AlaskanHero

Well, Nidia was trained to be a wrestler and was a Tough Enough winner. It doesn't matter that there was only one other woman still in the competition when she won, she's a trained women's wrestler. She may not be great, but she doesn't exactly have a large number of matches under her belt. Maybe they're under her shirt. Stacy....yeah...

Justice needs some fucking cocoa butter STAT! You can see stretch marks on him.

I'm gonna reserve calling the TE kids stupid for the time being. I want to know exactly how much training they've had first. I mean, when exactly do you learn the finer points of selling? Or is selling something you just know you're supposed to do?

I don't think they would bring in Joshis for TV. Maybe house shows in other coutries and maybe in Japan, but otherwise I couldn't see them coming in simply because of the fact that the Main Eventers would stop it after maybe one joshi match. I mean, from what I've heard, the japanese women wrestlers can put on better matches than some guys in the States. Now, if the "Glass Ceiling" is keeping guys like the Cruiserweights down, just think what the Undertaker would do if he was upstaged by a female and exposed for being the Dead Man Suck he is. His ego would DIE and he (along with the other "big dogs") would do everything in their power to crush the joshis into mush with the "Glass Celing".

So is the game worth creating desperate plans that end up with self-mutilation like selling blood, a kidney (I only need one!), or something, or should I just wait until I slowly save up the money and buy it at that time?

Now that I think about it, I don't think it's race. I mean, didn't Bubba wear a bandanna of the Confederate Flag for a while? I think it's in one of the Smackdown games. I think D'von would have more of a problem with that seeing how it's his partner. Hell, the WWE made him one of those stereotypical black reverends. Maybe the guy insulted his mom. Maybe the fan said something like "I hope your bitch-slut of a mom dies of AIDS while a hooker shits on her face and everyone pisses on her grave after raping her corpse".

But you need to remember that we're in a different era now. When Ernie Ladd was young, being called a nigger was probably common. Today, most people can't say that without it being considered crossing the line and racist. I know if I was D'von or in his place (I am black) and someone called me a nigger, then I would FUCKING DESTROY THEM. If and only if a racial slur was used then is D'von ok with me and even commended, because most black guys (like me) wouldn't have stopped at yelling. But, if D'von was just being thin-skinned and upset at having to job or whatever, then I'll say he's just being immature. That or one of the best fucking heels ever. I mean, he could've just been really in character. EDIT-And then there's the whole "this is bullshit news" thing. It could all be untrue.

Is it safe to assume that when Vince passes on/retires that the WWE is doomed?

Yes, you all are that entertaining.

Ok, I'll try this out. Why does Rey Mysterio wear a mask according to the WWE? Here's why! A few years ago before Rey was working for the evil, poo heads WCW (they're evil ya know) or ECW (they got 0wned!), Rey was often confused for being a little kid. Even when he was out on the streets! Whenever he tried to go into bars they would card him, then when he showed them his ID, they didn't believe him because they'd say it's fake and he's not Oscar whateverthehellhislastnameis. Usually Rey was well tempered with this, but it got on his nerves constantly. Then one day when he was being forced out, some drunk guy kicked a field goal with him! Now, being a midget (or little person, what-the fuck-ever), Oscar went crazy and started hitting the guy with planchas and sommersaults of all kinds. The police were called and Oscar was arrested. However someone from the WWF (We hired him first! Really!) saw him doing this and bailed him out. However, one of the conditions was that Oscar had to become Rey Mysterio Jr. and work for the WWE (we were always WWE. There is no WWF). He was given the mask and he became famous and became part of the Cruiserweight division (EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!) now he and RVD are feuding with the despicable Rene Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki (EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!) My story has bad continuity and is stupid. Therefore it is perfect by WWE standards.

Two words: Strike Force. Strike Force's breakup wouldn't have been nearly as bad if Rick Martel had cut a semi-coherent promo after the match at Wrestlemania V. He completely dropped the ball on that. Ok, why exactly did Strike Force break up and when? I think it was because one of the members walked out on the other during a match against Demolition during Wrestlemania, but I'm not completely sure.

