Gary Floyd

Not as bad? Dude, you have always been fine in your posting here. People need to get the fuck over it and realize this is messageboarding. It isn't like art and science is going on here. Plus, you piss off the right people. So kudos. Yeah, it's not like you take Alex Jones seriously. Oh wait...

Because if you were a bad dad, you would admit to it... right? Yes. Why not? In this freakshow where you have guys ripping off people on ebay, guys telling somebody that his girlfriend's baby isn't his, and so forth, wouldn't being a bad dad fit in TSM like a glove? Fortunately though, that doesn't apply to me. She isn't my girlfriend. Actually it was a Deon/MVP reference. He tried to wreck a relationship by telling the dude that the baby wasn't his. Something like that. Yeah, that was fucked up. Deon is a peice of shit for that. Deon's a piece of shit for a lot of things. It still amuses me for some reason that he bragged about it here, like he expected us to be impressed.

Niggas ain't macho man they miss Elizabeth.

Best post in the thread.

That's what it says in his TSMpedia article.

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life. Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something. If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes.

Cruisin down the street in my six-fo' Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes

Something Awful Presents: Wrestlemania Rostermania. The write up on Cena is hilarious.

The fact that"King of Kong" wasn't nominated for best documentary is a crime. I saw "Nekromantic" when I was about 17. The shock wears off by the time the movies over IMO.

Well that's just magnificent.

I don't have either, though the thought of having a Myspace account has crossed my mind.

God, I haven't posted in this part of the board in a while. Anyways: Pre-show: 24-man Interpromotional Battle Royal/ECW Championship Dunno. Belfast Brawl: Finlay vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield JBL wins, since I don't see the feud ending anytime soon. Plus, I need to keep creeping Downhome out in Chat with JBL/Hornswaggle Rape Scenerios. Playboy BunnyMania Lumberjack match: Maria and Ashley vs. Beth Phoenix and Melina Maria and Ashley. Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels This will be a hell of a match. HBK wins, though Flair hopefully goes out strong. Umaga vs. Batista Batista wins. The feud ain't over yet though. Floyd Mayweather, Jr. vs. The Big Show Floyd wins, though I doubt it will be clean. Money in the Bank ladder match: Mr. Kennedy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chris Jericho vs. Carlito vs. Montel Vontavious Porter vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison Either Kennedy, MVP, or Jericho win. I think Kennedy is most likely though. World Heavyweight Championship: Edge © vs. The Undertaker Undertaker. I just don't see the streak ending well, ever. Triple Threat match for the WWE Championship: Randy Orton © vs. Triple H vs. John Cena Either Triple H or Orton, though I see Triple H winning as being the most likely outcome.

-In case you guys didn't notice, or you're an idiot, TSM has changed ownership. Here's some of what has happened over the last few days: . Leena is back, and not with stolen accounts. Fortunately, she's been regulated to Whiney Bitches, and can't annoy us anymore. . Damaramu is back also. I never got to fully experience him before his banning, so maybe I can see what all the fuss was about. . netslob, widpegaus, and CronoT will remain banned. Nobody wants them to return. Actually, EHME wants WP to return, but everyone knows EHME sucks. . Not TSM related, but Christ, Marney is horrible. . Cheech is now going to try to clean up the WWE folder. To that, I say good luck-you'll need it. -Now to other news-Spring break is over for me after today. So much for r & r. -"Hur Hur, them jiggaboos!" Again, Marney is horrible. -"South Park" last Wednesday was pretty good, though a second viewng of the episode has changed my previous opinion. Also, "Breastiary in Nippopolis." -Awkward Lapdance is... wow. This has to be Hotbutter Spoontoaster, only not as funny.

Cena, I love the name change.

Iggy Pop-The Idiot Ol' Dirty Bastard-Return to the 36 Chambers Shitmat-Full English Breakfast

-Czech, NYU, Danny Dubya, and CWM are now running things here. I like that. Pay your respects. -I've been doing more reviews on IMDB lately, mostly of weird, obscure horror movies, though I also did one recently of "Leonard Part 6." -Marvin will be suspended soon. Honestly, I'm suprised the guy hasn't been banned yet. He managed to become the 2nd worst poster on this board (worst is still Deon), though for a while, Marvin was the worst. Also: Come on Deon, Will Farrell as an avatar? Oh wait, this is Deon... -Now that the list of best moments in music, I'll most likely do a list of underrated/underappreciated albums.

I remember when I used to think shit like this was funny. Thank God that's over.

Sleep-"The Druid"

Head bangers in leather Sparks fly in the dead of the night It all comes together When they shoot out the lights 50,000 watts of power And it's pushin' overload The beast is ready to devour All the metal they can hold Reachin' overload Start to explode Chorus: It's your one way ticket to midnight Call it Heavy Metal Higher than high, feelin' just right Call it Heavy Metal Desperation on a red line Call it Heavy Metal noise Tight pants and lipstick She's riding on razor's edge She holds her own against the boys Yea, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge Ohh, can you feel the static So many contacts being made We've got up front fanatics Tearing down the barricade To reach the stage Can you feel the rage [Chorus]

The "War on Drugs" parody was weak. The "Heavy Metal" tribute though, was awesome. Also, "Breastiary in Nippoplis."

I like this thread.

I support all of this. Just bring Hotbutter back, and maybe a few others, and we're set.