The Kid

His thong is leopard print...

Alright Zack...I got you your entire grocery list of stuff: 3 bottles of tequila-right from Mexico 2 stippers-this one is Candi and that one is Greg...I didn't know your prefence a whip-it's leather a pair of handcuffs-they're fuzzy a trapeze-hard to find a kidde pool full of Hershey's Syrup-mmmm syrup

......SIR

Ah come on Banky, work harder on YOUR thread.

Yeah I know, but I thought maybe some of the other grasshoppers would like to play with his body. Buncha sickos...

Choken, give the job to Chosun.

No way, you guys mean nothing to me. I think maybe give the job to Chosun.

Technically, who ever the Grasshopper bitch is, means they are also my bitch.

And uh...geez Miss, I got you a root beer. Have a good one baby cakes.

Alright, well I got slurpees for all the Gurus. Fuck IDRM...I got all that shit you wanted. John the Baptist took me forever! But I have my connections. Time to clean the Guru washroom with a toothbrush.

I'm only the Gurus bitch, it's in my contract. And DA, I got your slurpee, but it was a tad runny, so I made the guy at 7-11 run another through the machine. Sorry for it taking so long.

RVD was on City Guys, that show is so fucking sweet. With the prinicipal and that guy..who is blonde and a preppy dick. Wait a second...sounds like another Zack show. And uh, Zack, can you please take off the spurs when you're using me as a footstool?

Temper Tantrum THOSE GUYS! Prowling Swat Team Monkey Touchers

I remember that show, oh man...Your heel is kinda digging into my back...uh....yeah...sorry sir.

Too many haikus Rip Rip Rip go Hulk Hogan Your name makes me laugh

Dont touch the gimmick.

2 slurpees, one with vodka..mostly vodka actually. The drunker you get the easier you are. Back to being Zack's footstool.

Why must you do this? What is wrong with you people? I am going home

I just had my own thought and didn't add onto anyone else's. FIRST TIME EVER! Go me!

Alphageti

It's just not the same, it has an awful undertone.

Exactly, but he brings that enthusiam to the shows. He's living his dream, and is really happy. More power to him for getting this far. He could be canned tomorrow and die a happy man. It's refreshing seeing wrestlers who really truly love what they do and feel privilaged to do it.

O-Range Fill 1/3 of a glass with Bacardi O Fill the other 2/3 with Orange Soda Add ice. Tastes amazing

I still sometimes buy them, just something to read on road trips and on the can.

I need my name on the Grasshopper list. Anyways...I'll get back on my knees now.