Ced

Don't remind me...don't remind me...don't... FUCKING TOMMY MADDOX! YOU FUCKING NEGATIVE FUCKING POINTS BASTARD! *alternates between bitter rage and depression*

First, I kept nearly all the Yahoo fantasy defaults in tact, changing it to a head-to-head format with fractional points. Secondly...fuck off, Jake...*still bitter about the Beermen jobbing to Pipe Dream* Finally, we have half a roster now, so the ID and password will be sent out shortly. Keep in mind that the draft time is tenative and can be changed for everyone's convienience.

First Hollywood Boulevard and now Flesher, eh? *reserves the plot in JttS Hell next to Flik's* Well, at least I've got the weekend to write this time around.

Apparently I missed the gravy train at my local Circuit City since none of the games listed were there. Damn me for not finding Disgaea for five bucks...

I have changed my AIM SN for no good reason. itisacedric Change your Buddy Lists accordingly. Or don't.

The PSP better be the greatest handheld gaming system in the history of mankind, because they're going to lose alot of money with this. All the specs are great and everything, but no MP3 capability means Sony's fucked out of the gates.

I haven't even read the show, but THANK YOU MAX KING FOR FUCKING KILLING MY SHITTY ASS MATCH BY MERELY SHOWING. No, seriously, thank you. Yeah, I lost, but I would have been so fucking ashamed in myself for I damn near squashed The Icon in my match due to being out of town for most of yesterday. I rushed it so much that I forgot to give poor Max more than a minute of offense... Meh, at least I showed, right? *gets a participant's ribbon as he heads to the losing match crying room*

RIDICULOUS DEBUT AGAINST TWO ESTABLISHED VETERANS!! Munich vs. Manson vs. Rob Gilbert NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO BOUNCE OFF OF LOSS BY FIGHTING A MAN IN A PENGUIN SUIT!! Heath Black vs. Petey the Irish Penguin NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO CONTINUE WINNING STREAK BY FIGHTING FORMER REFEREE!! Max King vs. Ced Ordonez CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE DEFENSE ALREADY?? CRAAAAAZY!! Martin “Big Country” Hunt vs. Austin Sly© HARDCORE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN!! Ryan Dustin vs. Mike Van Siclen© #1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Toxxic ICTV CHAMPION IS IMMEDIATELY SENTENCED TO DEATH IN BOILER ROOM BRAWL!! Jay Dawg vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© TOM CASHES IN ON TITLE SHOT… JANUS SUSPENDED… FIGHTS JOHNNY DANGEROUS INSTEAD!! “The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Johnny Dangerous

To start, I'd like to say that all of Kibs' suggestions are completely valid and should be duly noted. I'll kick you in the legs. Alot. Until your legs bruise. And you'll fall down. Then I'll stunner you. Then I'll make you tap. With an armbar. Through a table. 1, 2, 3, brother. Cubs win the World Series. OK, now that I gotten the non-sensical, smart-ass remark out of my system... To be my own apologist, note that I've added some semblance of a Plan B into my moveset with the drop moves (kneedrop, senton, et al). That's what I'd have to fall back on in addition to the limited number of strikes I have. Not a perfect substitute for Ced's penchant of attacking the legs, but I feel I could still write a credible winning match against Kibs or any other SWF character that didn't completely undermine either character. Personally, I feel my moveset right now is the best moveset I've compiled for Ced. While I was away, I took out moves I never, ever, ever had the opportunity to use logically (O.T.D., anyone?) along with the moves I added with no apparent logic (mongolian chops and a diving headbutt) and replaced them moves that are within the realm of plausibility for the likes of Ced Ordonez.

Is everybody else aware that Rosenblatt Stadium is an open-air stadium? I was just thinking to myself "Dammit, I can't make everything go pitch-black there's still daylight." So do I just say it's already night-time at The Blatt to prevent myself from confusing myself further? Damn me for doing reality checks for my intro...

