EVIL~! alkeiper

Leena is a notorious board hacker. She was first banned six years ago but kept trying to break in. Last week, Mike inexplicably sold half the board to her. She got rid of most of the mods/admins, who started their own board and took most of the established posters with them.

Anyone ever hear of this? It's about a person who changes between a boy and a girl at will to suit their interests. That concept is CRAZY.

I'll start. http://therealtsm.1.forumer.com/index.php I wonder when someone will draft TSM!

It's funny you should ask!

I have nothing to add. I just want to see how many places I can make fun of mike on this forum.

Inquiring minds want to know!

You know what would be an awesome wrestling gimmick? A dumb as shit computer nerd who runs an internet forum. He could have this crazy stalker valet who buys the job.

You know, I still never found out why that gay porn that Leena certainly did not post said "HI ALAN."

Actually, it was moved to an entirely new forum. This forum has been allowed to grow and prosper now that alkeiper is not around to much it up with his crap. Like content and discussion. The forum sucked when we had that stuff.

Past Editions: 2008 http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showtopic=90247 So it's been five days since "the Keiper effect" has been removed from the Sports Forum. How's that working out? Traffic up? Posts becoming more enlightening? Thank god we demodded that vile hindrance Alan from our forums.

I'm not certain if KKC wanted both announcers, but he can likely swap out a pick when he returns if he desires.

Hang on tominator after you make your pick. I've got Kamala's picks ready to go.

And already Paulino has been traded again to the Marlins for Hector Correa.

Fixed. Beast's team is pretty interesting. Paige, Charleston, Lloyd, Suttles, etc. I would've taken those guys myself given the opportunity.

In all seriousness, I took El Dandy because he was one of the five best workers left on the board. I figure on getting him over by pairing him with Dusty Rhodes from time to time.

Who are you to doubt El Dandy?

Now for my own selection. My own introduction can't do this guy justice, so let's hear from Bret Hart. El Dandy

Time's up, so we can hit the next two picks. King Cucaracha selects George "The Animal" Steele.

If nothing else, it means Chris Coste has survived Spring Training with his backup role intact.

Jimmy summed up Sandoval pretty well. I would quote a comment I read on Baseball Think Factory. I ran a search on Baseball-Reference's PI, for players who stood six feet or under and weighed more than 230 pounds. The only hitters that came up were Prince Fielder, Bob Hamelin, Byron Gettis and Travis Snider. So at this point you have a player who's a switch hitter with a unique approach and a unique body type. What the heck do you make of a player like that? As far as catching, I figure the presence of Buster Posey is going to make that a non-issue anyway. Sandoval is probably going to need to stick at third base to have value as a regular player. He may be better served in a valuable bench role, filling in at three different positions. I'm rooting for him. Unique, different players make the game more exciting.

We're just waiting on Fokai's pick to finish up the week.

Last pick of the week, RF Sam Crawford. Crawford is MLB's all time triples king. 14 times he finished in the top ten in slugging percentage. He slugged .452 in an era where the league slugging percentage was .341. If he played today he would likely approach the 500 HR club.

Gert T's pick: The Patriot I'll be happy to take other picks.