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    An OAO SmackDown Thread for 10/7/04

    I'm pretty interested by Carlito Cool. Seems interesting. Plus it's nice to see OVW grads get characters and some semblance of a personality instead of suffering from "Cade Disorder".
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    top 10-20 bad angles in WWE/WWF

    Am I the only one who liked this storyline even with Vince being the higher power?
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    OMG!!!

    I thought it was gay porn. But yeah, at least he's doing something with his life. Good for Bret.
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    Jamie Noble released from WWE

    I didn't mean to kill them. I mean the whole IWC group together and not watch WWE stuff for a little while so when their ratings drop a bit, they'll say to themselves "Wow, maybe those internet nerds ARE important." And maybe try to cater to us at least every now and then. Maybe they might listen to us, maybe they'll keep ignoring us. Who knows. Either way, we have nothing to lose by not watching WWE programming. Losing a large chunk of your whole fanbase should throw up some red flags, even if all of us together only make maybe 10-20% of all their fans. But like I said, I ramble a lot, so take what I say for what you will. It'd be a nice little experiment though. *On topic* Hmm, Noble in TNA. He'd probably do all right seeing how he's a fairly large name. I wonder how his gimmick would've been responded to if TNA was still in Nashville.
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    Jamie Noble released from WWE

    Too bad for Noble, he was one of a rare breed, a cruiser with an actual character. Sometimes, I wonder why the IWC puts up with the WWE's shit. Don't we hold all the power? Don't we pay their bills by giving them money? And how do they repay us? They insult us. If not the wrestlers than by stupid angles. So, let's just stop putting up with it. Just have the whole IWC do a mass sit-in with no watching WWE. No Raw, no Smackdown, no B or C shows, no House shows and no PPVs. But meh, don't mind me, I tend to ramble on about stuff.
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    Carmella DeCesare arrested

    Maybe they won't need to extend it to another week after all. Works for me as I can't see Raw anyways.
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    What now for Nick Dinsmore?

    There's no reason the "I was faking it" thing wouldn't work. Hell, it wouldn't be that hard. At the PPV, during the HHH/Orton match, Evolution comes out to help HHH. Ric distracts the ref, Batista goes in and hits a power move. HHH goes for the pin and Orton kicks out. Few moments of silence then Ric tries the distraction again. This time Eugene runs out with a chair and slides into the ring. It looks like he's gonna his HHH, but he swerves and pops Orton good. Eugene gets out of the ring and HHH gets the win. Then Evolution beats on Orton, the show ending with Evo standing over the bloodied Orton with JR screaming "WHY EUGENE WHY?!" On Raw, we see Eugene has cut his hair and beard and is looking all heelish in a suit, hanging with Evo. Eugene gets the mic and explains why he joined with Evolution. He says that yes, HHH hated Eugene. He hated the retard, because HHH could recognize talent and could see he was being held back, so Trips had to show him some tough love. He was faking it the whole time and he was Nick Dinsmore. And just so he could answer any questions about Regal, he could show footage of Regal bloodied and beaten in the locker room, a pool of blood around his head. So on and so forth. Nick could then feud with Orton or Benoit or Regal or a whole bunch of other people. With every pissed they got played for fools, Nick gets mad heat and he gets to really wrestle. Everyone's happy. Well, almost everyone's happy as someone would still find a way to not like it, but anyways there you go. Ok, I'm done playing fantasy booker. It may not be a great storyline, but meh, it's something.
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    Raw 9/6/04

    Technically, Kane's last name would be Bearer, since he is Paul Bearer's son and all.
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    Edge Injured Again...

