Ace309

It's come to my attention that some people are confused or prevented by various problems from sending their match to the appointed person. If you're confused, send me your match. I'll sort it out. If, otoh, you are not confused, do not try to help by sending me your match. You don't need to, I promise.

Luckily, I hate football.

I'm an undergraduate at a large university in New York state. I'll be graduating in the spring and going to a law school to be determined. (I've gotten three acceptance letters so far, and I'm waiting on a bunch more.) Ideally I'd like to practice trial or constitutional law or do political consulting, but then again, every kid who plays football in high school wants to play for the NFL, so we'll see what happens.

On the other hand, high schoolers as a rule aren't the most reasonable people and don't always appreciate the consequences of what they do. I remember being very easily inflamed in high school, and very outspoken on topics that I look back at now and laugh.

Dace passed it along. It's fun. A little corny, but a great song.

::scoop slam::

Stupid "what if"s like this make you lose credibility. If some guy was being charged with child pornography charges on little girls and was having his rights violated, I'm sure the ACLU wouldn't be afraid to step in. Well, it helps when you have evidence instead of just sitting around hypothesizing. Please stop supporting my political party, JOTW. It's better if you don't "help" this way.

... dude. I meant "being goofy" and "waste of time" in the nicest possible ways.

When you lift to failure, you've worked a muscle group to the point of fatigue - ie, you've broken down the muscle fiber. Waiting +/- 48 hours before you work that muscle group again allows the muscle to rebuild, so that you're working fresh muscle fiber and not just piling abuse on an already-fatigued muscle group.

MAIN EVENT Va'aiga vs HVT - I dunno, my gut says Thugg wins the battle of the hossen. ICTV TITLE MATCH Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs Mike Van Siclen - Charlie - what a guy! NO GRAVITY MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs "The Sacred One" Andrew Blackwell© - np CRUISERWEIGHT RULES MATCH Wildchild vs Stryke - WC HARDCORE TITLE MATCH Terrence "Janus" Bailey© vs "Coyote" Coy West - Janus. Coy's probably still got some kinks to work out.

::wave:: Thanks for being goofy and starting this tremendous waste of time.

Philosophy and the Matrix: A Canadian Politics: A- Myth & Religion in the Ancient World: A- Paralegal Principles & Procedures: B+ Epistemology: B Semester GPA: 3.521 Overall: 3.387 My GPA's deliciously average, but my LSAT score seems to make up for it.

Alright, time to get my workboots on.

Clearly, Kane remembers doing the Kanearoonie, which is widely regarded as having started his downward slump.

I can pencil you in some time in February. Spike's going to have to wait till April or so.

I look forward to wailing on all of you.

Fool. Once you win the world title, you have to get accustomed to people ignoring everything you do. 'Tis the way of the world.

SJL WRATH CARD Date: Tuesday, January 13, @ 6 PM EST Venue: San Diego Sports Arena in San Diego, California! Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Longdogger_Pete Alan Clark was given the night off in recognition of the hardship facing having lost the lower of his two belts. OPENING PROMO: Not called yet. POP THE CROWD, BOYS, YOU’RE ON FIRST Daredevil vs. David Cross Description: The San Diego crowd should be rabid, as we haven’t been to that coast in ages. (Note: This is probably factually incorrect. The booker does not care.) Hopefully, sending out one of the most exciting workers in the SJL and the most promising rookie to enter the league in recent memory will keep them into the show. Rules: Standard match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Count: 3500 Send To: Tod deKindes THAT GOOSE! HE’S GOT MY TEETH! Jimmy “the Demon” Liston vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Description: Liston is sitting on his #1 Contendership to the European Title at this point. Spike was taken out at Season’s Grievings by the Elk, and was thus unable to win a contendership to that title. Since the match ended in a no-contest, however, the second contendership spot remains open. Spike can give himself some consideration with a win over the contender. Rules: Standard match. DQ & Countout apply. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Longdogger_Pete NON-TITLE TABLES MATCH Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix © vs. Jacob Helmsley Description: Maddix, proud of his newly-won European Title, still has a shot at the Happiest Champion On Earth. He’s sitting on it this week, though, because Sophie told me that the same main event two weeks in a row is bad business. Rules: The first wrestler to put his opponent through a table will be declared the winner. If you accidentally put yourself through a table, you will look very foolish indeed but will not lose. However, you will have wasted lumber, and lumber has a thousand uses. Word Count: 5500 Send To: Thoth MAIN EVENT – PURE WRESTLING MATCH Todd Royal vs. “the Black Angel” Aecas Description: Strong style = money, people! Rules: Commissioner Raynor is a big fan of Todd, and has tipped the scales ever so slightly in his favor with this match. Following the trend of that Ring of Honor promotion all the kids have been talking about, Raynor is using Pure Wrestling rules here. A competitor is only allowed three rope breaks. Once that competitor uses his three rope breaks, his opponent does not have to release the hold if he reaches the ropes. There will be a 10 count on the floor to ensure that action stays in the ring. No closed fists. If a competitor uses a closed fist, he will be issued a warning. Every closed fist punch thrown after that will result in a penalty of one rope break. If the competitor has no rope breaks left, he will be disqualified. All other rules default to the standard rules of wrestling, though the officials will be especially tight on things like low blows. Word Count: 6000 Send To: Ace309

It's Mike's birthday? This is great! I'm learning so much!

You'll not be telling me how to enjoy my strong style. On your face, maggot!

There are usually JLers thrown into the Fuck. I'm sure that since your interest is noted, you'll be considered.

Happy birthday to Mike Van Siclen! Here to accept for Mike is dating show host Chuck Woolery.

Let me just say that I, for one, never thought Danny would be able to do this. As he mentioned, I think everyone's noticed that his writing isn't his strong point. His mind for wrestling, on the other hand, has always been incredible, and he's been stepping up the writing steadily... so steadily, in fact, that I think he caught everyone by surprise here. Seriously, Danny, I'm impressed. This is an accomplishment, and you should be proud of the effort you've put into this fed in the nearly two years since we faced off on our first JL show. Congratulations, and here's to a nice, long reign.

^ Creative depression from my favorite character makes me a sad panda.

I know that's ROH's rule, but imho a ten-count encourages staying in the ring more than a 20-count. Also, the SWF and SJL, with the glaring exceptions of Cruiserweight Rules matches and Danny Williams, are married to the 10-count.