[8/7: Degrees Of Stupidity, Creepiness]

Bob Knight once had a theory about professor's degrees when he was at Indiana:

 

"B.S. is exactly what it says it is, M.S. means "More of the Same", and P.h.D is "Piled high and Deeper."

[7/26: Moving, Driving In Ernest]

I want to get that Comcast offer for my apartment, but apparently it's "not avaliable in my area". You would think that the area I'll be living in (Philly suburbs) would have all the Comcast services since Comcast's HQ are located right in town 10 mins away....

[Phillies Pharm Report, Part Two]

Stark wrote this week that apparently the Mets are thinking of offering a package for Abreu including Lastings Milledge. Would you do it? The thought of Abreu haunting the Phils for the next few years as a Met is scary, but Milledge has the potential to be a downright awesome outfielder for the next 10-12 years.

[7/12: Heros, Criminals And Tokens]

The media will overrate Danica Patrick because they want to see a woman driver succeed in NASCAR....

 

Oops now I'll have to resign from TSM...

[7/10: #74, France/Rendell -- Who Do I Hate More?]

Despite that wage increase, at least your state didn't have to deal with a fucking SHUTDOWN thanks to Governor Assclown and the state legislature of morons. Apparently we lost millions per day thanks to our great state government, all because Corzine and the Dem majority were fighting over which tax to raise. Idiots...

[College Football in 1991]

I remember PSU/ND from that year, can't wait for that series to restart in September.

 

Here's a YouTube clip for you, the intro to the ND-Tennessee game in 1991 from NBC:

 

1991 Tennessee at Notre Dame NBC intro

 

Doesn't it look like Holtz throws a punch at the fan?

[Bored's College Football Pick 'Em Encyclopedia]

Holy God did I suck in 2004

[The Phillies: What the !#%&?]

:WIP Talking Head mode:

 

"Don't you realize that the Phillies true problem is Abreu? All he does is give you empty stats and bad defense!"

 

I honestly feel bad for the guy, as Eskin was ripping him again today. If firebombing could be brought back for one time only, WIP's station during the 3 PM to 7 PM block would be a perfect time to do it.

[6/22/06: Long-awaited update]

I like Jay, or at least his presence on ATH.

 

I guess it could be worse -- you could be grouped with someone called Woody.

 

It could be way worse, one could get grouped with Skip Bayless.

[6/22/06: Long-awaited update]

So where are the tons of things you've got to talk about?

 

Dammit hippie, I forgot most of them.

 

Anyway I'm moving to your state in a little more than a month. Despite the bad stuff you've mentioned, it can't be any worse than the swamp across the Delaware.

[5/27/06: Phillies, Nova recruiting, other thoughts]

Nah, once I got into Villanova, I was set on going there. I actually did get into Pitt off of the waitlist, but by that time I had sent in my Nova deposit and withdrew from everywhere else.

[1980 National League Championship Series]

Definitely the greatest game in Phillies history, even if I wasn't alive for it. One of my personal favorites was Game 5 of the 1993 NLCS when Dykstra hit the home run in the 10th off Wohlers which won the game and ultimately the series. Seeing Jimmy Carter sitting in his seat all depressed put the exclamation point on it.

[5/25: #99, Sweet 16]

I absolutely fucking HATE that Sweet 16 show.

[2/3/06: Muslim Cartoons Are Not Overrated]

McNabb was on Sportscenter last night with most of the Countdown crew minus Berman, of course Jackson was more giddy than a schoolgirl when he was on...