLES MATCH Aidan Redmond vs Insane Luchadore ~Adian. Haven't shown yet and no intentions here.

*Marks out for "guest appearances"* Flik: I don't remember which match you're talking about but I figure we didn't show I was prolly stuck with Payne ("You write your stuff, man?" "OH YEAH~! Best match ever!" "...Good..." "Man, this match will get me bumped!" Half an hour later he'd chase birdies until he'd no-showed). Does anybody have the ML Dance-Off they could post? There's no way we can't discuss old times without a little ML pride. Oh and the Clan taking Fury and making him carve in his girlfriend's chest his name. Oh and Vlad, Wilson's ringer.

*Hangs head in shame* Midjit. Plague. *Pauses*

Fever makin' me trip~! (Or is it the PCP?) MAIN EVENT TAG TEAM MATCH Dace Night, Ann "Ichiban" Onita and Charlie "Grappler" Matthews vs Todd Royal, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix and Va'aiga ~Team FACE. HARDCORE TITLE MATCH John Duran© vs Aecas ~(Y)! Aecas. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs ??? ~MVS, since "???'s" are either lethal or duds. But since it's right before the PPV, I figure it might be lethal. Either way I'm rooting for MVS. TWO FALLS MATCH, TRIPLE THREAT USJL TITLE/ICTV #1 CONTENDERSHIP Sacred© vs "Coyote" Coy West vs Janus ~Oooohhh, if there was a three-sided coin I'd flip it. But there's not so I'll go with Sacred to retain. SINGLES MATCH Johnny Dangerous vs Alan Clark ~Clark. SINGLES MATCH Aidan Redmond vs Toxxic ~Toxxic. SINGLES MATCH Jake Helmsely vs Insane Luchadore Special Guest Commentator: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~I'm on a roll (of no-showing). I haven't shown for one match, but I will for this match, dammit! Having said that, Jake wins.

Yeah I had to no-show due to bad timing, a head cold (I am no TNT), and some poor time management. But what I read was nice and I'm digging Clark vs HVT. Charles also wrote a nice match and put Annie over well. But I figured that Main Event would have been perfect for JD, guess not. (Over-board? Yeah).

Falls Count Anywhere Match Toxxic v. Manson v. Mike Van Siclen ~M! V! S! Singles Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF United States / Junior League Championship "Coyote" Coy West v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston ~Coyote. Tag Team Match for the #1 Contendership to the SWF Tag Team Championship "The House of Todd" (Todd Royal & Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix) v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins & Jacob Helmsley ~House of Todd. Singles Match for the SWF United States / Junior Leage Championship Sacred © v. Insane Luchador ~Sacred. Singles Match for the SWF Cruiserweight Championship WildChild © v. Alan Clark ~I mark like crazy for both, so no prediction. Singles Match for the Intercontinental-Television Championship Charlie "Grappler" Matthews © v. Annie "Ichiban" Onita ~Grapplah, but I'm rooting for Annie. Main Event Barbed Wire Cell Timebomb Deathmatch for the SmartMarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship Va'aiga © v. Dace Night ~Even though I understand this isn't real (should that be labeled as spoiler?) anyway, I'm going with DACE F'ING NIGHT! But Christ'ums I love just the thought of this match.

"MAIN EVENT" SINLGES MATCH, NON-TITLE (Special Ringside Enforcer: Charlie "Grappler" Matthews) "The Notorious" John Duran© vs Dace Night ~Ssswwweeet, Dace. LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, SINGLES MATCH Wildchild© vs Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Oooohhh, sweet match but WC to win. HARDCORE TITLE NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP, CAGE MATCH Manson vs Aecas vs Insane Luchadore ~Aecas. SINGLES MATCH "Coyote" Coy West vs Todd Royal ~Coy but Royal could pull it off. USJL TITLE, TRIPLE IMPACT MATCH Sacred© vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Sacred. SINGLES MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs Jacob Helmsely ~M! V! S! Man, talk about history though. SINGLES MATCH, LHW NO.1 CONTENDERSHIP Alan Clark vs Toxxic ~Alan Clark. If you want the free cookies go beat up a little kid with cookies or steal.

