Gary Floyd

Ah, that was a great match

God, this is just pathetic

The onl thing that would have made that Vince segment complete is if Vince started clucking like a chicken.

Folks, we may have a Gooker nominee

The only good Sci Fi Channel movie with a Sasquatch was "Abominable"

You mean a "Potential Herpes Match"

In Edge's hometown. So Cena will be winning the belt.

Jim Ross: Master of the Oblivious

Well, back to thinking the parents did it...

Black Sabbath-The Wizard

I don't think Camp Chaos was ever funny, but that's probably just me.

-Yep, I got a name change. Why? Because let's face it, lovecraft231 is a shitty name. Besides, gary floyd is much better. It's what makes pussy so great. It's the reason Arnold did "Commando". It's what everyone needs, and you can never have too much of it. Actually, it's the name of a Butthole Surfers song, and it never did any of those things. -It's been a year since Katrina. What have I learned? Well, I learned that Kanye West hates Bush. I also learned more about the sheer incompetence of the current administration. Oh, and all hail Chocolate City, and it's Vanilla Suburbs. -I'm tired of hearing about John Mark Karr. I was actually glad to hear about Tom Cruise, that's how tired I am of seeing Karr. -wildpegasus is continuing to tard up NHB, and for some reason, I love it. I mean, it's incredibly annoying, but it's also incredibly hilarious. I think it's just the sheer pathetic aura of the man, as well as the reactions he's getting from others. Oh, and according to him, their was no hip movement. -Check out Weird Al's Myspace to hear "Don't Download This Song". It's hilarious. -Oblivious Heel was banned. Thank God -Finally, thank you to KingPK, for having my name changed.

I love "Don't Download This Song". It sounds like the perfect parody of shitty MOR bands like Air Supply.

Meanwhile... http://www.knowledgedrivenrevolution.com/A...P_Candidate.htm

You'd be suprised how many fat goth chicks are out there.

September 1st The Wicker Man-Remake of the 70's British Horror Classic starring Niic Cage, Leelee Sobieski, and Ellen Burstyn. Directed By Neil ("In The Company of Men", "Your Friends and Neighbors") Lebute September 5th Gojira-2-Disc Special Edition of the original, uncut, undubbed, Raymond Burr free version of the classic original Godzilla movie. Septamber 8th The Covenant September 12th Headspace-DVD debut of the festival favorite stars Udo Kier, Dee Wallace Stone, and Sean Young. The directors of this movie's next movie is an adaptation of Jack Ketchum's "The Girl Next Door" The Great Yokai War-2 Disc DVD debut of Takashi Miike's latest. Well, to American soil, at least. September 19th Hard Candy-Special Edition DVD September 22nd Feast-Midnight showings only premier of the long awaited Project Runway show. Stars Krista Allen, Clu Gulger, Josh Zuckerman, Henry Rollins, and Jason Mewes. September 26th Eaten Alive-Special edition of Tobe Hooper's follow up to Texas Chainsaw Massacre. TCM also comes in as a 2 disc special edition on this date as well. Masters of Horror: Imprint-Banned from TV episode is released on this date. Directed by Takashi Miike. The "Blind Dead" movies come out in seperate DVD's on this day too. Street Trash-Limited 2-disc special edition October 3rd Big day for DVD's Abominable Calvaire (The Ordeal) The Roost Edmond Ganja and Hess The Gathering The Woods Cannibal: The Musical-2-disc 11th anniversery edition. October 4th or 6th, it's one of those dates Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning-Prequal to the 2003 remake, stars Jordana Brewster, R. Lee Ermey,and Andrew Bryniarski reprising the role of Leatherface. Directed by Jonathan ("Darkness Falls") Liebsman, with script input by legendary horror author David J. Schow. October 13h The Grudge 2 October 17th Feast-Special Edition DVD October 24th Saw II-Unrated 2 disc special edition Evil Bong-Charles Band's latest stars Tommy Chong, and has cameos from Peter Graves, Bill Mosley, and William Shatner. October 27th Saw III November 3rd Snoop Dogg's Hood of Horror-Limited release November 7th Godzilla Raids again and Godzilla vs. Mothra-More 2-disc special editon of classic Godzilla movies. November 10th The Return-Don't know too much about this one, except it stars Sara Michelle Geller, is PG-13, and deals with a girl who starts seeing visions of the murder of another girl she never met. Night of the Living Dead 3D November 21st We Are Going To Eat You-Tsui Hark's 1980's classic of horror, comedy, kung fu, and cannibalism comes to DVD on this date. November 28th See No Evil-WWE Film's entry into shitty slasher movies comes to DVD in a special edition.

"Nothing Moves The Blob!"

Dude...pegasus hasn't posted in this thread I know, that was a confession.

I'm starting to find wildpegasus posts amusing.

Thought I was the only person on Earth who remembered that show "Fantastic Four!/Don't need no more!"

It really does...

Seconded. And no. No you did not have an orgasm while doing hamstring curls, you fucking idiot. Yeah? Well, just read the info I just posted. Look like you have been OWNED. I am almost speechless. This is both the best and the worst thread ever.

Looking at the Astroboy thread is like looking into the abyss of hell. Even Leena's scat picture isn't as disturbing as the sheer loneliness that is wildpegasus.

Wow. That's all I can say, is wow...