Ace309

You DDT me, I'll no-sell it. I mean, for fuck's sake, pro wrestling isn't a useful style for streefighting. If you get concerned about doing the flashy bullshit, you're going to get your ass handed to you when you face someone minimally competent.

Star ratings are opinions based on fact. However, this nonsense about every opinion being equally valid is bullshit. Some opinions will be better-informed, more defensible and, yes, more "right" than others. The problem is, as RRR mentioned above, people don't like to admit that their opinions are indefensible and roughly as accurate as beliefs arrived at by studying the patterns made by bird shit under an overpass. Everyone likes to think they know something. The problem is that 90% of them don't. Jingus also makes an excellent point. For a lot of the internet columnists, star ratings are shorthand for reminding people what they like. Under that formulation, they're "accurate" but useless. All in all, everyone should accept my taste. It would be much easier that way.

It's what happens when you drink the water.

You tried to talk me out of it... you were quite put off by the shifting perspectives, since I had come up with it as a way of getting around the blandness and you weren't sure it would come across well. That's actually one of the reasons I liked it so much - it was one of the few things you weren't coaching me on that turned out well. I was, however, a big fan of the match you linked to, Z, because it was part of a time where Zenon stopped being Z and started being his own character. It reminds me, though with less kidding-around, of the time that Z beat Wilson with the Stunner. It made me take Z seriously as a wrestler, not just a character.

FYI: Finalists' RPs This week's poll Toxxic's response in the Confessional forum

Yes, but you should send me money to cover the unauthorized use of my name and likeness.

Please keep your board stats updated as well as the ones on the site. We've got some people who for whatever reason aren't able to keep close track of stat changes and it's very easy for them to get confused and use ridiculously outdated stats from the stats thread. Thank you.

I went to a university. My brother failed out of community college twice. I urge you not to read too much into that, though - he wasn't really "college material." Most of my friends and wrestling buddies agree that the local community colleges are pretty much high school redux - it's just that one of them back home had a great wrestling team and so attracted a lot of athletes.

Apparently.

For the record, I think Sharpie's uninformed comment and inability to grasp the twist at the end and the dig on random gothic/evil characters is going to screw you on this one. I'm very sorry to say that.

Seconding "What the fuck is a goozle" and "What the fuck is an exclamation point."

Dicks away, boys. On edit, Janus, put your dick away. WC, you do NOT have to defend your honor every time someone snipes at you.

Bumped. Cookie if you can guess why.

Yeah, consider this one arbitrarily closed too. Not in the mood, people.

I'm arbitrarily closing this thread because I'm not in the fucking mood to deal with it. Please feel free to open threads talking about what a Nazi hardass I'm being.