What I wanna see is Edge go crazy. He takes his tag title and starts pretending it's the World Title. They'll show Edge backstage talking to the title while shining it, saying in his promos how he's the greatest world champion and when people tell him it's not the world title, he snaps and kicks the guy's ass. Meanwhile Evolution laughs at how deluded Edge is. Finally, Chris Benoit gets a new partner, but when they try to get the belt from Edge he refuses saying how Benoit isn't good enough to be "World Champion". So to get the title back the two feud. Benoit eventually wins and gives the title to his partner. When Edge sees this, he complains to Bischoff about how the title can't be handed over like that. When Bischoff tells Edge it's just a tag title, Edge beats Eric's ass and trashes his office. Edge then challenges Benoit's partner to a match for the title and for a while he refuses, but Edge's constant backstage attacks and run-ins, costing the partner singles matches and the tag team non-title matches, so he finally accepts. The two have a match and Edge wins by cheating then runs with his title. HHH, not wanting to miss a chance to get more heat, I mean, seeing Edge's obvious talents invites Edge into Evolution, promising to protect Edge and make sure he never loses his "World Title". This leads to feuds between Benoit and his partner against Evolution. Then on Raw we have an Evolution run-in and cost Benoit and his partner a match against Christian and Tomko. The match is thrown out as the six (HHH, Edge, Batista, Flair, Tomko, and Christian) beat up Benoit and his partner. Then running out for the save is Shelton (who'd be feuding against Batista). However the numbers game goes against Shelton. A few moments later we have *insert Raw face that needs push here* come out to try and help, but is quickly beaten down. HHH Pedigrees the faces and then poses expecting to hear their music, but instead Orton's plays. He runs in from the back with a chair, clears the ring of heels as the faces get back to their feet and (hopefully) for SurSer we have Orton, Benoit, Benjamin, Benoit's partner, and the face that's getting pushed against Evolution that now has Christian and Tomko with Flair on the outside as manager. The match goes on and the final two are Benoit's partner and Edge. The announcers cream their pants as they remember what caused the bitter feud between Benoit's partner and Edge. Eventually Benoit's partner wins the SurSer and gets his tag belt back and many options could be taken from the results of the match. That's what I think they should do.

There's always the tried and true Superkick.

Tomorrow is Wednesday....

Just out of curiousity, how many people are actually buying the PPV?

I played a demo of Paper Mario 2 and it seemed pretty fun (for the two battles I was in). And the first one was pretty good IMO. If you like Mario and RPGs I don't see any reason why you shouldn't pick it up. Though I suggest rent it first to see if you like it before buying.

Supposedly they are taking the voting very seriously, owever it is internet rumor, so yeah we will have to see later tonite. I think Meltzer said that the voing was legit. Well, someone said in one of the OAO Raw threads that Meltzer said that the vote was legit.

I voted 6 times *shrugs* World Title: Benoit Orton vs. Flair: Falls Count Anywhere IC Title: 2 for Shelton, 2 for Big 'Tista, and 2 for Stevie just for the hell of it.

When I was younger I wanted to be a wrestler, but now? Possibly. If I gain some muscle definition, I might try after I graduate from college. It depends on how things go, like if I get a job or not.

Hmm, what are the odds of smarks stuffing the ballot boxes? Now I wish we had more control over what actually would happen on the show just because it would be fun in a sadistic way to ruin their PPV.

To honor the WWE, I'm gonna alter history to suit my needs. I'm an ex-President, 3-time WWF Champion and I invented Jesus. And didn't Trips beat Benoit on the Smackdown with the Radicalz's debut? EDIT-Some one already said it.

A turned Eugene will create the next "Austin 3:16" craze.

Just out of curiousity, how did Steph and HHH get together? Didn't they start dating or something during the Test/Steph angle? Just think, Test and Steph could have gotten hooked up in real life and it would be Test holding people down and winning multiple world titles instead of HHH.

I don't think it's really fair to blame HHH for all of WWE's woes. I mean, Smackdown had stars and stuff during Trips' runs against....whoever Triple H was going against during that time. I don't remember much of what happened on Raw or Smackdown after the end of the Invasion.

Shannon Moore. The guy looked like a 12 year old girl for like a year. Spike Dudley seems like the kind of guy who could "Homer Simpson" someone. Get his ass kicked and still win because his opponant collapsed from exhaustion.