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Because there's always a bright spot.

I think we need an independent judge to decide whether he has to tear off his testicles as agreed on the previous page.

You're forgetting, Janice, that it's Thanksgiving weekend here in the States. The card's got short limits all around to give people a bit of a break.

Bizzumpology

And remember, kids, Ejiro just beat Annie tonight in a no-DQ match. I insist you make reference.

Because you were out of gin?

Heyyyyyyyyyyy! *thumbs up*

I don't mind if he's a gimmick. He helps fulfill my recommended daily allowance for futile anger most days. "GOD DAMN IT JUST ASK HER OUT!" That sort of thing.

So... the show won't be going up last night, then?

It's a product of the "shit or get off the pot" sentiment. So shit or get off the pot.

You're overrationalizing. If you don't make your move tomorrow, go home and cut off your testicles to avoid turning the thread into a further parody of itself.

My cousin went on his honeymoon in Hawaii and sent me a half-pound of a 10% Kona blend. It was very nice.

One fat 14-year-old cat named Miss Kitty. My father named her when I got her for my 7th birthday, apparently after a character on Gunsmoke.

Let me just give mad fucking props to Todd for writing one of the better matches I've seen in terms of internal plot and playing up what happened on the last show. Perhaps the characters weren't as prominent, but the match was psychologically ALL THERE. Excellent job.

Yeah, I TOTALLY phoned it in. You'll get no arguments from me there.

Oldschoolers: I'm guessing that Sean Casey can hurt you in Orange Julius. He can hurt you in the Gap. I really enjoyed this promo. Good work.

I bet there's a thread where people link to this sort of thing.

"If it weren't for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college. I'll repeat that. If it weren't for my horse... giddy-up, giddy-up... I wouldn't have spent that year in college... a degree-granting institution. DON'T think about that too long, or BLOOD'll shoot out your nose."

Not that I wrote anything for the show. I was sick, and Erek, despite having prior obligations, was kind enough to cover for me. He had a storyline finish picked out the day it was booked, so that worked nicely, but he really did a lot of coverage.

I shouldn't have phoned it in, sadly. I should have saved my promos, beautiful in their bizarrity and irrelevance, for the finals.

I'm having a Bombay Sapphire gibson with a tipsy onion.

Oooh, Cornette. Good call, Bionic. I'd have to vote for Cornette's mama, too.

Owen hart, although that'll trigger the knee-jerk reactions of "BUT HE BROKE AUSTIN'S NECK!" Note that those only come up when someone mentions that Owen was smarkproof.

Smoked my first home-roller yesterday. I was out, and a friend of mine offered me one after class. Once I got over the fact that there was no filter and there was nothing to really shape my mouth around, it was actually really good. I have to do some pricing and see if it's worth starting to roll my own.

I'll assume that's "first man to put his opponent through a table" etc.