The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation presents... SWF SMARKDOWN, APRIL 18th, 2005, LIVE FROM THE KIVA AUDITORIUM IN ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO! (8:00 PM EST; 5:00 PM PST. Check local listings.) The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation rolls through Albuquerque on the road to Battleground 2005! It’s not often that the World Champion and Ejiro Fasaki get given the night off, but that’s what happens when the card is absolutely stacked. A few scores need to be settled before the pay-per-view, and due to the fact that Wild & Dangerous are holding a whopping three titles between them, we need to get something out of the way first. Between the epic rubber match to find out who goes on to Battleground to face Toxxic for the World Title, the World Tag Team Championship defense and more, someone’s sure to get the SMARKDOWN! Send everything, including absolute, really, we-mean-it, last-chance booking stuff for Battleground to Chuck Woolery. CO-MAIN EVENT TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TO THE SWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins vs. “The Franchise” Mak Francis ~ What more is there to say about Mak and Spike? Spike took the contendership in a singles match, but Francis took umbrage at his use of the ropes to win, and went on to win the contendership back in a Pure Wrestling match refereed by Tom Flesher. With the series even at 1-1, these two want to settle the score in a best-of-three match. The winner goes to Battleground to challenge for the World Championship! Rules: Standard. The winner will be the wrestler who wins two out of three falls. If one wrestler wins the first two falls, the third will not be wrestled. Count-outs and disqualifications count. Word Limit: None. Send To: Ace309. Y’all owe me. CO-MAIN EVENT SWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Wild & Dangerous (Johnny Dangerous © and Wildchild ©) © vs. Martial Law (Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and Todd Cortez) ~ Martial Law has waited patiently for its shot at Wild & Dangerous, who have … complicated matters by winning the Cruiserweight Championship and the new International Championship, respectively. While this is a pay-per-view-level match, Dangerous and Wildchild will both be defending at Battleground, and frankly, something had to give. Martial Law gets its shot on Smarkdown, giving them a chance to go into the pay-per-view with new momentum. Rules: Standard. As this is Smarkdown, use the tag ropes. Word Limit: 6000 Send To: chirs3 TAG TEAM MATCH Revolution Zero (“The Critic” Scott Pretzler and JJ Johnson) vs. Manson and Arch Griffon ~ Manson and Arch Griffon worked like a well-oiled machine on Lockdown. Flesher was so impressed that he decided to see how they’d fare against Revolution Zero’s two youngest members, both of whom appear wise beyond their years – Pretzler with a lengthy Cruiserweight Title reign, and Johnson picking up the Hardcore Title in his first few weeks. Will the precocious pugilists be able to take out Manson and Griffon, or will they fall victim to the size, strength and … hell, what more to Manson and Griffon need? Rules: Standard. Use the tag ropes, preferably not to choke someone. Word Limit: 4500 Send To: Justice MIDDLEWEIGHT GRUDGE MATCH-O-RAMA! “The Tigris Express” Muhammed Koran vs. Austin Sly ~ Sly and Koran lost a tag team match to Arch Griffon and Manson on Lockdown. No doubt, each man blames the other. Neither man asked for the match, but frankly, judging by that bulge in Sly’s forehead and his recent propensity for snapping on people, Flesher felt it would be best just to let him straight at Koran. Rules: Standard. I think Sly’s shown he can’t be trusted in a pure-wrestling setup. Word Limit: 4000 Send To: Dace59 OPENING BOUT Lord David vs. Martin “Big Country” Hunt ~ Yep. The SWF saved Martin Hunt from alcohol poisoning again, and he’s back once again to open up a card, this time against SWF rookie Lord David! Rules: Standard. Word Limit: 3000 Send To: Chuck Woolery

I'll take a salsa plate, by which I mean the Mexican Cruiserweight Championship.

Muzz, please don't bait Johnny. Things have been quite high-strung lately and really, I don't need this.

In the interest of openness... When I got home from the bar around 10:15, I had in my PM box an extension request from Mak saying that he had a practice tonight and needed as much time as I could give him. Fast forward to a few minutes later, after I've sent irate PMs to him and Spike telling them they had until midnight. MVS said he's on vacation and would be up as late as he needed to. I DID send a main event in last night. Mike, I presume, had gone to bed, but we DO have a match.

You need to quit being so god damn negative, WC. Free time to post or not, it seems like half your posts are taking the moral high road on some damn thing. Agree with me or disagree. Frankly, I don't care, since it's got fuck-all to do with your writing and fed-related participation (which I feel compelled to say are above-average, just in case anyone here was confused about that). I'm just telling you that if I were to read most of your posts on these forums, I'd assume you really didn't enjoy this place much at all. Making a fuss about this sort of shit is petty. I'm sorry, but it is. It's just part of the way the fed runs, and it looks really sad when you complain about hijacking the thread for a promo that deals with your character and his tag-team partner when your only other promo response in the past 30 days was to a year-old promo that was about your character. I recognize that, yes, there's a difference between a hijack and a non-response, but that's just a function of the people who post here. Lighten up, for god's sake.

Of the last five promo posts, WC, you've commented on two. One was this one, which you didn't actually comment on. One was Landon't Vault promo, dealing with you. You have absolutely no room to criticize people for not making relevant comments on promos.

Hey, you know what would be cool? If after making a fuss about your match, you WROTE ONE AND SENT IT TO ME.

I can't shake the feeling that the previous poster can't quite relate to this problem

At my university, I always used to go to the fifth floor of the library, which was rarely used, to avoid smoking anyone out (since I was on campus all day most days). I started using the fourth floor when I heard someone jacking off in the fifth-floor stall.

You're also fat.