Ace309

Can I be in a cold water g-string match with Annie, Sarah and Cardboard Comet?

I drink my regular coffee with milk and sugar... although I prefer redeyes from the coffee bar on campus (or, since I got it, my espresso machine and brew-and-go coffeemaker at hom). The clientele doesn't bother me because I buy it and walk out. Alternatively, I like a double espresso black, or a chai latte.

And Reflection, my third and final RP for the first round.

Update. I've been tweaking the vermouth level in my Bombay Sapphire gibson. Using slightly less seems to make it taste better, but I still prefer my 8:1 Seagram's.

On the battlefields? What a completely left-field response. I can't imagine where he'd get that from.

So, what you're saying is that based on a faulty understanding of world politics, we should end all foreign aid except in countries where we have loosely defined "unfinished business," using the working definition of "Affairs that Plunderin thinks we should take part in." You can't say that we have "unfinished business" in Iraq and Afghanistan but not other countries that we've put a significant investment into. I'm also dumbstruck that you think the best way to handle these cases is an occupation of indeterminate length (which I'm guessing is what you meant by "a regime we help control"). So what it comes back to is that you need to refine your criteria for what constitutes "unfinished business." Otherwise, your posts are just incoherent babbling.

Oh, sweet jesus...

So now the Man on the Street's gut reaction constitutes a valid basis for national policy? I don't even want to get into the problems that would cause. Average Joe's opinion doesn't matter because he's uninformed and rarely has any interest other than his own in mind. If we acted in the interest of that man on the street, we'd be in a lot more trouble than we are now. How, specifically? Most Americans are eating, and there are accomodations available all over for them (city missions, soup kitchens, shelters, etc). They may not be eating steak, but they're eating. Please explain the deficiencies you're talking about. Not really. It's a bit like inviting those starving neighbors over for a couple of bowls of ramen. There's a negligible cost to the host, and the food isn't really high-quality, but it's nourishing. Besides, when the starving neighbors leave, you still have that meat loaf in the fridge. Of course, the moral imperative to feed the hungry isn't the only justification offered for foreign aid. Often, it's used as a carrot to encourage other nations to comply with the US's requests (North Korea), or as a diplomatic move in order to ensure good will (Afghanistan during the initial bombings).

Sent them along, Aecas.

I'm participating in When Worlds Collide X. I have a makeshift layout done, but I need a banner. What I'd like is to have this photo done in greyscale with a blue background, preferably with some sort of texture or something such that it's not plain blue. I'd also like the wording ' "The Superior One" Tom Flesher ' in there somewhere. Hustle, hustle, move. I'm working on the first of the RPs to use this banner and I'd appreciate any help.

So is Da Vinci Code the new Dogma that disaffected college students are going to start citing when they discuss religion?

SJL METAL CARD Date: Tuesday, November 4, @ 9 PM EST Venue: The Metrodome in Minneapolis, Minnesota! Send Promos & Marked Matches To: Longdogger_Pete OPENING PROMO: Not called yet. ROOKIE MAKES HIS DEBUT Wes Outlett vs Brian Bowers Description: Brian Bowers was the last SJL Television Champ, until his reign ended at the hands of Chris Raynor after a nasty bout with bursitis. He’s probably still angry about that, and will likely not take the assignment to break in the rookie lying down. Rules: Normal; DQ & Countout apply. Word Count: 3000 Send To: Ace309 TABLES MATCH Jimmy “the Demon” Liston vs. Manson Description: Liston and Manson have seemed listless of late. Perhaps the way to light a fire under them is to encourage them to throw people through furniture. Rules: The first wrestler to put his opponent through a table wins. A wrestler who puts himself through a table will not lose, but will certainly look foolish in front of his dozens of adoring fans. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Thoth LION’S DEN MATCH Unknown Warrior vs. “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins Description: Commissioner Raynor wonders if the Unknown Warrior will feel comfortable in this match. Rules: A dome cage will be lowered onto the ring with a few feet of space on the floor. No door, so there is no escape. The only way to win is by knockout or submission. Word Count: 4500 Send To: Ace309 MAIN EVENT HARDCORE Match for the SJL World Championship Insane Luchador © vs Aecas Description: The Insane Luchador lost a heartbreaker to the Unknown Warrior last week, and there’s no rest for the weary. The formidable Aecas is cashing in his shot at the World Title, and IL better bring his A game! Both of these guys like to work the Hardcore style, so let’s give them (and the fans) what they want. Rules: Hardcore rules – there are none. Falls count anywhere. Word Count: 5500 Send To: Longdogger_Pete

teh smackdown double postz0r

ATTENTION people I'm marking: Got tickets to Smackdown in Buffalo. Consider yourselves extended till 10 PM, possibly later.

a few posts later... If I can field this one... Powerplay phrased what he said badly, and with a healthy dose of out-of-context, there appears to be a contradiction. However, what he was trying to say, if you read the posts and take the statements in context, was that the fact that Jesus may not have existed is not a valid way of calling into question his teachings. There are, of course, teachings which are dependent on his being the existent son of God, but these are mainly related to "proving" that he fulfilled the prophecies of the Old Testament. The vast majority of what he taught - for example, see the Sermon on the Mount, which is cited at the Atheists For Jesus site that I can't remember the link to right offhand but which can be easily found at Google - was simple philosophical/moral/social teaching. If Jesus, the Son of God, the Messiah, did not exist, it doesn't matter. That has no bearing on the truth or falsity of this category of the teachings credited to him.

But Tyler, what about "The Thumb Opposer" Dustin Iler? He opposes thumbs.

Figment! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIGMEEEEEEEEEEEENT~!~!!~!!@!#%*(##%&*()@#$ *ahem* Anyways, nice booking by Zed to cover my ass. *cough*

Well... Brown Doc oxfords, black Doc combat boots (that are getting very worn out), black sneakers, a pair of old brown sneakers that I paint and run in, and a pair of sandals. So 5, but only two of them regularly make it out of the house. I also have two pairs of wrestling shoes and one pair of rock shoes, but they don't count.

And happy birthday to the absolute go-to man for tagging in the SWF!

I had an epic injury to my left forearm which resulted in 72 staple holes, two frankenstein scars, two plates and nine screws. My right shoulder pops out if a stiff breeze blows, and as a result of the overcompensation, my neck hurts like hell.

BIG problem here. See, YOU know wrestling's worked. I know wrestling's worked. THEY know wrestling's worked... but you don't TREAT it as if it's worked. We saw how it worked out when Russo did it in WCW. "Unseen backstage powers" and such are all well and good on message boards, but not as part of an Invasion angle, whether or not Vince would allow it.

I gave out 3 Musketeers. Got to see the three-year-old neighbor with a big smear of it on his face chomping away, complaining all the while that he didn't like chocolate.

GODREA~!!!!~!!~Q~~@#@#$*)@$!@#)(#!@DBROCCOLI@#$@! HAPPY BIRTHDAYZ0RZ~!

I haven't heard of a commercial "best of" tape for the two of them. I'm sure there will be a few people in the thread in just a bit who can tell you what the best matches are, and once you've done some research the best thing to do would probably be to contact Jeff Lynch and see about getting a custom tape done up.

Superstar, I salute you and your lapdog.