    To be fair I bet all of the injuries were from the TLC matches. This cannot be good news as it means more pointless Diva Search or Tough Enough segments. Maybe now Tajiri & Rhyno can get more tv time. Have Christian or both Hardy's been this injury prone in the last few years? Christian just recently took time off for his back, and Matt's knee is pretty beat up. Buit other than that, it pales in comparison to Edge's amount of injuries. Oh and Jeff's on Heroin and became a flagrant homosexual. But was that really a direct result of the TLC matches? Christian and Matt were trying to see who could go the longest without having to take time off for injury and I think Matt won. The Dudleys seem healthy. Jeff is "over there". So Edge is either very injury prone or cursed. Either way, maybe Batista will get the belt. Or maybe Jericho.
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    Real Life Heat

    I remember seeing Paul Heyman with Jim Ross back when I was more of an ordinary mark and I didn't really like him there because I grew up with Jerry Lawler as Color guy. Plus I had no idea what ECW was back then, so I had no idea why he was there or why I should've cared about him. Now it's hard for me to see anyone other than JR and the King as the commentators on Raw. So don't question the WWE's capabilities of brainwashing the fans. Also, I could've sworn that Jericho and HHH have heat after HHH made a "he can't work" comment that killed one of Jericho's pushes, forced him to learn WWE style, and almost cost Jericho his job in the WWE. I read it somewhere, just can't remember where.
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    Carlito Carribean Cool

    And Jamaica dodges yet another bullet. Anyways, I'll give Carlito Cool (I refuse to call him Carlito Carribean Cool) a chance because, he has a character. Sure it's a ripoff of someone, but why not? Recycling is usually good for the environment.
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    Everyone's least favorite Diva Hopeful

    I still say all of them except the redhead and the black girl looked the same.
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    The One and Only Smackdown Thread (August 26, 2004

    When this is the only wrestling you can see at all during the week, you'll learn to either give up wrestling or love Smackdown. I love wrestling too much to completely give it up, so I'm watching Smackdown.
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    Taboo Tuesday Interactive

    Hmm, I think the WWE is just gonna use Taboo Tuesday to be lazy (or lazier depending on how you think) and use the interactive thing as a chance for us, THE PEOPLE, to make their undercard matches while they focus more on the main event matches. Either way, in theory this "interactive" thing sounds good, but odds are it'll fall flat on it's face.
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    Diva Search Interviews

    All the divas search contestants (except the black one and the redhead) look the same to me.
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    Who should become the new member of Evolution?

    Maybe they'll turn Eugene and put him in Evolution for real. Then there would at least be someone to feed to Randy between now and WM21 who isn't Batista, Kane, Edge, or HHH.
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    OAO Smackdown! thread 8/5/04

    I got to see the 450 Splash. My night is complete.
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    OAO Smackdown! Thread for 7/29/04

    Could someone please tell me the last time someone has done a moonsault? And I mean a real, jump-off-the-top moonsault. Not one of those split-legged ones. Edit-Nevermind, I'll accept that springboard one.
  19. Eugene made his retard gimmick work. Nova might be able to make this work.
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    Break it down!

    When X-Pac and Chyna were in bed, I bet Chyna was "the man".
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    The OAO Diva Search Thread for 07.19.04

    Normally a PPV match SHOULD have better quality than a free TV one. If I wrestled, I'd put more effort into making a match good on a PPV than I would on Raw or Smackdown. Only when a match is better on free TV than it was on the PPV should you feel upset about paying $35 for it.
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    Nowinski to be political corresspondent

    I think I understand why Bradshaw would say he's an independent. The WWE probably doesn't want to label the Republicans with Bradshaw, because then the fans would think that the Republican party are a bunch of Nazis.
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    The Invasion and nWo

    The angle possibly been saved if they made Booker T and the WCW title feel more important. I don't remember too much of what happened, but from what I do remember, the WCW title didn't feel all that important. It felt like the IC title, second best to the WWF's. If they were placed on the same level (and with Booker being the champ at the time), Booker could've seemed like the leader or something. I wish I could take a look at some of the shows from back then.
  24. If Ric Flair decides to fire a nasty comment back, it probably will last forever.
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    The OAO Raw thread for 07.12.04

    Simple, there is none. We'll just have the first look at Vince's new sex toy before he starts screwing her behind Linda's back. SEE! A sneak peek! Damn, Vince is paying a fortune just to hit some slut's booty? When you're as rich as Vince, why the hell not? It's like....legal prostitution.
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