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Gentlemen,I have only three words with regard to the battle royal: JOINED. IN. PROGRESS.

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me. I think everyone made some very good choices this year. I'm thrilled to see the people on the list who made it, and particularly Justice & Rule. Nothing against the other people on the list, but I was there to see J&R rise to glory, and I knew I was watching history being made. I also like the distribution of the votes, with one exception that just makes me roll my eyes. It was difficult paring my votes down, because there were so many people who deserved votes that I just couldn't give them to... in particular, I'm sorry that Danny Williams was a casualty of an unbelievably stacked year. I have no doubt that he'll be at the top of the ballot next year. Once again, thank you for your votes, and thank you for making good decisions about the other slots as well. CC: Unbelievably classy and accurate move, putting Z into the Hall of Fame. He deserves it.

Easy there, Thoth. I know the hangover's miserable, but there's no need to take it out on UYI.

Well, yeah. Thoth's just cool like that.

I will when I get a job, punk.

Specifically, you'll crash through my futon when I throw you out of my room.

Yes indeed, Fury. - Tom Flesher, Procedure Freak

Matt Myers: "So, Crusen, do you ever forget and call him Muzz by mistake?"

Not to my knowledge, and I'm always up on these things.

Another Hunter S. Thompson here. It's a fucking popular one this year, so I think I'm going to have to battle anyone who shows up dressed the same way. Or hit them with my scotch bottle.

::produces a birthday cake made of pot, frosted with morphine with sixteen lit cigarettes sticking out of it::

It's actually a pretty natural mat-wrestling position. Think back to when Angle was running hammerlock pinning combinations and such - it's not at all a stretch to throw on a double chicken wing, and in fact it happens in the amateurs all the time. Taking it from a somewhat risky pinning combination to a submission that's damn near impossible to escape is something that I appreciate, at least.

Stupid fucking bird.

Cattle mutilation. It just looks so damn cool, for some reason, and it seems legit in that it'd be damn near impossible to escape without rubbering both arms simultaneously and getting a favorable wriggle.

How's that proof? He didn't hit him back, presumably. It's not "proof" so much as "conjecture."

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

Of course, although you could with Spike's permission demolish him and steal the title to claim as your own.

Only if you misunderstand the concept of a weight class as opposed to the concept of a wrestling style.

WOO! Go Chris~!

Way ahead of you ::dons Supernovelist t-shirt::

Pfft. I always read these. They make me feel warm and fuzzy.

"So, do you have a gag reflex?"

He means the Pond.

That's enough of these offbeat shenanigans, emo-boy.

Spike's Current AIM Away Message: "I have no sympathy for the weak." Hrm. It's okay. He's just being emo.