Gary Floyd

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To Crono: Honestly dude, Inuyasha? I know anime geeks/otaku types who are embarressed by that show. Honestly, choose a better anime, like FLCL or something.

I've heard some good things about "Feast" via people who saw test screenings. As far as "Italian Masters of Horror" is concerned, I'm glad to see new horror movies in Italy, but two of the directors probably aren't the best choices. I've seen "Nighmare City" and "Cannibal Ferox", and there fun in a so-bad-they're good way. Lamberto Bava is the son of the late great Mario Bava, and while I enjoyed "Demons" (though it makes absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever), some of his other movies (in particular "Devil Fish", which showed on MST3K) are pretty bad. I've never seen any of Martino's films, but I've heard good things. Also, there's the fact that Lenzi and Martino haven't done horror movies in a long time, though Bava most recently has been.

-New release dates for movies: It seems like "Feast" will be released in September in Midnight showings only. Also, it seems like the remake of "Pulse" will be in September instead, while Guillermo ("Hellboy", "The Devil's Backbone") del Toro's "Pan's Labyrinth" is being moved to December. Oh, and "Hostel 2" has a date for January '07. -As far as remakes go, it seems like Dario Argento's "Suspiria" will be re-made by...the Japanese, as an Anime. -Finally, get ready for the Italian Masters of Horror. No, it has nothing to do with the TV show "Masters of Horror". Instead, they are four new horror movies, three from veterens, and one from a newcomer. Here's the list of movies, their directors, and their plots. ."Horror Baby" by Umberto ("Cannibal Ferox","Nightmare City") Lenzi, tells the tale of a teenage paraplegic tenn girl who goes on a murder spree after seeing people having sex from her window. ."Murder House" by Lamberto ("Demons","A Blade in the Dark") Bava, is a giallo style film set at a musicians villa. ."The Corners of Night" by Sergio ("Torso", "The Case of the Scorpian's Tail") Martino focuses on a girl who moves into her deceased grandmothers house, were strange event's take place. ."Brotherhood" by newcomer Nicola Rondolino, deals with three boys who are kidnapped and murdered by a child sex ring, only to come back as ghosts for revenge.

I'm not too far left. I may hate the Bush Administration, think gay marriage is ok, and other such things, but: I think "The Henry Rollins Show" is boring I hate 9/11 conspiracy theorists I hate left leaning celebrities (though more for their general obnoxiousness than for their views) I think Air America sucks (and I hate Janene Garafolo (sic)) I hate Michael Moore I think "Bush looks like a chimp" jokes are old and not funny anymore I really, really, really, really really, really, really, really, really, really hate hippies I may be left leaning sometimes, but that doesn't mean I don't hate certain things that are left leaning.

Hello? It's clearly Cheesala. Cheesala quotes Henry Rollins, so I'm not following him.

When I was a kid of 4-5 years of age, I remember my mom taking me to Chuck-E-Cheese. To say it was a good experience would be a big lie. I can't believe I still remember this, but here it goes. I remember that all of the kids were real fucking brats. I mand real brats. The kind of brats who treat all the other kids like shit, scream for God knows what reason, and basically were little worthless bastards. Also, the Animatronic Animals creeped me out as a kid. The things sang with no melody or rhythm, and even looked creepy. I don't care who you are, but if you see a robotic rat singing to you with it's friends, then you are going to be creeped out. Oh, and the games were shit. And don't get me started with the pizza. The worst pizza on Earthy is sold at Chuck-E-Cheese. Anyways, after that experience, I thought I would never go there again. Think again. On one of my brother's birthdays in the mid 90's, he wanted to go to Chuck-E-Cheese. I sucked it in and decided to go, thinking "hey, how could it be?" Well, pretty bad. The pizza was still bad. The games still sucked. The kids were still brats. The worst thing though, was the 17-30 year old guys whyo would go there. These guys didn't come with their families. Oh no, they came with their friends, or usually, by themselves. I remember playing "Primal Rage" (hell yes), and when I was done, a little kid (about at least 7 years of age) competed with a guy who was in his 20's. The guy in his 20's won, and to make matters worse for the kid, rubbed it in the little guys face. That's right, these guys went to Chuck-E-Cheese to beat kids at video games so they could feel better about themselves. How pathetic do you have to be to go to a place for kids 5-10 years of age, just so you can beat those at video games and gloat about it? Answer: Really pathetic. I mean spanking it to furry porn in your mother's basement in your 20's pathetic. The kind of pathetic reserved for would be child molestors with three inch dicks. The moral of this story? If I ever get married and have kids, I will never go to Chuck-E-Cheese. Never again. I hate that place.