RIDICULOUS DEBUT AGAINST TWO ESTABLISHED VETERANS!! Munich vs. Manson vs. Rob Gilbert For the love of all that is holy, this better not be a triple no-show. With that said, get at 'em Rob G! Get at them DANGEROUSLY! NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO BOUNCE OFF OF LOSS BY FIGHTING A MAN IN A PENGUIN SUIT!! Heath Black vs. Petey the Irish Penguin Maybe if I use reverse psychology, IL will show...DON'T GIVE US A MOTYC PETEY! GO HEATH! BOM-BA-YE! NEWBIE GETS CHANCE TO CONTINUE WINNING STREAK BY FIGHTING FORMER REFEREE!! Max King vs. Ced Ordonez -We will both die a miserable, painful death at the hands of ELK~! CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE DEFENSE ALREADY?? CRAAAAAZY!! Martin “Big Country” Hunt vs. Austin Sly© Austin Sly makes the successful v1 defense, because he's so sly he's slick. JIVE SOUL BRO! HARDCORE TITLE SHOT CASH-IN!! Ryan Dustin vs. Mike Van Siclen© Champ retains...uh...YEAH! #1 CONTENDERSHIP FOR SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! “Deathwish” Danny Williams vs. Toxxic Usually I go with Danny out of habit, and this is no exception. PAVLOV! ICTV CHAMPION IS IMMEDIATELY SENTENCED TO DEATH IN BOILER ROOM BRAWL!! Jay Dawg vs. Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix© I'm predicting Maddix to make it a night of successful title defenses. MISSION CLEAR! TOM CASHES IN ON TITLE SHOT… JANUS SUSPENDED… FIGHTS JOHNNY DANGEROUS INSTEAD!! “The Superior One” Tom Flesher vs. Johnny Dangerous Johnny D, just because. NO RAISIN!

I have looked everywhere and have yet to find a hands on review of the game written in English. However, video games with anime tie-ins tend to be mediocre at best. Given that and being released by Bandai, the KING of mediocre anime video game publishers, I'm keeping my expectations of the on the InuYasha RPG very, very low.

Dace Night vs Janus, Special Guest Referee: Tom Flesher No Contest to set up a three-way dance in the near future. NO CONTEST! Cruiserweight Title Match Austin Sly vs Johnny Dangerous Johnny D. to retain. JOHNNY DANGEROUS! Submissions Match "Deathwish" Danny Williams vs Mike Van Siclen DANNY WILLIAMS! USJL Title Match Alan Clark vs Aecas vs Todd Cortez vs Masked Man God, I'd at least hope Rando can make a successful v1 defense...ALAN CLARK TO WIN! SEXUAL MASKOSAURUS, SECOND PLACE! Toxxic vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins Don't worry, Spike, your demands are still in the process of being met, seeing as I apparently got bumped off the card in favor of a penguin. Oh yeah, and I'm gonna bet against you even though I support you. You know, like that bitch that bet against Van Damme in the movie Lionheart? WRONG BET! Hardcore Title Contendership Ryan Dustin vs Munich vs Manson The hell... Heath Black vs Martin "Big Country" Hunt ...would I know? Max King vs Petey The (Irish) Penguin Petey wins with the High Voltage Uppercut of Anal-Intruding Fury! ...with or without the anal intrusion will be up to IL's discretion. PEEEEEN-GIIIIIIIN!

Looks like that list of CW champs could use a little expansion. Yep.

Looney Tunes and Tom & Jerry for the shorts. Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke for the feature lengths. And I'm not even going to try to whittle down the episodic cartoons to a greatest titles list.

DAMMIT! No inadvertantly leaking my ideas to the public! *kicks Spike before continuing the writing of the epic NHBDDRPADM*

To update before I sign off, I'd like to inform everyone that 553 words have been saved on MS Word thus far. And I'm not talking my actual Storm promo either. Can I get a "Oh, dear God, no..."?

I demand you write that NHB DDR PA Deathmatch. DEMAND. Dammit, Spike, you demand I write this match? Fine, I will. ... Just not as an official promo. But I WILL. *begins to measure out drug dosages as such a match would require, which is to say I just procured several cases of beer in preparation in addition to emptying out the medicine cabinet* Never take things I say randomly for granted. Do you know how the Bemani Cross Wizards were born? Damn right.

I'll start writing a dramaticalized interpresentation of Shockmaster vs Mantaur in a No Holds Barred DDR Perfect Attack Deathmatch...or I'll just do nothing.

Sounds like ESPN is busting out their trump card against Madden's Exclusive Rights to the NFLPA. Madden: "Ha! You can't say any player names or likenesses!" ESPN: "But our game is going to be 20 bucks! Ha! Try doing that with that billion dollar agreement you just signed." Madden: "OMG! I AMZ THE PWN3D!" ESPN: "LOL2K5 U SUMBITCH!!!111"

I won with the shortest match of the night? Damn, I must of wrote that one.

Just started tonight and currently have 1,265 words after entrances and first heat exchange. *Sprays WD-40 on his keyboard and hands, realizes the writer's rust is in his brain, and then ponders...*

Hey, I've refereed two straight Hardcore matches after wrestling a dark match. Of course, none of this was my doing, but I HAVE! *plans to referee every match at 13th Hour, including his own with a little help from a rift in the space-time continuum*

Horses can live to be around 20-25 years old. When it comes to racing though, they peak at the age of 3. Smarty's got maybe one more year left before being put shipped the stud stable (or glue factory).

