Right now, all I want to say to WP is "holy shit", and thank you. Thank you for making me want to call my parents and thank them for raising me right. Thank you for being almost everything I never want to be. Thank you for being such a worthless failure in life, you bench humping fuck up. Thank you for being so pathetic, that a serial killer would be glad not to be you. Thank you for being a definition of loser. Thank you for being a 30 year old virgin who still lives in his parents house. Thank you for making me notice you again, and for proving that it could always be worse. Thank you.