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What do you mean by that? Play Smackdown: HCTP. You could be Rey Mysterio and beat on Brock Lesnar for like a half-hour and Brock'll just shrug it off. However, about 4 moves from Brock gets Lesnar the win.

I wonder what would've happened had Spike won. WWE Champion: Spike Dudley. Hey, if Bradshaw can win it, why couldn't Spike?

Bubba got the accent after they moved out of Dudleyville, I guess. Dammit, if Kenzo got Akio, Funaki, and Sakoda as part of a stable, then he could possibly save himself from being fired. Plus Time on Smackdown couldn't hurt Kyo Dai and Funaki.

They should make some of the guys from OVW part of Dudley clan. Danny and Doug Dudley anyone?

Eugene, the Psychotic Retard. If these girls don't make it into the WWE, they could probably get into the porn industry. If they aren't already in it.

Andre The Giant is gonna rise from the grave to get.....REVENGE! You know you wanna see it happen.

Did they ever tell us what Kane's question was?

I'm gonna say it again. If this angle ends up with something bursting out of Lita's stomach, bathed in fire and brimstone, I'll be infinitely happy.

Didn't someone dress up as Gumby a few weeks ago? I'm not sure how long it was so I'm just taking a guess. Don't start up the Gumby thing. I still remember the posts Gumby inspired. The horror....Gumby=Teh Devil

See? Disasters happen when Vince is injured. We must make sacrifices to appease Vince!

I couldn't order the PPV, but for some odd reason the death of Paul Bearer sounded very appealing to me. Killing off characters=Ratings!

They could give Kenzo Akio and Sakoda. Make an angle when they become his samurai or something. *insert something insulting about Torrie and Sable here*

Wait.....That was Paul London? You mean he's real? Gasp. Well, at least I finally know what he looks like.

They've been spoiled by TNA and the X Division!

Keep it in the pants John, keep it in the pants. Hey, you can't blame the guy for wanting some of that asian pie. Rock on Big Johnny

I still don't know what Paul London looks like. I don't think I've ever actually seen him as Paul London. Anyways, I really don't care about Paul London whatsoever. If he got that hero worship gimmick someone mentioned I'd be interested. Mostly because it'd have Rey involved.

If this angle results in a baby bursting from Lita's stomach, bathed in fire and brimstone, I'll be infinitely happy.

My thoughts on Jimmy Snuka Jr. being used as a Middle-Eastern wrestler are why the hell isn't The Rock using some of that backstage power to manipulate some storylines. I mean, if his uncle's kid is being turned into an arab when he's obviously Samoan (and The Rock probably takes pride in his heritage), you'd think the Rock would nix this. At least for Jimmy. Weee, rambling is fun.

Someone mentioned that Chaotic Wrestling was in the New England area. Weren't the WWE using some of their workers as jobbers, 'Taker druids, and had them hanging out backstage? Or was it another promotion I'm thinking of?

Smackdown needs someone who can run with Eddy while be interesting at the same time. Shawn Michaels would be a good pick. However, the best pick (to me) would probably be Chris Jericho.

How could you forget... Rikishi. Having the gimmick that he's Asian would actually seem fresh considering how long he's been doing the same boring shit. He's Samoan... Not like That hasn't stopped Vince before. When in doubt and you need a offensive Japanese stereotype...Call upon the local Fat Samoan. Rikishi, the Samoan sumo with a heart of Gold=Ratings

If it does go to Summerslam then everyone's in a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" situation. Don't buy Summerslam and you miss the Raw gold that'll be on the show. Buy it and you'll have to sit through the Smackdown segments. It's marketing genius as they're pretty much forcing you to watch Smackdown. It makes you ask what is greater, your hatred for Bradshaw or your curiousity concerning Raw's segments.

I don't feel like explaining my choices so I'm just gonna put who I think is going to win. The winner's name will be bolded. WWE-World Heavyweight Championship Match: Chris Benoit © vs. Kane Hell In A Cell Match: Shawn Michaels vs. Triple H WWE-Intercontinental Championship Match: Randy Orton © vs. Shelton Benjamin WWE-Tag Team Championship Match: La Resistance © vs. Chris Benoit & Edge WWE-Womens Championship Match: Victoria © vs. Gail Kim vs. Lita vs. Trish Stratus Chris Jericho vs. Tyson Tomko Eugene vs. Jonathon Coachman I wouldn't be surprised if the Michaels/HHH match ended in a draw. A win for either won't make sense, because they're both going to be off T.V for a while.

Kane appeared. Appearently "it" isn't over.

Eugene's video was playing during Nitro's music.