I wouldn't trust fifteen year olds either. But anyway I personally think the stabbing is just as bad because at the age of fourteen you should know, maybe not completely understand how bad it is, but grasp that you don't f'ing stab people. Especially to death. Comparing this with Tate I'd say this is worse just because he brought the weapon, repeatedly did it... plus pounding the shit out of someone isn't as obvious way you think of death as stabbing is. Don't get me wrong both are hideous. I figure somebody will get Tate and this kid here better get a long sentence filled with ass rapings and beat downs. *Hums "End of the World as We Know It.*

Hey man, I was there for the Green Ranger turn!

*Marks out* Nice card Zed and that power rangers icon is sending me trippin' back into the good old days.

Expecting something more along the furry line of thought, Muzz? ...Janus... you are a sick, twisted fuck (I've avoided every furry picture 'sides that one because curiousity) *gags.* You'd be coughing up furballs for days.

I am Andrew's complete lack of surprise. Actually I figure some will happen real soon around here the way things are going. But yeah, schools need to figure out what to do. I seriously doubt there was no rumors about any of this happening, maybe the teachers need to listen in and warn others (that's what happens at my school since we've had ten or so fights). This generation, what's left, is gonna fuck up this world.

God I love that book. I rarely re-read books but I can read over and over. My friend, who lent me American Gods, also gave me Stardust. I enjoyed it and all, but I don't really like fantasy. That's probably why American Gods surprised me, the general concept, the dialouge, characters, and in-depth thoughts (maybe I think too much into the religious references). Any other books that he's written like American Gods that I could enjoy as much? (I've heard of Neverwhere).

No-showing. Hey, I reached 7k and it was pretty damn good since I'm a social slut with a nasty cold (I am no TNT afterall). Meh.

I'd like to see them also, GSMS. My notes are, well, bare. Heh I'm flipping coins to see if Eel punches everybody out or HVT just tosses everybody out then finishes what he started.

Bueller. Too many quotes I still use today to vote it over Breakfast Club.

A big, fat zero. But I actually got sick last night so I have all the time today, meh, I've got shit actually pre-plannd and that's the second time I've ever done that. So yah!

I dunno, I just need a line. -- CLUSTERFUCK 2004 AN SWF PAY-PER-VIEW EXTRAVAGANZA! Sunday February 1st, matches due at 8 pm! Live from the Gund Arena in Cleveland, Ohio! Theme song “Only the Strong" by Flaw! FEATURING… "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs. The Wildchild ~I don't know but I think I had a joygasm in my pants. Sacred vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix ~Sacred to retain. Entry order: 1. Michael Craven 2. Mike Van Siclen 3. Manson 4. Dace Night 5. "The Notorious" John Duran 6. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins 7. Aecas 8. The Memphis Eel 9. Jacob Helmsley 10. Xero 11. Stryke 12. Insane Luchador 13. HVT 14. "Coyote" Coy West 15. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston 16. Todd Royal 17. Janus 18. Alan Clark 19. Johnny Dangerous 20. Charlie "Grappler" Matthews ~Holy Jesus. I"ll go with HVT or Aecas with the upset. I'm rooting for Clark and Dace majorly though. "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs. Va'aiga ~OOoohh, nice, I'll go with Danny.

....I have seen the light.