Forum Name: Ced Wrestler's Name: Ced Ordonez Nickname: "Bemani Cross Wizard" Height: 5'9" Weight: 209 lbs. Hometown: Sacramento, CA Age: 22 Alignment: Face Stable: N/A Weapon(s): Whatever becomes available, but only if it's match legal. Quote: N/A Looks: Decent muscular build, tanned skin and spiky black hair with brunette highlights. Ring Attire: A white mask with red, blue and yellow details. The mask is fashioned after a Gundam mecha, but with a few Dance Dance Revolution related details. It is open on the top to reveal Ced's spiky hair and open around the eyes and the lower half of his face to allow viewers to see his facial expressions. White long tights with blue and yellow trim. Red boots and kneepads with yellow flame trim. Red open fingered gloves that extend just short of the elbow and blue elbowpads complete the set. The colors can be changed to match his partner's attire (ie pink and black if he were to team with Bret Hart) or to elicit a cheap pop (ie purple and silver in Sacramento). Ring Attire Note: Although he now dons a mask, it is purely for ornamental purposes and not meant to hide his identity in any way. It can be removed at any time, although Ced really doesn't appreciate people trying to rip the mask off of his head. Entrance/Backstage Attire: Ring attire with a SWF or Bemani Cross Wizard themed sports jersey. Once in a while, Ced will don the jersey of the local sports franchise for the sake of a cheap pop. The jersey will always bear the number 17. Entrance Theme: "Night of Fire" - Niko (High energy Eurobeat theme) Ring Entrance: "Night of Fire!" The lights go out as the beat of the Niko composed theme begins to excite the crowd. Near the entrance, a group of shadowy figures slowly appear from underneath the raised stage with via a built-in elevator. These figures are remain motionless in various poses until... "FIRE!" A female group in the song yells as fireballs shoot upward in front of the stage and the figures are revealed to be Ced Ordonez and four female dancers. They immediately start a heavily choreographed dance routine as the stage is illuminated in an elaborate light show. After a minute or two of pumping up the crowd, Ced breaks away from the group and makes his way to the ring. He slides in and makes his way to the one of the far turnbuckle sets, posing for the crowd for the obligatory photo op. He then looks back to the entrance way and directs the crowd's attention to his dance troupe before they head to the back. Ced then gives the crowd one more photo op before going into his pre-match stretch. Stats: Strength: 4 Speed: 6 Vitality: 6 Charisma: 4 Game plan: Incorporates alot of legwork in the early going to set up the aerial game and possible submission in the latter stages of the match. Signature moves: - Dragon Screw Legwhip - Regal Roll: Forward Roll from a Fireman's Carry. - Powerdrive Elbow: Ced bounces off the ropes once then drops a hard elbow. He usually gets overzealous and winds up landing on his opponent with his entire torso, making the blow even more uncomfortable for his opponent. - Double Stomp: With the opponent lying on the mat, Ced jumps up and drills both feet into his opponent's stomach. - Freestyle Routine: Not an actual move, but a spot used to frustrate his opponent. It's basically Ced going Drunken Master, except with various dance moves. As his opponent tries to attack, Ced counters with an appropriate move and poses for the crowd to end the routine. Common moves: - Roundhouse Kick - Senton Splash - Drop Toehold - Cross Kneelock - Second Rope Elbowdrop - Flying Leg Scissors - Top Rope Missile Dropkick - Running High Kick - Kneebreaker - Jumping Double Knee Drop - Cross Bodyblock - Huracanrana - Jumping Back Elbow - Enzuigiri - Dropkick to the Knee Rare moves: - To be announced at a later date... Finishers: - Fire Soul: Top Rope Corkscrew Swanton Bomb. Primary finisher. With the opponent lying on the mat. Ced perches himself on to the top turnbuckle, facing the crowd, then pushes off while twisting. He rotates in midair and hits his opponent with a swanton. - Cross Lightning: Nagata Lock/Reverse Figure-Four Leglock. Submission finisher. - Dynamite Rave: Fallaway Moonsault. Cruiserweight finisher. With his opponent crotched on the top turnbuckle, Ced hops onto the second rope and hoists his opponent into a fallaway slam position. He steps up to the top rope and then he does a moonsault while still holding onto his opponent. The opponent slams onto the mat hard as Ced simultaneously lands on top of the opponent, allowing Ced to get the easy pinfall.