Sol Invictus-In a Garden Green Konk-The Sound of Konk Richie Hawtin-Decks, EFX & 909

Sol Invictus-In A Garden Green

What pisses me off is the way Dimension treats it's horror movies. Sure, "Wolf Creek" got decently promoted and such, yet other movies ("Below" and most recently "Feast") are pretty much picked up, then largely ignored by the company. I don't know why, but for some reason, I think an anime remake of "Suspiria" might work.

Actually, that's a quote from an old Hip Hop song. Every time I use a picture of Vince on my sig, I quote a hip hop song for some reason.

Same here.

-Well, things are alright. I got a job volunteering at a computer workplace. Work starts next week. -Henry Rollins has a new show on the IFC channel. It's pretty damn boring, and mostly just him ranting and interviewing people (He's not a very good interviewer). Personally, I don't know what CheesaaisGood see's in him. Plus, I hear he's a major asshole in reality. At least his "Letter to Ann Coulter" was amusing, mostly because I hate that fucking bitch. -Speaking of Ann Coulter, sooner or later, I think people are just going to get tired of her. You can only say so many stupid things before people finally just grow bored with you, and she'll become irrelevent eventually. -It seems like Carnival and Leena have quit posting. While I really don't miss Leena (she eventually just got boring), I do miss Carnival. He was one of my favorite posters. Well, that's all for now. Next time: Bad Chuck-E-Cheese memories.

Gay Abe is probably one of my favorite gimmick posters.

I love that movie

That really looks bad. Fortunately, he does think 9/11 conspiracy theoriws are bullshit. Still, it looks like it's really going to suck.

Shit, I thought you disappeared.

Five Favorite Depeche Mode albums 5.) Ultra 4.) Playing The Angel 3.) Black Celebration 2.) Violator 1.) Music For the Masses Five favorite Albums of the Week 5.) Pink Floyd-A Saucerful of Secrets 4.) Techno Animal-The Brotherhood of the Bomb 3.) Massive Attack-Mezzanine 2.) Butthole surfers-Psychic...Powerless...Another Man's Sac 1.) Led Zeppelin-III

Anyways, two trailers have hit online The Wicker Man-Yes, it's a remake. It stars Nicolis Cage (who's also producing), Leelee Sobieski, and Ellen ("The Exorcist", "Reqiuem for a Dream") Burstyn. It's directed by Neil ("In The Company of Men", "Your Friends and Neighbors) LeBute Texas Chainsaw Massacre-The Beginning-Prequal to the 2003 remake, stars Jordana Brewster, Andrew Bryniarski, R. Lee Ermey, Taylor Handley, Heather Kafka. Was also directed by Jonathan ("Darkness Falls") Liebesman, and was written by acclaimed horror author (and the man who coined the term Splatterpunk) David J. Schow. Note: If you can't see it on Apple, check it out on Youtube here.

In the past week, I've watched: Cemetary Man-10/10 The best Italian Zombie movie ever made, and one of the best Horror Movies Ever Made. A classic. The Wild Bunch-10/10 This movie is my favorite Western of all time, and it owns the fucking world. If you don't like this movie, then you are worthless in my eyes Tamara-5/10 I was really hoping that this would be better, as I was really looking froward to it. The lead actress is real hot, and there's some nice gore, but it just feels like a generic teen horror movie. 2001 Maniacs-7.5/10 From the producers of "Hostel" comes a movie that took a while to get to DVD, but is worth it. Gory, funny, full of Tits and Ass, and a blast. Robert Englund steals the show as the mayor. Also, there are some gags (Gay guy killed via spear through his ass, Black guy killed with a cotton mill) that I'm suprised they got away with. Night of the Demons-7/10 Cheesy but fun 80's horror film with some nice gore and Tits and Ass. Falls apart a bit nearing the end, and the character of Robert is really annoying, but it's still fun, and has one of the best character intros ever.

Sonic Youth does a pretty good cover of the Carpenter's "Superstar" that's miles ahead of the orginal.

"Sadly, this isn't the only time Shane stuck his finger up his father's asshole."

Women who like to fantasize about characters from books like Harry Potter doing each other up the ass. I don't even like Harry Potter, and this pisses me off for some reason, but I don't know what it is. It also really creeps me out.