OoC: Just a short, quick promo just to reflect. Not even to give character progress but just felt "right." Note I said "quick." -- www.bnhardonintrnt.com Is it really the end? Hi SJL fanatics! It’s a sad yet historical week for the SJL federation as everything slowly comes to an end. Being a SJL employee as your favorite interviewer I’ve really seen a lot and taken a lot. I feel just as upset as every single one of you do that this merger is going to occur. But you really have to see it in perspective- now all your favorite stars will be on one program where matches we never thought possible like Wildchild and Maddix could happen. But I would feel like I’m ripping off the benalcoholics if I didn’t provide you with at least one interview that reflected the IGNML/JL and the SJL. So with that thought I went and contacted the one and only Insane Luchador to give me a brief interview to give us all the memories that’s been had. Hardy: It’s great to talk to you again IL. IL: Andrew. But yeah, it’s cool to be back. Hardy: So Andrew, I was curious… IL: Actually IL sounds better. Hardy: Okay. Anyway, let’s do some ‘favorites’ for now. IL: Have at it, man. Hardy: Okay, favorite weapon. IL: Ooohhh, I’d have to say anything. I took a real liking to glass tables but those turned out to be rare. Anything that goes crunch and makes the fans happy… and the opponent hurt works for me. Hardy: Mm, creepy. Okay so who do you hate the most? IL: Of all opponents? Hardy: Yes. IL: Jesus, so many. I still feel like I could have another go at Danny Williams, we still have some unsettled business… but I respect him, I guess. I think Erek Taylor, almost weekly I wish I could face him in the ladder/cage match again. Hardy: Interesting. That was quite the match. IL: Yeah… brought some closure. Hardy: Favorite tag team partner? IL: Renegade. No doubt. Hardy: Makes sense. Destruction was always an… interesting stable… to be watching. IL: Reminds how much bullshit anarchy really is, since not having leadership in that stable killed us. Hardy: Still talking to Renegade? IL: The number’s around if I ever need a helping hand. Hardy: Cool. Favorite match? IL: I loved facing Grimedogg. That was arguably one of the most painful matches of mine though. I took a lot of abuse and, well, I lived up to my name with that killer balconysault. I’ve only used that three times and there’s never been a better rush. Hardy: Yeah, scary. What’s your favorite style to watch? IL: To watch? I guess hardcore… it’s my nature to be brutal. Hardy (Laughs): We’ve all noticed. Okay I don’t mean to hold you up. You got that special guest referee spot. IL: Yyyyeeaahhh, I had to be involved someway. Hardy: Sure. So favorite memory? IL: You suck man… uh maybe the ML Dance-Off that show was such a great way to just sum up the ML. I guess finally winning the title at Countdown to Genesis was great too. There’s too many memories both good and the ugly. Hardy: Like Afghanistan… IL (Laughs): A good example. Or just how many times I’ve came so close. Hardy: There’s been a good share of those. So one last question- your future? IL: SWF superstar, this isn’t the ending, this is just the start. This is when I’m really going to kick things into high gear. I’m finally in the SWF so lock your back doors, folks. Hardy: Very IL of you. Alright thanks and have fun at the last show. IL: Yeah, sure. Later.

The "Why the hell not" edition. 1. "The Gaunlet" Dropkick Murphys (Seems to be the "theme" song of my friends and I). 2. "Riot" Nasum (Because I recently just got my first taste of Grindcore and harder metal). 3. "Pandemonic Hyperblast" Anaal Nathrakh (Credit: Dace). 4. "Lullaby" Stephen Lynch (Have to love it, I actually sing along and I rarely ever sing). 5. "La Bamba (Cover)" Rancid (Just a fun song).

Yeah or if those "KGB connections" really show up and just gun everybody down but the dog leapt in his way and saved his life, but the his "only true love" falls to her death. Then he goes on some rampage. Aaahh, there's the next Disney movie ending for you.

$25,000 SIGNING BONUS MATCH Jimmy "The Demon" Liston vs. Jacob Helmsley ~Jake. ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD MATCH Aecas vs. Manson ~Aecas? Manson? Christ, I dunno, flip a coin. STIPULATION CAGE MATCH Todd Royal vs. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins ~Royal. ALL THE CARDS MATCH Alan Clark vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix Special Referee: Insane Luchador ~ The Elk. Nah, no prediction but it's a great match to be remembered as the last.